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mark has been living alone until a beautiful boy arrives to change that

Alfred and Ivan have been inseparable friends all though high school, but that reputation was ruined just a day before school ended. This sudden end leads to four years of silence until Alfred calls Ivan out of the blue for a wedding.

Anonymous asked: Genderbent Karkat's bosom swells up with milk to a ridiculous size. She flips the fuck out until Terezi shows up and helps her out by drinking some of her milk, which causes her chest to expand as well. She doesn't mind that, though.

This starts as a painful break up story, but it takes a fluffy turn into humor and emotional exploration. There's a punishing spell, a wooing posse and some neutering pills. A cute puppy gets involved. Scott and Lydia help out. And Derek and Stiles come to a sexual understanding. Or as Mulder200 puts it in the comments "LOL! Derek and Stiles finally get their shit straight and the sex was smoking!" This is part of my "Counting the Hours" series, you can read the whole thing and find out how we got to here, but this part can stand alone.

A porno-rama of AU and not so AU ficlets. Intended to survey the vast world of Sherlock fandoms from Omega-verse to Lamplock. Including some novel alternate universes in between.Stories include classical pairings such as Johnlock and Mystrade and neo-classicals such as Sherstrade and Johncroft. Along with many appearances by beloved characters and out of the box pairings. If a couple isn't your cup of tea, you can skip to the next fic! It's fantastic! What are you waiting for? An invitation? Free porn!(Now accepting prompts)

Hisoka, the only human so far (at least as far as he knows) who is able to use Nen is a well known serial killer. He moves around the continents to search for interesting victims so he can calm his need for blood. Suddenly finding himself in Yorkshin city, the killer that uses magic tricks notices a youngster called Gon who happens to be the first other human to see him. Realizing that this boy was reacting to aura as well, Hisoka wants to know him. They spend their time but things turn out to be difficult... His self control starts lacking and as Gon catches Hisoka covered in blood, standing above a massacre, the man decided to take the boy away. A torturing journey begins~ I do not own any characters! They belong to Yoshihiro Togashi! Have fun reading!~

It’s no different in London where they wait out their next mission, Gaby and Illya have taken up a small bit of domesticity, spending their last few hours in her flat. Napoleon has bugged it and so has Illya. Gaby probably knows the latter, if she knew the former he would have a cherry red hand print across his face. “You don’t think he knows do you?” Gaby’s breathless tone comes through the bug in a burst of static. Napoleon smirks against the rim of his glass before letting his head fall back against the wall, waiting for Illya to reassure her — waiting for their kissing to resume. “Of course not,” Illya’s voice is gruff, thick with his accent and then she does something that makes his breath catch.

It has been thirteen years since Charles watched his beloved childhood companion walk out of his life. Now, in fin-de-siècle Paris, a chance overheard remark may lead them to each other's sides once more.

All Hermione wanted out of her evening was to close up the pub in peace and quiet. That plan sort of went out the window when she was kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, who proceeded to drop a baby on her lap. Also known as the one that's almost but not quite a Muggle AU.

After Castiel goes missing, Sam and Dean spend months trying to find him. When they do, things will never be the same. Dean knew those British Men of Letters were bad news.

Hanzo feels like he dug his own grave, agreeing to visit McCree's parents for a couple days. It doesn't go as bad as he thought it would.

“Can… can I kiss you?” Chat said suddenly, hesitation and desire swirling in his expression. “Please?” Ladybug blinked. He hadn’t asked her that since… since… (And you just… keep asking her to kiss you! Over and over again! Marinette had ranted to Adrien on the phone once. What do you expect her to say? How can she take you seriously like that? You’ve gotta wait for the perfect moment. The perfect moment? Adrien had asked. You’ll know it, Marinette had assured him, pacing her room and perhaps thinking a little more about how to deal with the unexpected revelation of his identity than how he could best make Ladybug fall in love with him. Just… wait for it. And he had.)

Harry goes back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but things don't turn out as planned. A series of small ficlets in one universe.(Cross-posted from FF.net.)

AU: Wing!fic - Clint's arms turn into wings. On a whim, Clint decides to show his affection to an unknowing Bruce Banner the best way he knows how.

It was Bifur who brought him the narrow block of pale green marble. The stone was smaller than most Dwarves chose, but it was veined with ripples of golden-white, the color of Bilbo’s hair in the midday sun. Bifur laid the block gently down on Thorin’s personal forge and grunted that you didn’t need much to carve a half-Hobbit child.

Reader is part something, and for each reader pairing there is blind, and normal. If you want other reader pairings, or have a prompt for a oneshot, tell me and I'll try it!

AU where Odin sets out to take over all the kingdoms and realms but is beaten by the frost gaints who aren't happy about Odin's greedy imperialism. Odin's takeover is stopped and Laufey agrees not to kill Odin and his family so long as Odin's teenage son, Thor, marries Laufey's youngest son, Loki.Sorry if that plot sounds interresting to you because past this point, it's pretty much all porn.

Hermione was not meant to draw attention to herself, so why was she suddenly so involved with the Marauders? (Or Hermione is reborn as a Rosier in the Marauder's Era and sets out on a mission to change history)

Louis didn't have the best life, he lost his family at a young age and only having a few friends throughout the years of moving from foster home to foster home. The only person he could ever truly rely on was his cat Harry. So, on an abnormally bad day Louis makes a wish that changes his life forever. The question is is it going to be a good change or a bad one? "Be careful what you wish for, it might come true. Your imagination could be the death of you." -Blood On The Dance Floor ******* Or the one where Louis wishes for his cat to be human and he doesn't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Warnings: boyxboy, smut, mpreg, possessive harry, feminine Louis, hybrid babies.

Set soon after the beginning of Season 5 of Buffy and Season 2 of Angel. Buffy has a confession to make.

Taryon Darrington keeps his promise to Pike. Predictably, Tary completely misses the point and complications arise.

"Just because I'm his husband, not wife, doesn't mean that our relationship isn't real."

Post-War. Hermione travels to Australia to face up to what she has done.

Victor hadn't been able to save Yuuri from himself. And he wasn't able to forgive himself for it. But then he wakes up one morning with a second chance. And Victor isn't going to let history repeat itself. Time Travel. Warning: Deals with Suicide/Depression

“Nigel, may I see your penis, please?” Adam walked past Nigel to settle on the sofa, back straight, attention focused on Nigel.^That's pretty much all you need to know, I think.

Keith's having a hard time being on a team and somehow ends up with everyone looking into his memories and he's bad at showing only the good ones.