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Clarke Griffin's just trying to make it through her first year of college without dying. Is that really too much to ask?written for clexa week 2017 day 2: roommates

Kurt’s sixteenth birthday is approaching and his boypussy is aflame with the need for his daddy to fill him up. After finding out his daddy’s type, thanks to the careless stashing of porn, Kurt dresses up in lingerie to seduce him.

Much to Clint's dismay his daughter is not the best secret keeper.

Donald Trump gets elected, and Bucky Barnes eats his feelings.

Prompt: "Is that how you usually get out of these situations? By fucking your way out of them?" Percy broke into Hades' palace on a dare and gets caught. He has a very... creative plan to get out of trouble though.

!! WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS !! Please read at your own risk! This work does contain spoilers for NDRV3!

The students of Seaton Hall can't help but wonder if there's any truth to the rumors about a couple of administrators who happen to have been roommates, years ago, on the second floor. Day Two of #ClexaWeek2017

Purge Night. Adam wants to humiliate Lucifer by finding his weakness. Things do not go according to plan. Aka Adam gets his sexuality challenged and fucks Lucifer

Stefan has changed to a person Damon doesn't quite recognize and doesn't know how to deal with. Months under water left some effects behind. Picks up where Liz called Damon that they found a box. Qetsiyah never opened the box. Stefan is still in there instead of the other dead guy.

Raised by his beloved Godparents Harry turns out to be a Flamboyantly Gay Teen that becomes the fiercest Fashion Designer. Beneath the Boa and glitter resides a Slytherin whose more than he seems. After all Voldemort's Minions are still out there, his Weasley fascination is a mask for something(one) he wants but can't have, and with each stone cast at him Harry emerges stronger, better, faster, poised, and epic-ably fashionable. AN: I've contracted Mad-Author Disease, because of this sudden illness the summary doesn't do this fiction justice, and I promise the story is a lil better written and just as wtf :)

Everybody needs good neighbours. During a storm, Harry turns to his newest neighbour for help.

When Greg is taken hostage by a man seemingly involved with the case Sherlock is currently working on, the Holmes boys must join forces to find the criminal before it's too late.But is it all just so black and white?

When Ruby wakes up alone in their Vacuo hotel room, Weiss is gone for the day. Her absence bothers Ruby far more than it should.

TIME FOR SOME SMUT! Jem x Zazz is my OTP for life so let’s do this: This is my first fanfiction ever so bear with me… my friend Julia, whose username is badlywrittensin, and I both decided to write Firebringer smut after she got me to watch the show for the first time so make sure to go check hers out as well.

Spock doesn’t take bigotry from the Vulcan High Ministers, but allows himself to be called ‘hobgoblin’ by Leonard McCoy.This is why.A story from McCoy’s perspective.

Q likes digging himself into holes and being oblivious, and James likes a challenge. A love story told with the extensive help of sandwiches.

Emma and Regina have been having a movie night for months now, and Emma's been hiding a secret from Regina the entire time. She's been performing a concealing spell to hide the fact that every time they curl up to watch a movie, she ends up in a raging hard-on. What happens when Regina discovers Emma's secret? Spoiler alert: Porn happens. This is porn. This has been turned into a fic. After sleeping together twice, Regina finds herself carrying a little part of Emma inside of her for the next 9 months... what happens when a terrified Regina realises she must tell Emma that she is pregnant?

Alec can't stand it. He has to get out. The roof isn't far enough. He goes to Highland Park in Brooklyn and meets an interesting confidant in a glittery Warlock. (Or what happens when Alec meets Magnus BEFORE they met at Magnus' Loft.)

Stupid witches. Who the hell goes around poofing a dude's junk away anyway?

An Auction AU in which Bitty somehow saves NHL Falconers Leading Scorer Jack Zimmermann from a date with an old lady in a leopard print jumpsuit.

Voldemort wins the war and Harry is forced into service of another kind.

Arthur is neglecting his studies in favour of swordfighting and other more enjoyable pursuits. His tutor makes him keep a diary and read more. Arthur's not happy. Warning - image-heavy, and 1977 words on those images. Edit - chapter 3 has now been added in as a text only version of the story.

Rohan doesn't have a lot of adult friends. Lucky for him, Jotaro and Kakyoin are still in town, and they're more than happy to do some adult things with him.

If this was the way Sherlock Holmes loved, it was no wonder why he had avoided the damned emotion for over half of his life.

A classic jamilton fuck.

Taehyung sells his body for money. A slut for older cock. Until Jeon Jeongguk takes him in as a sugar baby. Nothing changes much, he is still stuffed all day with cock. He is still a free use, cock hungry slut. But now Jeongguk likes to stuff him full of his cock 24/7. Or, another free use Taehyung universe.