Have some ribs.

Tony couldn’t decide if this was more humiliating or frustrating, but either way it was easily the worst thing that had happened all week.

It’s been ages since Dave has been to Confession.

AU RedQueen - Years after the events covered in "The Price of Destiny", fate conspires to lead Ruby back to the Enchanted Forest where she will learn more about her origins than she could have ever dreamed. Regina will also face a test of her own in keeping her family safe and sound through a series of revelations that threaten to tear their worlds apart. Everything is about to change. But will it be for the better?

"Maybe as a seventeen-year-old, sneaking kisses with the blonde he’d been in love with at the time—maybe he’d had a thought or two of her as a mother; a boy’s fantasy of the blissful domesticity he never had." [bughead, future fic]

Wednesday gets poisoned in class by Xavier who thinks the poison will make her fall in love with him… except he didn’t read what it will do to her so he isn’t very smart turns out.

Summary: Jon and Robb are meant for each other. A lyric story inspired by Closer by Chainsmokers ft Halsey.

Anthony's out of town. Kalel takes the opportunity to indulge one of her secret kinks.

Alec plays the piano every day, with great talent. One night, a note slips under his door: it's a request from an anonymous neighbor. Before he knows it, Alec picks up the habit of leaving his window open so his neighbor can listen to him. Requests keep coming. Slowly, two strangers start a conversation without words and let the music do the work for them.

When Clint's about to ship off for a mission, there's something Phil likes to do for him first. Written for a tumblr request (from about three months ago) for bootblacking.

Wealthy scientist Nate Richards has been shot, and the legendary sapphire he owned stolen. Noh Varr, a private investigator, is hired—not to track down his killer, but to exonerate one of the suspects. It all gets much messier than he'd expected.

An Olicity Halloween story. When the lights go out in Starling City, chaos follows, and a hacker from Felicity's past is claiming credit. In order to help an old friend, Felicity enters the world of black hat hackers and the underground cyber goth scene. But when Oliver discovers what she's been up to, hackers are the least of her worries.

This day was proving itself a step above a normal day in the life of Tony Stark—OK, no, maybe not just a step above but a couple thousand leaps and bounds. First, he’d collided with a bad-boy type, brown-haired and blue-eyed hottie while he had his eyes glued to his e-book reader. And now... Tony stared disbelievingly at the note neatly scrawled in block letters on a square of Starbucks environment-friendly tissue paper: Dear Mr. Brown-eyed Reading Enthusiast,Thank you for entertaining me with your blindingly beautiful smiles as I sat here nursing the dregs of my latte for the last twenty minutes while waiting for my friends to show. I didn’t think my day could get any better, but you proved me wrong... How Tony wished he could have gotten the note-writer's name! And they said nerds don’t get the guy. Tony begged to disagree. Because nerds could! Sometimes, two of them!

Minho whines softly, his hands bunching up into the sheets as Jisung begins to stroke his knuckle against the handful of centimeters that make up Minho’s erect shaft. His words, too, go straight to Minho’s head, making him dizzy and breathless. It’s been a long while since he’s had to actually worry too much about Jisung not finding him satisfying—or worse, being turned off by him. It’s the fact that it’s less that Jisung is reassuring him, but rather him being turned on by the size of Minho’s cock, praising it, practically worshiping it, that makes his head spin.

Most teams were siblings or lovers, and those that weren’t often fell into the patterns of one or the other. They’d only been together for a handful of days, but their bond was amazingly powerful, and the knot in his chest is hard to untangle.

Spending an afternoon on the chaise lounge is Darcy's idea of a great afternoon. Spending one tied down on a chaise lounge while Steve uses a fucking machine on her and then joins in himself--well, that turns out to be just about perfect.

Will, Hannibal and their son are on their way home. A brief stop turns bloody. Prompt: Can we see some homophobic people hurting their family, and the two fathers have to show their darker colors? That would make my day.

Jongin understands. Sehun values his existence.

“You want to know a secret, Chuck Hansen?” Raleigh purrs. “I don’t give a shit who you are. You may be a rich and powerful executive, but to me you’re just another civilian and I couldn’t care less how much money you make.” “You’re a gardener,” the boy says, spitting mad. Still, he’s calmed down, at least. No longer thrashing. Working title: like hate-fucking without the hate.

Halloween doesn't bring Saitama the Pumpkin King any joy any more, and Genos only wants to make him happy, but will stealing another town's holiday really help?

"It's Jimin I'm in love with, hyung," Taehyung says, pressing Yoongi a little harder against the wall. He drags his thumbs over his lip, slowly, measured, thinking he wants to have it swell under his own. "Don't misunderstand."

“It’s going to be okay, Betts, it’s going to be okay. Stay with me.” Jughead was overwhelmed with alarm; the lamenting klaxons in his mind clawed at him, threatening a breach in sanity.But luckily, Pop had seen Betty and Jughead, and ran immediately through the restaurant. He opened the door.“Jughead!” he yelled.“Pop, call an ambulance! Betty’s been…” Jughead choked; his voice strangled, and he couldn’t finish the sentence. (Betty gets shot.)

Katsuki could barely believe this was happening. Izuku, the pretty omega he had known his entire life, whom he had gone from friends, to bully, to rivals, and back to friends with, was here in his arms. He couldn’t believe that this perfectly imperfect man, the one he had been pining for for as long as he could remember, had made a nest in his bed; had asked Bakugou Katsuki to stay with him during his heat, and was clinging to the muscular blond like his life depended on it. There was no chance of him leaving now. He had a needy omega to please.

You’d waited years to get your soulmark, and when you finally did you realized that you’d never get to meet him.

Everyone around Chanyeol talks about how love hides behind every corner, but they are all wrong.The only thing that hides behind a corner is a short asshole who bumps into Chanyeol on a particularly busy morning and spills Chanyeol's coffee when he needs it the most.

Half the school is in love with Hatake Sakumo; Orochimaru included, much to his friends' incredulity. Sakumo just wants to know more about the adorably shy little androgyne stalking him. Orochimaru is a bit more than he expected.