Well Hey There, Neighbour
“You germaphobic asshole! Dammit, I hate my life!”
Before he can act, or even think, you’ve risen to your feet, unlocked your door, and slammed it shut behind you, muffled sobs still sounding through the walls.
He definitely should’ve taken the Shinjuku apartment.
OR: Your breakup leaves you an emotional (and physical) wreck. Your new germaphobe neighbour only makes things worse (read: better).