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Lex heard the faint but distinct clink of ice against glass and he frowned. “You’re drunk.” A breathy chuckle sounded from the other line, and the business mogul heard Superman swallow whatever was in the glass. “I am.” “You can’t get drunk.” After two years of constant observation -- what some would call stalking -- Lex had been sure that getting drunk was impossible for the invulnerable alien. “Given the right ingredients, I can.”

Since Derek spends his nights with Stiles he feels better. Less determined and broody, sometimes relaxed even.It's nice, but also brings the dangerous side effect of losing his ability to control his transforming into a werewolf by sheer rage and anger.He has to find another anchor - fortunately Stiles offers a delicious distraction and tames the wolf with his own, humanabilities.

When something seems too good to be true, that’s because it usually is. Within three hours of the game’s start, the creator of the entire endorsement, Akihiko Kayaba, summoned all ten thousand players into the town square of the first floor. Some people were already complaining about the lack of the ‘log out’ feature. I thought it was just some sort of bug, I didn’t think anything of it when I noticed it myself.

Makoto gets drunk in front of his Iwatobi friends for the first time and becomes very handsy. He can't stay away from Haru to an embarrassing degree. Smut ensues.

“You think Tim’s a bad liar?” Dick asked, giving Jason a quizzical look. “I don’t think he even knows lying is an option. He’s an open book.” OR Tim lies a lot. So does Jason. But they can’t lie to each other.

Hinata is cuffed on his bed, a blind-fool keeping him from seeing what will happen and what his evil lover has planned for him.

Kakashi has an assassination mission, and things go unexpectedly. Why do these things happen?

Sniper lets himself be convinced to have casual sex with Spy. He only hopes it won't come back and bite him on the arse.

Following the revelations and events of Petal, team RNJR and the repair of Team RWBY. A new threat levels against them-- but isn't what it appears to be. This is the second installment in the series RWBY: The Argent Series. Follows an AU divergence starting in Petal. Please read it first to fully understand some of the dynamics between the characters!

Also posted on tumblr. Written for carryonmywaywardcannibal's prompt: "Wincest + sleepy sex :)" It's Dean's first night back from Hell, and Sam just can't stay away.

The year is 2020. Gay marriage is legal in Japan, Tokyo is hosting the Olympic games, Akaashi Keiji has had the worst day at work, and his husband is not there to comfort him. (fic illustrated, NSFW)

Betty's habit of digging her nails into her palm just might be the thing that leads her to her soulmate.orSoulmate AU where any mark left on your skin shows up on your soulmate.

"It’s ‘Eros’," she says, finger pointing at a specific row he’s still left blank. "Greek God of love, four letter word. Eros." When he turns to look at her he’s got a sparkle of wonder in his eyes, though it might just be the light reflecting from the window across from him. Amy smiles, shyly, and he mirrors the act. "Well, there goes my goal of finishing the entire thing on my own." "Oh my God!" She’s such a dumbass. "I didn’t know! I am so, so sorry." (AKA Amy has a crush on the man that sits beside her at breakfast every Sunday)

A few hours ago he trusted a stranger for the first time in decades and entered a car. Now he is face to face with a small, old woman, with white hair and a face full of wrinkles, and goddamn it all, he knows her. He knows who she is.His baby sister.

Victor didn't understand anything about Yuuri anymore. Why wasn't he smiling? Why wasn't he happy? Why?

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Set some years after the events of book 5, It's four am in the castle of Winterfell and the Lady of the Winterfell is drunk. As she stumbles around the hallways, she finds herself in front of her master at arms door, in the hopes of being in his bed.

Could the universe be kind enough, so that Tommy could get a damn break from the mess that is his life? Please? Just for one day. --- Okay, so maybe coming to the interview with a few broken ribs was a bad idea, but what choice did he have? Just not come and keep on being unemployed? Several bad things could happen during his interview, given the circumstances. There was an AI in the building designed by Vulcan which not only kept unwanted people from getting in, it scanned people for any unauthorized weapons or injuries. There was also the problem with his illegal documents since he wasn't an actual adult. But the biggest risk is that the job is at a hero organization. And he's a vigilante. Which are highly illegal. --- or, yet another vigilante tommy au... except this time, there is at least one brain cell (you can figure out who has it)

Tony snorts. "Nu-unh, Cap, don't let him give you that. We know better." He catches Bruce's eyes. "Fear. Fear is what triggers the Other Guy."

Mickey Milkovich, former child star turned action movie star, runs into his old co-star, Ian Gallagher, out on the street in the middle of a winter night. When Mickey takes him in, he doesn't realize that Ian has the power to completely turn his new life upside down.

The whole gang has been living together for quite some time. Relationships have grown and are still growing. What happens when Levi and Armin become best friends, leaving their admirers to burn in jealousy?

Clearly, Face had tried to care for himself, but as per usual, had forgotten it once they had a mission to complete[.]

Newly human Cas and the boys are traveling around a lot, which makes them all feel run down. Sam suggests they drink more water to help them feel better. It works fine, but there are other consequences.

Logan and Scott settle in with the kids, but not everyone is happy about it.

After Dean is sent to Hell, Sam tries and fails multiple times to find a demon willing to trade his soul for his brothers. Finally though, he finds a demon willing to deal. After being tortured for what seems like an eternity, he is rescued and returned home, with all the knowledge of the apocalypse and no tolerance for anyone with wings. How will all the players deal with a Sam Winchester that is unlike the man he was before he was sent to Hell?

Post-War. Hermione travels to Australia to face up to what she has done.

“Keith,” Lance slurred, so it sounded more like he was saying Keef instead. "What," Keith said flatly, not really asking, as he jogged over to Red, eyes glowing yellow into life. "You have stars in your eyes." Keith choked. "What?" "Why do you have stars in your eyes?" Lance murmured. In his receiver, Keith could hear his teammates trying to smother their laughter, but it wasn't really working. Heck, he could even feel Red’s amusement about the whole situation tickling the base of his skull. He looked down at Lance, in his arms, who was currently looking slightly mesmerized and very confused. Keith pursed his lips. Should he? Or should he not? Eh, quiznak it. "You," Keith started. "Me?" Lance slurred, "Me. You?" "You must be seeing yourself in them." ft low key mutual pining and bad pick up lines

When you return to Hogwarts for your sixth year you're carrying more than just your trunk--you have a horrible secret. You're a werewolf now. Dumbledore makes the arrangements, but suggests that you befriend Remus Lupin. You/Remus