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Riverside is small: small for Iowa, tiny for Earth, and infinitesimal against the universe. Everything there comes with reminders, emotions, regrets: history.

Lucifer is called to Heaven to watch an angel be punished for speaking her opinion at the meeting following the last extermination. He feels responsible for her, though more importantly, more driven to end the corruption of Heaven than ever before. ---Please watch ALL of Hazbin Hotel before reading, as this takes place after the main plot. Take note, that none of my ideas are canon, and I am taking some liberties with things that aren't explained in the show or adding a few minor details. Thank you! <3

Castiel doesn’t expect to end up at a live sex show to celebrate his friend’s birthday. So he is even more shocked to discover his long-lost childhood sweetheart performing there. Castiel’s never outgrown his feelings for Dean, so he’s going to do whatever it takes to keep Dean in his life, now that he’s found him again. Even if that means being a part of the show. (for the panfandom sex industry meme)

Shame was for suckers and people not fucking the god of mischief.

In which Max is newly rich instead of Caroline being newly poor, but some things are inevitable anyway.

Harry, Ron and Hermione found a way to cope with the effects of the war, but as time moves on and things change, Ron begins to wonder if they’ve done more harm than good.Written For HP Silencio 2013

Whilst on a mission, Natasha is suddenly taken ill, Clint does all he can to help...even if it's very little

During a fight with a Hyrda agent you and Bucky Barnes are transported to a world where time doesn’t seem to be working properly.

To Oikawa, being injured is the worst possible fate imaginable. To Iwaizumi looking after his best friend is something he can't imagine his life without.They never expected it to act as a catalyst for what they want the most in this world, nor did they expect that their dreams reflected each other's. // takes place before the Karasuno/Seijoh practice match

Red & Lizzie are on their way to meet an important contact who is the key to landing Number Nine on the Blacklist, a breakdown en route causes them to seek shelter for the night and their relationship changes forever. Shameless Red/Lizzie fic that is attempting plot as well as hot monkey sex. Hailing from the UK, we've only had 2 Eps at the time this was started, so this should be considered totally AU.

When Yuuri and Phichit's old rink mates run into them at the hotel before a competition, they proceed to reveal secrets from Yuuri's past he wanted to keep hidden, and Phichit can only watch as they insult and upset his friend in front of those who love him the most.

The sudden sharp, stinging pain across his cheek from his slap quickly silenced Eren. He tried to speak again, but the man pressed a calloused finger against Eren's soft lips. "Don't talk, Eren. Don't you ever speak unless I tell you to. You're mine, Eren, all mine. If you speak without my permission again, the punishment will be very severe. Do you understand me, Eren?" Eren gave a tiny nod. "Your voice is so beautiful, Eren. And it's mine to control. Every part of you belongs to me, Eren... Tell me that you're mine." "I'm..... I'm y-yours." "Good boy."

Usagi returns home from an afternoon with a hyped up Mamoru, only to find someone else has been dabbling in sugar.

Incubus kim dokja and priest yoo joonghyuk AU. Or Kim dokja and that sunfish play a game of cat and mouse and dokja gets fucked- and they work it out

Post-Avengers. Brought in chains back to Asgard, Loki has a choice - marry Thor or die. He chooses life... for a moment. “And to think they call me the monster. What are you, really, Thor? How deep does this perversion of yours run? How did you hide it so well? You are not as golden now, are you, Odinson? Never have been. I am quite peeved that I missed this. Imagine the Hel I could have turned your life into if you had revealed yourself sooner.”

Danny thought he escaped the League and his father's expectations for good when he was 8. To his surprise they came back for him. Recently escaping from the government and his adopted parents alike and trying to avoid both the GIW and the League he gets sucked back in anyways. He has a nephew now though, so thats cool. He's getting out again but at what cost? Is the gain worth it? Danyal Al Ghul-Fenton, the son of Ra's Al Ghul, Talia Al Ghul's younger brother, and the Demon Heir- fell into the Fenton's life at the age of 8 only to get ripped back into his old life ten years later. He manages to get out again with Jason Todd under the assumption he'll assist him in his mission. He assists him a lot more positively instead. The league is still on his back though, after all Ra's still needs an heir. Can Danny escape his family again?

