if i could keep cool

"You okay, pumpkin?" Angus jumped a bit, slamming his detective notebook closed on the wooden desk he was working at and looking up to the source of the voice. --- Angus is very smart and very responsible, but he's also a kid.

Draco’s hot water isn’t working, and apparently neither is his love life. Thankfully, the repair man can fix that.

Jungkook met him in an online chat. He was just going through the ads in his email and saw one where he can chat with people from all over the country. He was curious and it was also tempting because of the bright pastel colors. He signed up and met quite a lot of people. Some were friendly and some just made him feel bad so he blocked them but this guy, he was so sweet and understanding.

Dean Sam are trying to have sex, but keep getting interrupted by their three year old. Frustration and hilarity ensue.

"Maybe as a seventeen-year-old, sneaking kisses with the blonde he’d been in love with at the time—maybe he’d had a thought or two of her as a mother; a boy’s fantasy of the blissful domesticity he never had." [bughead, future fic]

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Family is family, no matter how much time has passed. Loki might have lost one, but got another in return. And blood was always thicker than water.

Eren is in desperate need of somewhere to live, he only has one year of university left. An ad in a local paper seems too good to be true. He goes to investigate anyway, after all, he cannot afford to be homeless and a place to live is a place to live, no matter the downsides to it.

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

If Shen Yuan wanted to steal his life so desperately... ...Then Shen Jiu would gladly give it to him... Betrayed by his loved ones, and killed by his husband... Shen Jiu lived a miserable life from start to finish; but when he woke up sixteen years in the past with the ability to change his fate. Shen Jiu swore to get his revenge on those who deceived him and make them pay... ...Falling in love wasn't part of his plans though...

"Oh," Sam says, and it's not her Sam, it's the other Sam, the older one, the broken one.This Sam has not been hers for twelve years. Basically, Future Dean goes back in time to change the future and saves Jess. Future Sam tags along unexpectedly. And Jess is okay. No, seriously. She's fine.

It's been two years since Damen and Laurent broke up after a series of stupid mistakes and miscommunications. Everything changes at Jord and Nikandros' wedding when Damen gets drunker than normal, reveals some things, and leaves Laurent with questions.Includes fights, pining, forgiveness, and lots and lots of love. We just kind of have to work for it first.

Newt and Hermann visit the Gottlieb family after the Breach is closed. Some are happier to see them than others.

Having two alphas in a group can sometimes cause complications, but Ignis knows exactly how to calm Gladio down.

You're tapped for a rescue mission. Things don't go as planned.

"I think my dead son is haunting the manor," says Draco when Harry runs into him in an antique book shop. Driven by yearning and suspicion, Harry offers his help and is drawn into a web of secrets and half-forgotten nightmare. Featured Book: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

Reborn always seems to have everything planned out, so why should this be any different? VariousxReader smut one-shot collections~

Stiles doesn't want to go to the pack meet. He doesn't want to see Derek, the biggest jerk in Beacon Hills. But when he sees a chance to shoot at the big alpha for recreation, who is he to turn it down?

Join me, your humble Samurai-sempai as I show you the daily exploits of a Remnant where most girls sport something extra, sexuality is free and abundant, and no evil plans to ruin things at the Vytal festival.

Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure. Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

His favorite video from Hal's Pleasure Palace was "Seeing White" starring Rita Cherry.

Falling has left Castiel with all kinds of needs he doesn't know how to fulfill. None of them seem to come as naturally as the need to be close, and there is none he fights more stubbornly to overcome.

Stan and Ford spend the full moon night locked in the basement.

Zeff is used to people being afraid of him. He's tall. He yells a lot. He's not especially friendly. To top it all off, he's a pirate, and a notorious one, and he has been reliably informed that he has an intimidating amount of facial hair. The people stubborn enough to stomach his personality usually come to realize he's unlikely to cause non-enemies actual harm, aside from the occasional yelling or boot in the ass, and relax enough to stop looking over their shoulder. The kid never does. *NOT DEAD as of 10/11/2024*

Harry both doesn’t want to know what the photog is tweeting about the state of his health, and kind of wants it to be the truth. Popstar gets STI tests so he can fuck secret DJ boyfriend without condoms would make a great headline. Except for how it would ruin the whole secret part.

The guy in the picture had a black snapback on, which covered half his face, but what caught Isak’s attention was the sinful, plumb mouth half opened, the bottom lip dragged down by the guy’s thumb, his other fingers holding his snapback. A simple caption, Not Mags, but sure. And before he knew what he was doing, Isak had taken a screenshot of the picture and then he let out a sound, which he would never in a million years admit to. Linn looked at him from the other couch, her eyes disapproving. “You need to be quiet, Isak.” Isak’s wide eyes widened even more, and with a quick nod to appease Linn, he booked it to his room, his phone clutched in his hand. Or Isak accidentally falls in love over Snapchat and he doesn't regret it.

"On behalf of the Newman Medical Franchise, we greatly thank you for your participation in Project Z." You thought it was for the better, a step in the right direction. Instead, you were thrust into a sick mind game involving demons and unbelievable entities only alive in your childhood fantasies. Your life, and your psyche, rested solely in the hands of the Winchesters. God, help you.