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Well Look What The Cat Dragged In

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Dan Howell is just a young boy being sent off to boarding school so his parents don't have to deal with him and his roommate isn't exactly the greatest person to live with
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To be fair, I have always wanted to go to boarding school just not now, I mean boarding school has so many opportunities but I had finally made friends. I just have never really had friends, I wasn't super close to the ones I had finally made but at least I had a group, but that's all over now. Peop
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