Violence was a current humming under his skin like a live wire exposed under water. The ferocity of it waxed and waned but never rested - never subsided enough to be forgotten. It left him feeling raw and upended on a good day… and then there were the bad days. Or That one time Jason realized bottling everything up might not be such a good idea after all. Now featuring some Dick chapters. All puns intended.

“Drink,” he instructs. “You need to get that ankle healed up, and it won’t take much.” The man raises his eyebrows, head rearing back in surprise. “You really think I’m stupid enough to let you turn me into a vampire here and now?” He scoffs, twirling his knife threateningly. “Fuck off.” Jeongguk can only stare at the man, mouth opening and closing as he tries to find the words to reassure him. “I-I’m not trying to turn you, I’m trying to heal you,” Jeongguk laughs in disbelief. “You do realize how stupid that would make me, right? It would be the complete opposite of our whole goal, I wouldn’t—" “Whatever.” The man interrupts, jerking his chin at the blood trickling down Jeongguk’s palm. “I’m not drinking that.” “Well you’re not going to make it to Seoul in that state,” Jeongguk argues. Or: Vampirism has taken over the world and humans are presumed to be extinct. Synthetic and animal blood is becoming less and less effective at keeping a vampire’s hunger at bay, so the Global Human Protection Organization is formed to search for human survivors. Jeongguk just never expected to find one covered in vampire blood.

House parties weren't exactly Jared's thing. They were loud and boring but when Jeff suggested they have one while their parents were away Jared jumped at the chance. It wasn't that he was excited about the party in itself. No he was more excited about who was going to be there. Since it was going to be all of Jeff's friends Jared just knew that Jensen was going to be there.

The hobbits and elf celebrate Elijah's birthday in New Zealand. (Based on a couple interviews and photos while Lord of the Rings was being promoted.)

An alternative universe depicting the lives of Kim Seokjin, a famous overweight celebrity behind the popular YouTube show EatJin and Kim Namjoon, his cold personal trainer. They become paired in the quest to slim down Jin into the figure he was once gloried in…but will they maintain the trainer/trainee relationship or will they fall for each other into the realm of hidden love?

"You’re in love with him," she says in his ear, joining him where he stands in the doorway of the kitchen. Dean jumps, startled, and Mary’s hand closes over his shoulder in a tight squeeze. He squeezes back automatically before frowning. "I am not in love with him,” he whispers hotly. “That’s ridiculous, Mom.”

Upon discovering the meaning of the Zora's Sapphire, Link is overjoyed that Prince Sidon wishes to marry him. However, in order to proceed with the marriage, Sidon explains that they require the blessings of both families.

(ch 8-11 added) Remus has always been percieved as a gentle man... what if that was partially true? As an Alpha Male Remus must find his mate and begin a 'litter' of his own. But Remus, for a long while now, has surpressed that urge for whatever reason. Now what would happen if he no longer had anything holding him back from claiming what was rightfully his? Many strange things are afoot and what would happen to one Harry Potter?

Prince realises he's in love with Anxiety and falling short of John Hughes escapades he tries to find out whether Anxiety likes him too. Anxiety however is smarter than given credit for.. and unlike a few others, doesn't need glasses. Inspired by this prompt: https://prinxiety-fandom.tumblr.com/post/157602783442/prinxiety-head-cannon-18

Set post UBW Good The Fifth Holy Grail War in Fuyuki had ended two years ago, and Saber, Rin, and Shirou are living together in London, busy with studying and training at the Clock Tower and struggling to pay the rent. Fortunately, it's Christmas Eve, and Rin is looking forward to spending some time with Shirou and Saber. Originally submitted for Arashi Leonhart's Beast's Lair Fanfiction Contest on August 2013

Eames loves Arthur... but can he really accept everything that Arthur is? "Eames has every confidence in the ace up Arthur’s sleeve, whatever that might be. His belief in Arthur is resolute."

"We’re looking for him.” John pointed up the stairs to the portrait hanging proudly against the wall. It was blackened and torn in places, but two faces, one of a pretty woman and one of a dark haired boy remained unmarred, staring blankly out into the night. The boy’s eyebrows knitted together. “A royal?” Lestrade huffed. “The lost duke, yes. Haven’t you heard of him?”