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Safety in Silence
Safety in Silence
It's perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn't want to be Derek's soulmate.
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New Romantics
New Romantics
"We’ll call ourselves the new romantics: partners in crime, 21st century millennials making money out of marriage. Like a movie, but in real life." What do you do when you're set to inherit billions from your recently deceased grandfather's will, but only on grounds that you must be legally married? Easy. You hire someone to play husbands with.
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The One-Body Problem
The One-Body Problem
The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life. The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
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A Fruitful Union
A Fruitful Union
Harry Potter was his horcrux. After everything that had happened, Voldemort knew he shouldn’t have been surprised by this revelation, by these new turn of unwanted events. But the fact was, he was surprised. Harry didn’t know how it had come to this. All he knew was that he really didn’t matter to anyone. After hearing Dumbledore say that he had planned to sacrifice him, he really didn’t know what to think or who to trust anymore. Voldemort realises Harry is his horcrux at the graveyard, and accordingly changes his plans.
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An Innocent Wish
An Innocent Wish
“Liar.” Voldemort bristled as he heard the boy. “What,” the Dark Lord hissed. Harry clenched his hands. “You are lying. You won’t bring my parents back. You just want the stone. ” Voldemort was bewildered. “I will. I told you, together you and I can bring them back.” Harry gives the Philosopher's Stone to Voldemort and never regrets his decision.
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Happy to Help
Happy to Help
“Babe?” She called his attention back to her, and his eyes snapped to hers instantly. He must look feral. He feels feral. “Let’s go home. I’ve had a long day, and want nothing more than a bath and pizza. And a back rub.” - Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.
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Whoever Falls First
Whoever Falls First
"There's more kryptonite out there. When the Superman returns, there's going to be an all-star battle royale in the criminal underworld. Every megalomaniacal freak will want a piece of it so they can get a piece of you. And some of them will manage. They'll weaponize it and won't hesitate to use it against you, and when that happens I will not have you flailing around like an idiot." aka: Bruce teaches Clark how to fight.
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i'll make you happy (just wait and see)
i'll make you happy (just wait and see)
“I’m not repressed,” Kuroo hisses. “I’m definitely one hundred percent aware of the fact that I’m in love with Kenma, okay? I’m just not ready to tell him. See? No repression. Perfectly self-aware. Thank you very much.” Kuroo is perfectly aware that there's no good reason for him not to confess his feelings to Kenma. But that doesn't mean he's ready to make his move just yet. A standalone fic in the "brunch friends" universe.
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make a deal with god
make a deal with god
“Yeah, great job, Henderson,” Steve says. “Risk your life for the ticking time bomb. I don’t foresee a way this can go wrong at all.” “Uh, no man left behind,” Dustin argues, which would be kinda sweet, except, “even the ones with a hundred murder charges.” “Thanks, dude,” Eddie says to him, anyway. In his peripheral, Steve rolls his eyes. or, Eddie escapes the Upside Down. Problem is, he’s still wanted for—well. Pretty much everything. So he hides out in Steve's basement.
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The Olive Branch Apothecary
The Olive Branch Apothecary
On the advice of her therapist, Hermione Granger finally quits her desk position at the Ministry and finds a hobby all her own. She puts down paperwork and picks up potions, and her clients adore her home brews. She opens up her own shop and just as she’s found a new normal, her storefront (and flat) is sold out from underneath her by her retiring landlord. Hermione soon finds herself relying on an unexpected client— Draco Malfoy. Can she trust the Auror from her past? Can he trust her with a delicate situation? As rumors of a new magical terrorist swirl, old and new friends alike join forces to bring peace to a wizarding world that's just started to hope again.
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In Search of Omega
In Search of Omega
Ben Solo is a wealthy Alpha who has never mated but wants to be a dad. Rey Niima is a single Omega living pay check to pay check. When Ben places an ad in the newspaper, looking for an Omega to share her heat and impregnate, the idea seems mutually beneficial -- Rey gets her money and Ben gets to be a father. What could go wrong?
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(my heart) never could lie to you
(my heart) never could lie to you
Foggy wishes he had something more interesting to talk about than cyclists and sharks and dessert samplers, but Matt doesn't really seem to mind. Featuring too many feelings, highly inept seduction attempts, domestic bliss, and Karen's uphill struggle in the name of true love. [Five times Foggy narrates something unnecessary for Matt, and one time Matt does it for him.]
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Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak
Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak
"Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps." Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.
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A Memory of Eden
A Memory of Eden
When Crowley gets captured by angels and dragged up to Heaven, Aziraphale knows he has to rescue him—no matter the consequences.
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age/sex/location
age/sex/location
John starts to love it when Dave talks with his hands.
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Geumjeong Villa: The Place We Call Home
Geumjeong Villa: The Place We Call Home
At the foot of the Geumjeong mountain, there’s a small villa surrounded by nature where the air is clean and the skies are blue. Its traditional hanoks make this guesthouse a little paradise in Busan that is said to be able to heal people’s minds and bodies from the hectic pace of city life. The owners, the Park family, have lived there for generations, and Jimin’s parents have been running this guesthouse for years. Life can seem quite frenetic due to the many strangers that stay with them only to leave a few days later, but it’s normal for Jimin and his family. There’s a monotony to the coming and going of guests. However, this monotony is broken the moment Min Yoongi, a reserved boy with mint hair and a penchant for wearing jackets even in summer, rents one of their rooms. (A guesthouse au where Park Jimin’s whole world turns upside down the moment the aloof Min Yoongi makes an appearance).
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Child's Play
Child's Play
“You’ve been shopping, but not for groceries. You don’t have much in the way of funds, so something cheap, but not an impulse purchase—you’re much too disciplined for that. Something-” John puts down the plastic bag on the coffee table. A palpable shift occurs in the air. “...You bought a puzzle from a charity shop,” Sherlock states.
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For Want of a Nail
For Want of a Nail
When Jack Sparrow is taken ill, his care is overseen by a most unlikely person.
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Ex
Ex
Carlos' ex comes to town. Night Vale loves Carlos for reasons that aren't only to do with his being Cecil's boyfriend, and the town looks after its own.
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Please Hold
Please Hold
Phil hasn’t seen Clint or Natasha in person for three weeks, and he’s got plans for how he and his lovers will be spending their mandatory 72-hour post-mission downtime. Unfortunately, SHIELD has other ideas.
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brass
brass
Featuring John Sheppard as The Man.
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