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The MILF Next Door

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“Do you think she's pretty?” “Yes. I think she’s really… pretty,” Emma coughs. Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom. “And smart?” “Mhmm.” “And nice?” “Kid, if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’s friendship, then yes. I think she's super pretty, super smart, and super nice. Sometimes,” Emma adds as an afterthought. Because Regina can still be a Super Bitch. “She’s also a total MILF, so there's that.” Henry wrinkles his nose. “What's a MILF?” “Madame I’d like to friend.” “Oh.” Or -- In the dead of night, Emma stumbles across a lonely boy and his mom. The neighbor AU.
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MILF Noun vulgar slang . . Emma has a new neighbor. Normally she would’ve made this assumption judging by the moving truck parked on her side of the curb earlier this morning, but Emma was far more concerned with other matters. Example A - the shoes sprawled by the doorway, and Emma nearly fac
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