Fired Up

“So it was either one of several ill-advised not-quite dates,” Jason sums up after a moment, “your big brother, or me. More or less.” “More or less,” Tim agrees, leaning back again and humming slightly around the rim of his glass. Jason shakes his head slightly. “Well, sorry you got stuck with me, then,” he says, self-deprecating little grin spreading across his face. “I’m not,” Tim says, smiling that same damned unreadable Cheshire Cat smile that he’s been wearing all night. “After all, you were my first choice.”

Don't make promises you can't keep, John. - SHEven though I dearly want to see them come true. - SH

in a world where daichi's hairline is slowly receding. where kinonari reference 10-year old memes. where hinata is way too invested in voltron and accidentally confesses to kageyama. it's all fun and games until the other sports guys are put into the mix. discontinued.

Kennedy moves to a new subdivision as a proud first time home owner. There she meets the most unlikely of boys, a nine-year-old named Cillian. A cute redheaded boy who doesn't make friends easily. Helping him one afternoon she decides to take the young boy under her tutelage in the arts of well... you'll just have to read to find out....

Rick and Michonne decide to bring Daryl into their relationship. From a prompt on twdkinkmeme...

In which Credence hears screams and tries to rescue Newt.Or in which Newt was having a good evening, and then had an obscurial to calm down.

Katsuki Yuuri has a really nice ass, and Victor can't help himself.

*** COMPLETE BUT IN REVISION*** Sherlock can't turn his mind off, all it wants to do is think about John in a way that he isn't sure he can handle, so he turns to drugs. But when John finds out and Sherlock's past comes back to haunt him will the two be able to navigate the minefield of detoxing, Sherlock's history, and their blossoming love without falling apart at the seams?

Harry has something better then his flying skills in first year

This story features different NSFW Oneshots. They're all prompts from Tumblr.

When Trevor was praying for Yevgeny to grow up a bit faster so that he could actually talk to the kid, this wasn't what he had in mind. One Milkovich was already a handful but having two Milkoviches in the household was proving too much for Trevor to handle. ~ Summary sucks as usual but hopefully you enjoy it nonetheless

Some books are better left unopened.

Jim takes the long road home after a mission. Or: the one where Jim was trapped in his own mind by an alien drug and Bones stayed with him and Spock helped.

Prompt: As a prank, someone locks Lance in the airlock and he just can’t stop freaking out.

He’s not her boss anymore, but that’s hard to remember when he’s sitting next to her in his suit and tie and looking every bit like he’s about to drain his glass and murmur, wheels up. She’s not his subordinate anymore, but she feels absolutely subordinate in trousers crushed from the plane ride, a shirt that has spots of alcohol on the sleeve, and with her make-up all washed off. And she’s not supposed to be here, he’s not supposed to know. Everything tonight is breaking all the rules.

In the dark of the night Hermione struggles to deal with the aftermath of the war. Fred promises to help her through it in his own way.

Ellis Fahrengart buys a spirit crystal containing a pornographic films, and manages to get the rest of Team Scarlet to sleepover to watch it. Unwittingly, she serves them an aphrodisiac that came with the film. As such, the entirety of the team ends up having sex. Updated with a revised version!

Steve knows better - these horrors can't be real. And yet they are, for as long as he lives them.

After the Battle of New York, Steve exiles himself to Brooklyn, happy to be separated from the Avengers and the ghosts of the recent past. But with Clint crawling through his window every night and Tony's face on the news haunting him, he's never quite alone with his thoughts. When Tony and Pepper return to New York after the disaster in Malibu, everything Steve thought was true begins to change drastically. Also, Fury lies.

Chapter OneNewt is hit by a curse intended for Percival and loses all of his good memories. Newt gave another shaky nod even as his breath caught in his throat. His husband. The elegant man in the black coat, who’d looked at Newt with eyes full of despair. Percival. He’d said his name was Percival, like one of King Arthur’s knights. Chapter TwoPercival is hit by a curse and loses his eyesight. “One of the curses blinded you. They’re not sure how to undo it yet.” Percival’s breath hissed through his teeth and the world dropped away from beneath him. Part of the Fortunes verse, but can be read alone. (I couldn't decide who should get hurt /o\)

He hisses out a curse and Thor kisses it away.

Inspired by this luscious fan art by Aegilef. It's just utterly gorgeous, and how could my imagination not take me somewhere. And I think that somewhere is Laketown, and Thorin suggests that Bella go to bed. Very suggestively suggests. And suggests quite a bit. Just a suggestion. One of my darling readers, skmitton, sweetly requested a fem!Bilbo version, and, well, my mind started running down that track. And then it started sprinting.

They stay that way for a long time, Catra’s face tucked into Adora’s shoulder, Adora gently cradling Catra’s head. Adora is careful not to hug Catra too hard or make her feel restrained, anticipating the moment that Catra will start to pull away — but Catra doesn’t. She hangs on so tightly it hurts, her claws digging through Adora’s jacket and into her back, latching into her like she did when she was a kitten and didn’t know how much her claws could hurt. Adora tries not to wince, tries not to move a single muscle, worried that if she does the spell will break and Catra will struggle away, appalled at having shown weakness. But Catra doesn’t let go. And so neither does Adora.

Lucy searches for love, but guys think she's "too much."

there are a dozen different ways, kiyoomi reckons, one can react to your pathetically hot friend slash roommate slash teammate letting slip that he finds all of your defining physical traits to be “just his type”. or, kiyoomi and atsumu fuck around and find out.

The pack celebrates the wedding of their own.

Young Aragorn has a nightmare and Elrond comforts him. Aragorn discovers that elves sleep with their eyes open.

Leo Fitz has secrets. He never thought that they'd swing around and start hurting his team but, then again, he never thought he'd be dating the ridiculously attractive Agent Ward. A man from his past turns up and Ward's first instinct- to hate the guy- is spot on.