slytherins

Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him. When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

Despite her best efforts, Elizabeth Potter is repeatedly drawn into situations she wants absolutely nothing to do with. People just refuse to leave her the hell alone.

Being able to turn into a dragon is not all its cracked up to be, not when Draco has to navigate an increasingly fractious Hogwarts, Death Eaters, and anti-Death Eaters—and lead his Slytherins to safety through all of it. And if Potter becomes one of his Slytherins, then he’ll have to...treat him nicely too. (the horror!) May 2022: Available in Brazilian Portuguese here and here with thanks to CeresYuki10! November 2022: Available in Indonesian here, with thanks to Xiao Ainun!

Following their Hogwarts Graduation party, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy wake up in a motel, naked, hungover and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Now all they have to do is undo a binding marriage spell, tell Lucius, survive Snape, and avoid a crazed killer that seems to be targeting them. This is the 20th anniversary special edition of 'The Dragon's Bride'.

"The thought of Snape owning a fridge disturbed him more than he thought it would."----Harry Potter, boy who lived, soon-to-be savior of the wizarding world, was currently on the brink of death by starvation. He was doing good though, he was following his orders to the t. Even if it killed him, he would stay with the Dursleys.Severus Snape had other ideas.Assigned by the Order to guard wonder boy for a week, the man dutifully sat in a tree for the better part of three days. After half the week had passed, Severus still hadn't seen signs of the boy alive. Too curious to resist the temptation, he investigated.When he 'kidnapped' Potter, he didn't expect to be the one to look after him. ---Featuring:Begrudging father figure Severus SnapeEventual/slow burn DrarryLucius Malfoy is a prick. (he's actually really sweet, and more like Arthur Weasley than he would like to admit)Harry discovers fishnet stockings.Draco discovers muggle music