Assimilated

Prompt made by turtleofthehallow on tumblr! “ I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice “ -- Alastor And Lucifer Tried to make a deal, a deal where Alastor Stays Away from the kings daughter, but Lucifer being the Clumsy Man he is, botched up the agreement. Now Alastor and Lucifer are Officially married and there's havoc everywhere Lucifer Doesnt know how to deal With. Being Alastor, he torments the man to a point that makes him burst how will they deal with this Accedential Consort ?

Eren can fill the bathtub with his blood twice before he passes out.

Follows shortly after A Matter of Life and Death...Serves as a prologue to the sequel, The Huntress Their daughter is almost six months old and Sam and Dean have been living a peaceful, uneventful life since she's been born. Can this be enough for Dean? Disclaimer: Not mine. No profite made.

Tired of hiding their relationship, Isak starts avoiding William who is more affected than it seems.

Will is the first desk of the first violins in Jack Crawford's orchestra and does not even give a shit.Until Hannibal waltzes in with his gorgeous cheekbones and his gorgeous music.Love happens.

Harry's got blood on his pajamas and this is when life gets hard

Hoseok wakes up to the bed shaking.

Baekhyun tries to prank his boyfriend Chanyeol. It doesn't go as according to plan.

Nino had been serious about not getting caught again, but Jean knew that if he just asked, Nino would reveal himself. Nino would probably do anything Jean asked. That was the problem.

The shadow has her eye on a little pink rabbit and this bunny just doesn't know how to handle this mysterious hacker.

"friends don't do this kind of stuff, yoongi." "i wouldn't let a friend come in my mouth, hobi." --or, yoongi and hoseok are both idiots

They're playing with fire. But neither one of them has ever been afraid of burning. Especially not for each other.

Lily was not who everyone thought she was, but she would do anything to protect her baby. Yet, on that fateful Halloween night, ancient magic of the Slytherin family saves Harry and now he's to grow up in another time. He's raised by his ancestor. What happens when he rejoins his time?

A joint mission between Team RWBY and Team JNPR to investigate an abandoned facility of Dr. Merlot goes very wrong, as a mysterious creature attacks, leaving Jaune alive, but changed...

In which Peter's older sister finds her way to Hemlock Grove and decides to wait on him to return, keeping herself occupied with his upir. Roman/Peter smut begins in chapter 16!---------------------------------------------------------------------Roman had never seen the woman in his attic before, and stared blankly at her. “You shouldn’t just let her cry.” The woman repeated, rocking a bundle of blankets. “Who are you?” Roman finally asked, unnerved by her ice blue eyes. Cooing to the child that had killed Letha and driven Peter away, the woman shot him a brilliant smile, “Rachel Rumancek.”

She visits her mother’s grave the day before the Reaping and perches on the hard earth in front of it. ‘I’m going back,’ she says quietly. The air smells of dirt and mildew. [The Rogue One gang in Catching Fire - it's the 75th annual Hunger Games and the male and female tributes from each district will be reaped from their existing pool of victors.]

While in the dungeons of Mirkwood, Bilbo overhears several of Thranduil's guards talking about Fili and Kili in ways they shouldn't.

You just wanted to help that teen girl at the bus stop get her book back before her camp bus arrived. She reminded you so much of yourself at that age. Unfortunately, while she escaped the Emperor's guards to live out her magical world fantasy you weren't so lucky. The Emperor keeps insisting that the Isles are much too hostile for a sweet little human like yourself. Or, how Belos collected you to be his perfect little wife only for you to turn around and dedicate your life to being the mother Hunter deserves. Note: I often go back and edit chapters a few times after I post to fix any grammatical errors or adjust the flow of a sentence. If I missed anything past that point please let me know! If you like any part of this story, please drop a comment. It's scary putting hours of my work out into the open. Words of encouragement mean the WORLD to me.

The small colorful plastic packages slapped against the love hotel’s bed. “Ribbed on BOTH sides, Shizu-chan,” Izaya said curtly. “Please use one.”

Iris is just happy to see her brother again.

How could any of them care about him? He’s gross, stupid, worthless; Zayn’s list goes on and on. Or the one where Zayn doesn't think he deserves anything he has, and the other lads just want to make it easier.

After losing his wife and struggling to raise Christopher alone in LA, Eddie's parents do the one thing that they've been threatening to do for years. Take his son away from him, leaving Eddie angry, distrustful, and a shell of who he used to be. After leaving the Seals, Buck meets someone who will change his life for the better, and someone who will change his life for the worse, leaving him desperate for escape. Both have the fight of their lives in front of them, and it's going to take the combined efforts of friends, family, and eventually, each other, to get them through it.

When Felicity's father leaves her and her mother behind, she loses all her faith in the very idea of soulmates. After Donna Smoak remarries into the Merlyn family, events are put into motion that bring Felicity into proximity the very destiny she never wanted to be apart of, and the family she never knew she needed. After years of unknowingly fighting and dancing around her fate, Felicity finally receives her soulmark on her 18th birthday. With the truth revealed, Felicity's fate is left in her hands, and only she can decide whether to let him in before it's too late.

It takes two weeks, 190.5 hours in a car, and one big misunderstanding for Rei to realise that he's in love with Nagisa.

Continuation of "Seasonal Exacerbation": Stiles works in a chocolaterie.