a kiss on the hand may be quite continental

When Clint's about to ship off for a mission, there's something Phil likes to do for him first. Written for a tumblr request (from about three months ago) for bootblacking.

Sam belongs to Dean, and Dean intends to show him that

Bug catchers are the last thing Green thinks of when he thinks of the word ferocious; he's decimated countless bug catchers in his travels, and squashed an equal number of weedle and caterpie in Viridian Forest alone. Hell, he once made Bugsy cry at a Kanto-Johto league meeting, and he didn't even intend to - he didn't mean to laugh at the boy's suggestion at selling honey for a league fundraiser, but who even was going to take that seriously? Guzma, on the other hand, is an obvious exception to the stereotype. In which Green Oak is too old to be making rookie mistakes; Guzma's gaydar is especially on point, and pushes his luck; and Red is tactless, as usual.

It’s been over a year since the traumatic events of his pre-Olympic season, and Yuri Plisetsky is still healing. Will he finally be able to move on, or will the horrors of his past prevent him from moving forward? Sequel to Rise Up.

Ellie has been turned into a raptor by Dr. Wu. Now she's stuck on Isla Sorna with Alan. When a pack of wild raptors take interest in them, Ellie is not having it. AU after the first 2 movies and the Raptor/Raptors Attack/Raptors Hijack comics. JP3 does not happen and Alan and Ellie are married, also they love Ian but he stayed home. There are dodos because I play ARK, there are dodos in ARK, and I suspect that InGen had something to do with THAT island, aslo.

Despite general opinion to the contrary, hating Jim Kirk came very easily to a lot of people.

Merlin was a good boy, promise. It's Arthur who thinks he should be doing things that he really doesn't want to do. Like, not spending the entire day at his side, because apparently, pets should be spoiled and pampered and don't need to sit in on boring meetings. Merlin thinks that anything that takes him away from Arthur's side for too long -see, any time at all- is useless and not to be trusted. They're going to have to fix that.

At one time, they meant everything to each other.

With the twins' significant others out of reach, the boys take another friend out for prom night but end up having a bit of unplanned fun.

Just the happy couple´s first night of freedom. Sequel to Baby, we´re a natural disaster

After hearing Emma's confession of love for Neal, Hook slinks away to lick his wounds. Peter, of course, finds him.

When Stiles finishes his degree at George Washington, he doesn’t hesitate when it comes to enrolling in the FBI academy in Quantico. Eager to start his career in the agency, even more to put his past behind him, he doesn’t put much thought to the memories that he might find in the area. But then he stumbles upon something that brings back something he thought he left far behind... in ways he isn’t expecting.

Bellamy is heavily drugged from pain medications, and - much to Clarke's panic - doesn't seem to remember anyone.

You're out to buy a bunny, can't be that hard right?

"You gonna be a good boy for us?"

AU where Hannibal is an FBI profiler troubled by his own potential for violence and Will is a psychiatrist and serial killer. When Hannibal doesn’t answer, Will says, “This must be an awful shock to you.” His voice is slurred. At first, Hannibal had attributed it to large gash he'd left in Will’s left cheek, but he realizes now that Will is tremendously drunk. “No,” Hannibal says, slowly, as the pieces begin to slide into place for him. “In retrospect, it’s not that surprising at all.”

Following Kurloz was a terrible idea and you knew it. You're just unable to help it...like always. Something about him is a little too intoxicating.

Outtake from the Previous Timeline: Completing the Soul Bond

Derek's an alpha, the Argents are back in town, Stiles's magic won't listen to him, and if that's not enough, fucking nature nymphs are popping up everywhere. Stiles didn't sign up for this shit. "Can't you do something?" he pants, and Stiles hates everything.He slings Scott's arm over his shoulder, "Not really, no, because right now I can do impossible things, mountain ash, and make coffee, that is the extent of my magical abilities for the foreseeable future.""Well, you're useless," Scott says, and Stiles doesn't answer, because there's two of them closing in, and running away was stupid to begin with, but it was their only hope. Stiles drops Scott to the ground, has no idea how to protect him from both sides. There's a moment while they circle them, and Stiles hopes the alphas are going to play with them, that they'll survive long enough for the Hales to get here.

Sherlock does not have a crush on Lestrade, really. John is so wrong, he really doesn't know what he's talking about.

Iris is just happy to see her brother again.

“You’re obsessed, huh?” “Absolutely, indefinitely obsessed.” “Good,” he said, feeling unusually bold all of the sudden, “we make a good pair, ‘cause I’m obsessed too.” A tale about human nature. Remus is an aspiring author, tasked with writing a book about the up and coming, wildly popular band, The Marauders. Sirius, front man, immediately dislikes him because he doesn’t want his life exposed, pried at by some stranger. Stranger becomes friend, friend becomes more. A love story told through music of the time, emotions disguised in lyrics, metaphors, colors, and the attitudes of struggling people.

It's not like apartment life is entirely difficult for them. They only need to take it one step at a time, with stumbles in between. (A week with two different personalities and the same feeling of being stupidly in love.)

“Don’t worry,” Kasumi said, “I may be untrustworthy, but you can trust me.”

“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” TDW fix-it fic, simple as that. Retconning Odin's A+ Parenting and Frigga's fate because I don't want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.

Some Ginny/Hermione Fluffy Smut