The Fine Art of Bullshit

In which Suguru Getou doesn't declare war against Jujutsu society and decides to abandon his genocidal path after faking his death. Somehow this ends with the strongest sorcerer alive being trapped by a curse months later.

On Harry’s 17th birthday he wakes up to find he has wings… beautiful, black, feathery wings. The wings aren’t the only thing that changed overnight either……Rating is for later chapters… as we all know~ I take my time getting there… ***REPOST*** This is in response to the Vanteerian Charm Challenge issued by becca589 at TSS.

when Alastor was human has was constantly used and bullied for his skin and hair. Now in hell he hides a lot of his characteristics for example his HATE for touch and forces himself to deal with it. or Alastor is to tired to deal with acting 'normal' and just does what feels comfortable. or Alastor angst, its good give it a lick before throwing it away.

Jaskier knocks on the wrong door one dark and stormy night, the door of a mage obsessed with creating a new broodmare through mutation in order rejuvenate the ancient centaur race. That mage is an idiot, but Yennefer isn’t, and with the aide of the centaurs of Kaer Morhen, Jaskier finds the life destiny plotted for him.

Liam loves being taken to the edge. The pack loves taking him to the edge and leaving him there. Liam loves every second of it.

Ed confesses to a fantasy of his, and Oswald makes his dreams come true.

Stiles has no idea what Derek does for a living, but whatever it is it tends to cut into their dating time a lot.

Phichit knows there are parts of you that you bury, fears you don’t acknowledge until you hit the right combination of circumstances. Like slightly buzzed and stuck in a traffic jam with the world’s most famous figure skater, apparently.

New York, NY: Bucky, the "Winter Soldier" Barnes is the decade's up and coming boxing champion, seemingly to have come out of nowhere. Enter Steve Rogers, a seemingly inconspicuous English teacher ex-Marine who knows love when he sees it. Bucky doesn't know what love means until he first kisses Steve, until he gets in the ring and finds himself wanting to come home.

It wasn’t until Sam was seventeen that Dean saw a problem in the way the world treated Omegas. By that point, Sam knew all too well the horrors inflicted upon members of his sex. When his only viable chance at freedom falls through, Sam finds himself trapped and enslaved, his hatred of the world growing with each passing day. Fortunately for Sam, there are others out there who would love to see the human race burn. Rescued from slavery by Azazel and his followers, Sam eagerly takes to his new role as their leader, their general-in-training, their Boy King. Nothing will quench his thirst for revenge or subdue his ire, not until the rubble of Heaven and Earth collapses into Hell. It's too bad that Dean and his pesky angel friend Castiel seem determined to come between Sam and his vengeance. //Discontinued

In the wake of Battery Park, Kurt wishes he'd never met Blaine. It's granted.

A look at what came to pass before Ludendorff, told mostly in the form of independent vignettes, but with an overall plot to tie them all together. Some canon details, with a lot of headcanon filling in the blanks.

Written for a prompt on STID kinkmeme. Just before Starfleet arrived, Jim was captured from Tarsus IV and sold into slavery. Years pass, and Jim resigned himself to a lifetime of slavery. One day, the Enterprise intercepts an Orion ship suspected of transporting slaves. Commander Spock leads the boarding party - and guess who he finds inside? This is a story of loss, healing, friendship, and most of all, of love. James Tiberius Kirk met chocolate-brown eyes. Their souls touched. And the world was never the same again.

"I am Instructor Raban, and from this moment forward, you are the Ninety-Ninth Training Corps." There is perfect silence. Erna can only hear the dirt being picked up by the breeze, blown into dust devils. She halts her pacing. "Forget everything you've been told..."

"Tell me something, Mycroft. Who told your brother he's a sociopath?"

You need to read "Confined Spaces" and the other installments of the "A Matter of Coincidence" Verse to understand this story.Jared and Jensen deal with the twin's last Christmas before their new sibling is born and they also tackle introducing them to Santa, giant reindeer, and Christmas photos.

Lance thought they were past this, but he has been pushing boundaries a lot recently. Maybe it's been too much (and maybe he's too much). or: Misunderstandings continue

What was she going to do? Pick "truth" and look like a big old chicken? In her bid to become well liked by all of her new friends Sunset Shimmer has no choice but to accept the dare, and suck off Rainbow Dash right in front of all of them! How will she do? Will her friends enjoy the show? Where will Dash squirt? All these questions and more are answered within!

Stiles gets sick and tries to cancel his movie night with Jackson, but Jackson has other ideas.

Tony was just trying to help. Everyone knows that. No one is mad. Except Tony. Tony is really, really mad.

Loki and Tony have been friends since they were little. Will a certain incident change everything?

Levi has a disgustingly average life. An average job. An average apartment. He takes up fighting to combat the monotony. His life definitely takes an unexpected turn when he gets caught up in an ex-fighter.

There are those who get what they want and those who get what they deserve, and in getting what he wants, Naraku unwittingly ensures that he'll get what he deserves. Kagome is going to be sure of that. A Dark!Kagome fic.

It's too soon and Peter promised, but a wolf's intent can override a human mate's desires.

Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. Illustrated by Avendell.