Escape From Orgasm Hell

Methos often reminded him of a cat. The older man could lash out with verbal claws or keep unobtrusively to the shadows, only to sidle up when he wanted something or was in the mood. He could be terribly lazy, only helping when asked but always with the attitude that he was doing it of his own initiative. Duncan thought he was most like a cat though in these moments.

Mugen gets some cash and wants laid but he wasn't expecting to buy a flash from the past.

Miyagi & Shinobu make a sex tape and events ensue. Lots of smut, fluff, drama & angst!

Minho and his crew raid a ship to discover hostages aboard. While Minho is used to dealing with all that comes with pirating life, one of the hostages gives him much more to deal with than he expected. Infatuation with a doe-eyed young man that he can't seem to get off his mind wasn't supposed to be in the cards.

Set during early S1. Oliver brings Connor to a work party and his co-workers make a shitty joke at Oliver’s expense.

John comes home from a rough day at the clinic and Sherlock is determined to give him what he needs to feel better.

It’s Wednesday morning when Izuku’s mother texts him to remind him about his cousin’s wedding coming up the following weekend, and it’s Wednesday evening, when Izuku’s back in his room after classes and has time to call her, that she tells him she can’t go to the wedding with him.

(Please see the remix of this work for new chapters. This version is discontinued, but the story lives on! Chapter 58 has some new content!) Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but if these people thought that they would be able to manipulate her little brother without a her raising hell about it, they were about to be unpleasantly surprised.

Natasha and Loki play dangerous games.

“I’m…what?” Asami couldn’t believe it. This doctor, Doctor Samir, must have been mistaken. Right? “Pregnant. I take it this is unexpected news?” “Well, you certainly stand out in a crowd, don’t cha?” Korra asked the omega. “I’m sorry?” The omega asked. “I said, you stand out. You’re not like everyone else here, are you?” “You’re pretty confident yourself, you know.” “I’ve been told it’s charming.” “Keep telling yourself that.” Asami told her. But it was a lie. Asami was charmed and aroused beyond anything she had ever experienced. But the fact remained that she was obviously a call girl and trying to get some business for the evening. “Your mouth can lie to me, but your pheromones can’t. Here.” She stuck her hand out. Asami took it. “Sapphire.” Asami isn't sure what's real or not with the sire of her unborn pup who she is head over heels for (and who happens to be a call girl). Korra is trying desparately to prove she's someone her pup could be proud of and someone that Asami wouldn't be embarassed to have as a mate. A story of love, sex, pregnancy, prositutes, strippers, alphas, omegas, jealousy, breaking stereotypes, and challenging prejudices.

Garon visits Corrin late one night.

Muggle AU – Meet-Cute When Draco runs into his Aunt and cousin on the way to work he doesn't expect the encounter to end with him somehow accidentally scoring a date with quite possibly the hottest guy on Earth.

Draco and Hermione wind up on the same crowded beach. Ocean waves, hot sand and a Half-naked Draco: what more could you want? One shot

A series meant solely for short Meihem smut/fluff indulgence.No true plot, meant to indulge the few fans of meihem. Open to prompts and situations. Happy to provide a service.

Set in 1975. Another part of Bodie's back story and a take on how he came to CI5. Links with 'Prison Visit' and 'Reunion'.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... After the tornadoes went through Smallville (canon end S1 Tempest), brought down a portion of the Luthor castle, and trapped Jonathan in with a reporter that knows Clark's secrets, lives have been shattered, some irrevocably. For what is left, how then can they come together and be fixed? This story is about the journey to the end of the night... and the beginning of a new day.

‘What happened to you?’ he asked, taken-aback. ‘Life happened’ the mortal murmured, not meeting Loki’s eyes.

The fabric of time is a delicate thing. To change too much is foolhardy. Yet, to change too little changes nothing at all.

"If I stopped giving it up you'd beg me to fuck you within a week." You and Jeremy make a bet as to who can go longer without asking the other for sex. It turns out to be a lot harder than you imagined, but the reward will be so sweet...

Last time Harvey played rough with Mike, he told Mike he never wanted it from him that way again. Mike thinks maybe Harvey simply doesn't understand what he's capable of.

We've been through everything together, Connie. You can tell me anything. What's wrong?

Having experienced a lot of prejudice in his childhood, Eren has build his life upon a way to never stand out. He rarely shares his ideals and is happy with his organized life, until he meets Levi - an art-student who has the same ideals as Eren, but is not afraid to stand out. University!AU, LevixEren, fluff, smut, foul language.

Pissed and rain-soaked, Oikawa’s definitely got it worst when his thousands of yen get swindled by a supposedly, most-anticipated BIGBANG concert only to be substituted by a rip-off rock band from the nearby undergrounds with the most ridiculous, most pretentious name ever. Who the hell names their band The Panty Droppers anyway?

He doesn't want to remember this.

in which vminhope are cheerleaders, jeongguk runs for track and everyone's a girl.

Takes place after Chapter 5 of my SNK Retail AU, The Customer is Almost Always Wrong; Levi can't stop thinking about Eren's fucking beautiful eyes after the events at the ending of Chapter 5 and needs to, *ahem* take care of business.

A short tale of a child prodigy; a boy trained in classical music for his entire life, all grown up now but still so gifted and a talented musician with more of modern influence; a natural performer from a young age, no longer as young but still chasing his dreams. A story of their music, their relationship and their love; of Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jeongguk.