it's your heart i wanna live (& sleep) in

Harold Potter isn't best pleased when his father announces his engagement to a total stranger. What will Harry do to ensure his happiness in marriage? Snarry. COMPLETE

Sherlock often wakes up Joan Watson. Partially because he shares custody of her room. What happens when a mistake is made when perfecting the art of waking a Watson? Inspired by this prompt - http://capitangecko.tumblr.com/post/80022354045/youpissedoff-mysandwich-i-love-how-joan-wears - one shot - could be a possible two shot if anyone wants it.

Klarion the Witch Boy knows he owes a life debt to one Timothy Drake. So, when the opportunity to repay said debt presents itself, he would do anything in his power to save 'The Robin who Succeeded' from the Ripper. Even if it means displacing him in time and space. Now Tim must try to find his way back home without causing any ripples in time and survive life with his Young Master and his horrible family. Time to shed the Wayne upbringing and live up to his Drake potential. His mother would be so proud.

Tony gets slapped.

a girls night gathering

Even though they're happily married, Xander and Corrin still have to abide by their duties as sovereigns of two kingdoms - i.e. they have to hold daily conferences discussing Nohrian-Vallite diplomacy, with said conferences usually lasting for hours on end. Even after they've finished their monarchical duties for the day, they still have to tend to their parental responsibilities raising their two sons. While they enjoy being parents, the lack of "mommy-daddy-alone-time" has taken a toll on the king and queen - meaning that they haven't had the opportunity to have sex in three whole months, and the growing sexual tension between them is agonizing. There has to be a way to solve this dry spell and carry on with their duties. Perhaps they can even combine sex and diplomacy? Actually, that sounds like a pretty good idea... (Smut, Oneshot, Corriander [Xander/Female Corrin], Spoilers for Revelation)

Oikawa needs money and Akaashi suggests an unconventional way of making that money.

A bunch of stand alone ficlets that are in rough chronological order. This is the story of the path to Klaus and Stefan's wedding and beyond, with a bit of tongue in cheek humour and some typical Klaus madness. Based on the YouTube klefan fanvid entitled Girlfriend.

The text of the Plaything Magazine interview with Hawkeye.

About the story: It's a King's Landing, immediately pre-Blackwater AU. Warning for foul language, underage and especially for dub-con/non-con.

Light has a praise kink. L is a troll. Based on a prompt for LawLight Week 2017.More about the week: http://lawlight-week.tumblr.com/

General Jing Yuan had prepared for every possible way – probable or improbable, brutal or peaceful, soon or distant – how he or his peers would die and how Yanqing would continue on living without him.But not this. Never him. or, a new terror carves into the heart of the Luofu, and neither Jing Yuan nor Yanqing will ever be the same.

Jesse relapses, but Walter comes to help, whether Jesse wants it or not. Takes place post-4x13 before Mike comes back.

CONTINUATION/PART II OF So Artfully Instilled Into Me. YOU GOTTA READ THAT ONE FIRST 'cause this just picks up where that left off— hooray for more fluff, angst, chaos, and this time, revolution at G. Kings Memorial High School.

“I’m gonna sleep with the other best man.”“Lance, please don’t sleep with the other best man.” - Keith is uncomfortable at best to be thrown into the whirlwind of Shiro's fast paced wedding to Allura. Yet he is even more uncomfortable when an attractive yet annoying stranger shows up determined to make his experience even more difficult.Lance, Allura's childhood friend is instantly convinced he can sleep with Keith before the wedding is over, However as he continues his pursuit he begins to get more involved than planned.However despite the whole ordeal the two will be forced to spend a lot of time together, as they are both filling the position of Best man.(Everyone is older here and it will probably get a lot deeper than it seems but I will balance it out with comedy- imsosorry)

Naruto and Sasuke go on a disaster of a mission, leaving the Uchiha missing and Naruto... he survived, silenced by the injury inflicted on him. Six years later, Sasuke comes crawling back to his village wanting to see nothing more than his boyfriend's bright eyes and wide smile. Amidst of everything that he seems to have started, there's nothing Sasuke wouldn't give to hear his name from those lips just one more time. [Complete!]

Will meets the Jackson family after a...certain situation, and things get worse from there.

How well can you really know someone? The person you’ve spent weeks or months with, could they really be nothing as they appear? Can two world-known figure skaters be, not just superior athletes, but also superior killers for their respective mafia syndicates? Victor and Yuri are about to find out if the other is really who they appear to be or if they’ve been hiding in plain sight the entire time. When the Russian Bratva and Japanese Yakuza collide, how can it not end up in a bloodbath?

Jungkook chuckled. “No. I don’t do the girlfriend thing.” “Oh? So you want to stop the flirting?” Jungkook said with a seductive smile.

Casey sees Chuck handling his guns and gets all hot and bothered. Screw professionalism; this requires sex!

When hellhounds came for his brother, Sam was overwhelmed by grief and guilt, and willing to do anything to bring Dean back. Then a man who looks just like him shows up from the future with a story of angels and Armageddon. This other Sam is dealing with his own guilt and loss, but he has a plan to stop the apocalypse before it begins and to rescue Dean. Now, the two of them must work together - two Sams to bring back one Dean.