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Headache

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naruto five! Naruto
Naruto Uzumaki is all the headache Sasuke will ever need. One shot nothing more.
2024/12/11 19:45 Update
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Waking up with a headache would make you feel like the day was over when it was just about to start. Like any millenials Sasuke’s alarm clock was his phone but somehow he did not hear it this morning despite setting seven alarms. He grabbed for his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was 8.05 am
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