Pas de deux

Lucifer has trouble falling asleep and Alastor has a great idea to solve this issue.

Operation Pitfall was a success. The Breach had been closed. There had been losses, but there had also been survivors. Like Chuck Hansen, who had been found in an escape pod, seriously and rather badly injured, but alive. His recovery opens Raleigh's eyes to something he hadn't known about the other pilot, that only a select few actually do.He finds himself stunned and slightly awed, and very much drawn to the other man... even in the shape he is in.And maybe, just maybe, he can get away with calling Chuck Hansen an adorable fuzz face in the future, too....

My kid said your name before he said Daddy because you've been around forever, and I really shouldn't be mad but I am.AKA I love ignoring all canon

Peter was having a strange streak of good luck. He moved to a new school and he didn't get punched on the first day. His new town was warm and sunny and the new house was perfect. He had finally made some friends and even had good teachers. Aunt May loved her new job. Things were going almost too well. Luckily, Wade Wilson is more than happy to step in and ruin all of it with four stupid words. "You're in my seat."

Peter calls it classic. Neal calls it bad at best, yet there's something about that suit that Neal can't ignore.

Avengers AU. What if Erik hurriedly welcomes Loki to earth and so under the rules of sacred hospitality Loki can't go forward with his attack?

Genji Shimada owns the night club Suzume, one of the many fronts that the Shimada faction of the Yakuza used. It was his own personal hunting ground, allowing the playboy to find his pick of partners and it seems like tonight you were his target. But that didn't mean you had to make it easy on the man, a bit of cat and mouse never hurt anyone.

What if Voldemort wasn't the only problem in the Wizarding World? Dumbledore has a lot to answer for. If there are things that Harry Potter will not tolerate, they are liars and thieves. And he's a what?!

Natasha and Loki play dangerous games.

"I double checked it myself; the science is sound," Val said. "This product really does attract male spiders.” Johnny’s mind had gone curiously blank. “Male spiders,” he said. “Huh.” “I wonder if I could weaponize it,” Valeria said, tilting the tablet.

After playfully sending suggestive pictures to Chris right before he presents at the Oscars you realize that you are in for the night of your life.

Waking up a few thousand years after your death to find a hero school built on your grave isn't the most fun experience. That, Izuku Midoriya can definitely say with confidence. He knew he died. He had to have, after all, his head was still severed from his neck. But the fact that scared him the most now was how he was back. And it took all of his strength not to constantly be seeing himself as a monster.

Sherlock is brutally assaulted and goes through the struggles of the aftermath, domestic abuse, suicidal thoughts, self harm, drug abuse and all that jazz. Sherlock and John Bromance will migrate to mild slash. Rated M. Warnings for descriptions of violence, rape and cursing. I warned you.

Angel groans, sliding a set of hands down his face in a desperate attempt to wipe away his frustration. “Alright, Charlie, spill. You found the edibles, didn’t you?” Charlie sags, losing her composure as quick as a balloon losing air. “…yes. Well, no. Kinda.” “…kinda?!” Angel and Cherri ask in unison. “I didn’t find your edibles. Um…Husk and Niffty did. And we sorrrta have a problem.” When Husk ends up accidentally high, Angel Dust and Cherri are tasked with keeping an eye on him. Angel figures whatever, it’s what friends do, right? This won’t change their dynamic, no, certainly not. (Too bad Husk is charming even as a drugged mess.)

Cordy goes to the mansion to get a book from Spike and wackiness ensues.

You work for the SCP foundation, researching about the strange, and often deadly, creatures contained here. One day two peculiar SCP arrived at the foundation and they seems to take an interest to you. Like you needed that with the hell of a life you were living

Apocalypse has won- and taken the world for himself and his horsemen. The X-Men lay prisoners in the pyramid away from their minds in trance far from reality, locked away deep in the temple's depths.One Angel, however, cannot seem to shake the memories or phantom feelings of a certain blue teleporter, and his mind has been filled with the nightmares and odd obsessions of the famous Nightcrawler he so terribly fought.But the God that now rules all soon sees his dear follower's struggles, and wakes the devil up to play with his angel. ((This story is actually written to completion, but I am in the process of uploading all the chapters to here, so stay tuned.))

An accidental meeting lead to the most amazing days out of both Kara and Lena's lives. Fantasy/medieval AU where Lena Luthor is the princess of a kingdom while Kara Danvers is a writer.

Because Yoongi's that fiancé who silently celebrates birthdays and Hoseok's that lover who shamelessly pretends to have forgotten the day, just so a successful surprise can be installed.

Now that John's got Bane as his captive, he thinks he's in control this time. He's pleasantly surprised, though Bane is anything but amused by John's antics.

After Clint breaks his femur during a mission he's laid up for half a year. During this time he gains a little weight and grows self-conscious about it. After Tony makes an off-hand comment about it, Clint thinks Phil will no longer find him attractive. Phil takes the time to show him just how wrong he is.

"We're here to make sure that at least someone knows where you walked yourself off a cliff."

Will, Hannibal and their son are on their way home. A brief stop turns bloody. Prompt: Can we see some homophobic people hurting their family, and the two fathers have to show their darker colors? That would make my day.