Why?

Dionysus's attempt to manipulate Percy into fetching him some wine backfired.Now, he finds himself reluctantly claiming the boy as his son.

Someone said "reylo" and "ovipositor" in the same sentence, and this monstrosity splorched from the depths of my brain. I'm sorry.

Prompto's sprawled out on the floor of Noctis' apartment the first time he meets Carbuncle, wrapped up in a spare blanket. A game controller's there on the ground beside him, where he left it when he fell asleep mid-battle three hours earlier. And he's having a fantastic dream.

Tony's finally giving birth to the twins after eight grueling months.

Takes place in HP with a little AU, the Iron Man 1 Universe and may continue to Iron Man 2, Avengers and Iron Man 3.Tony x Fem HP a little on the side Rhodey x Fem HPMention of a little Dumbledore bashing, a little sympathy with good old Tom Riddle and the trauma to lose what is precious to each and everyone.

Geto Suguru was an omega. He was hormonal and horny all the time. It was a natural bodily function that he couldn't help. He did not choose to be born an omega. He did not enjoy being horny all the time.He liked to have sex. He had itches to scratch. He couldn't help it. He invited Gojo Satoru to be his friends with benefits. Originally, he only sought sex. He did not plan to fall in love or a whole package of romance.Things were great until it became ugly. Why was it wrong for him to like sex but not for the alphas?

"I haven't felt this way in years," Raphael slurs.Magnus gives him a sympathetic look that says 'Darling, we both know that's not true' and a small chip in Raphael's heart begins to spread into a physical ache. Raphael is soft in a way most would never believe and he cannot help but tear himself down in the process of helping another. He's good and kind.

(1) When Rachel and her friends travel to Philadelphia to support New Directions at Nationals, they band together to solve a crisis. Rachel is hit with a bout of nostalgia. (2) After his improvisations bail the New Directions out of their costume crisis, Kurt watches them at Nationals as his thoughts turn to his upcoming evaluation at Vogue.

Adapted from a Tumblr prompt: instead of one adult, postwar character waking up at age eleven with full knowledge of what's to come and a determination to make it go better this time around, what if several of them did? Or: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville, Luna, Fred, and George each find themselves children again, fully aware of what's to come and plotting like mad to make it not happen--and each completely unaware that their classmates have found themselves in the same situation and are planning much the same thing. One person armed with foreknowledge can deftly reweave the timestream. Several people armed with foreknowledge are more likely to tangle it into spaghetti. And it doesn't help that maybe not everyone wants the same happy ending.

Kara Zor-El is a Jedi Padawan when the clone troopers receive Order 66. Saved from the initial Purge by virtue of being with her Master Kal-El on a secret mission without clone support, she's left to live with the Danvers in an attempt to protect her life. But the Empire is relentless in their search to root out the last of the Jedi, and she's forced to flee with Alex to the Mandalorian homeworld, a place where Jedi are mistrusted and unwelcome. For years she manages to fit in and avoid notice, but can that last after Alex's most recent mission brings old HoloNews star and current Resistance fighter Cat Grant to their doorstep? Or will Kara's old desire to fight against the dark side be impossible to resist in the face of a chance to make a difference once again?

“So…” Scott smirked “What are you doing for the dance?” Derek’s cheeks turned red “There’s this guy that I wanted to ask” he sighed “but we’re just friends so I can’t” “This guy … come on Derek just ask Stiles to the dance!” Scott groans “But he’s a friend and it could get complicated, I mean what if he says no?” he grumbles. “Ask him and find out!” Scott shouts “That’s the problem! I’m not very good at that stuff” Derek utters staring down at his hands. “Like anyone is, so…?” Derek frowned “So…..?” “Why are you looking at me like that?” Scott demanded Derek scrubs a hand over his face and sighs before walking over to the sofa, next to Scott “I was hoping you could help me” he’s face looked hopeful Or Derek wants to go to the dance with Stiles, Stiles wants to go to the dance with Derek. It should be that simply, but as usual nothing ever is.

Inspired by SillyBlue's Naga!Dean 'verse. It's Castiel's molt, and the itchiness is getting so unbearable that he becomes desperate enough to ask for help.

Louis adjusted his suspenders a bit and picked up the next book when someone cleared their throat behind him, making Louis jump. He spun quickly around, hand on his chest and just barely remembered to not drop Diana Gabaldon’s newest thousand page hardback that would definitely have done damage to Louis’ feet. Standing in front of him was someone who looked like he had just walked out of a motorcycle commercial. He had his hair pulled up in a bun, was wearing what looked to be an expensive as fuck leather jacket over a ratty Rolling Stones t-shirt, and were those sparkly boots? Louis wasn’t quite sure how to take him, but he certainly had a presence. He was also likely confused about his location and was clearly about to ask where the DVD section was. Or the one where Louis is a nerdy English major who may just run into his happily ever after while working his shift at the local library.

Danny flees the GIW, crashing into a dumpster in Gotham. Lucky for him, another being like him finds him. Jason is confused and concerned. UPDATE!! Chapters 7&8 are obsolete! New ending on the way!!

Not-So-Local Ex-Dancer Upsets Coworkers by Failing to Communicate with Celebrity Castmate, details at eleven. //Yuuri just wants to retire already.

“I have a secret,” Alex whispers in his ear—he’s sprawled over Henry on the couch, calves and thighs and chests pressed together, breath washing over Henry’s skin. “I shouldn’t tell you.” “Oh?” Alex nods vehemently. “Can’t lose you,” he murmurs, fingertips on Henry’s face, and Christ that touch is deadly. “Can’t tell you I love you. You’d leave.” Henry stares. “Oh.”

Tom Riddle is seventeen when he learns of his heritage and crosses over the wall to the land of his birth, leaving bodies in his wake. Tom thrives in Faerie, soon a Sorcerer of no small renown. When a star falls, Tom wastes no time in crossing the kingdom to collect it. After all, he who possesses the heart of a star shall live forever. In order for the heart to have the most power, the star must be truly happy. Harry Potter, it turns out, is a stubborn, difficult to please star. To make matters worse, others are trying to take what Tom has already claimed as his own. Still, no matter what it takes, Tom will consume the star's heart. He refuses to let anything stop him from gaining immortality. Not even a pair of enchanting green eyes.

“You know,” Lance sighs, his lips twitching upwards as he turns slowly to meet Keith’s eyes, his own eyes blinking tiredly, “Now that I think about it, I never said I love you.” Lance frowns when he sees Keith sob at his words and he wishes he could raise his hand and break the glass that separates them if it means he could wipe Keith’s tears away. “Baby, it’s okay.” Lance tries to comfort, his left eye that was swollen shot has gone numb by now and he can’t feel the pain of his dislocated shoulder anymore, which he’s pretty sure that’s a bad sign, but right now, all that he cares about is Keith.

Distantly Charles was aware of Brundle talking about odds on screen, that no one that young had ever won before and how strange it was that no one from District 2 had volunteered in his place. A departure from tradition indeed. Charles knew better though. Knew how Max was raised and knew that it was to be a Victor, that if no one from District 2 had volunteered it meant that Max was already the best The Academy had to offer. He only hoped it would be enough. Or: The one where Max is a Victor, Charles is a Tribute, and they might have fallen in love years ago.

Dean was an average hunter, saving those who were accidentally introduced to the supernatural universe. However, he sees the end of his gruesome road into a normal life when he knocks up best-friend-savior-from-the-heavens Castiel in what he had thought was going to turn into an accidental one night stand. With each party now forced into an obstacle coarse they never before had need to traverse; can Dean keep his growing family together and alive?

Kim Seokjin had wanted kids all his life and was prepared to settle down with a nice girl and have a simple married life and eventually, children. That plan was ruined by no one else than Kim Namjoon, who (quite litterally) stumbled into his life, making Jin fall for him at once. As Jin still wanted children, they decided to adopt a baby, and raise it together.

Two times Howard and Tony kissed each other, and the first time they kissed for real (also known as a first kiss fic)

When Derek's away.... the baby has a meltdown and Stiles can't handle it. All he wants is for the baby to stop crying. Is that too much to ask?

"Falling in love with the God of Mischief was never a good idea, though, in Ragni’s defense, she never was one to do things the right way." “Nothing lasts forever. No matter how hard you try to hold on to it, in the end, it is always just one step away from slipping completely from your grasp. To be lost forever in time, one day forgotten, as if it was never there, to begin with.” How far will Loki go for love?