The Star Spangled Goose With A Plan

Roy can’t help but smirk. “You’re lucky I find your clumsy attempts at seduction to be charming, Edward.” Ed’s answering grin is quick and sharp. “Whatever gets the job done.” (Seriously, nothing but porn)

He stood there with a smile, cute bunny teeth on show between parted lips as fingers danced around with the piece in his left ear, the other holding the microphone down by his hip which moved with aborted little sways as the music was counted down around. The notes of the song starting, just waiting for his voice to join at the right cue. He was beautiful in every way in which Stiles could think, sharp lines of cheek bones and a jaw covered in a shadow of stubble, short enough to look sexy and just long enough to feel heavenly...well that's what Stiles thought it might of felt like.To say that he wasn't captivated by the man would to be a lie, his eyes followed every move the man made, like a infant would when they find color and movement brand new, their eyes following in fear of missing something as they learn and Stiles was learning, he was learning the way Derek would shimmer under the lights, muscles shifting under clothing as Lydia danced beside him.

« I have known many men, Signore. So many men, but never have I been loved in return - not even by the single person apart from you, my dear, whom I cherished more than life itself. Only you, my very dear, my very tender, my very loved, have, and forever will have, my heart between your hands. Oh, yes, perhaps am I not a brave man. Perhaps do I not have a noble soul. Perhaps do I not deserve your love.But in spite of that, Signore, I love you. » Mid-19th century, a painter falls in love with his model, under the bright Neapolitan sun.

Two years after Yamatai, Lara and Sam are exploring ruins in Central America. They uncover their feelings for each other, and a new mystery to explore, along with assorted dangers. Alternating first person perspective.

Continuation of "Seasonal Exacerbation": Stiles works in a chocolaterie.

Stiles and Derek read through some of their comments.

Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*

We all know the story of Kingdom hearts with Sora. But what would happen if he never existed, instead what if Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee and Yang Xiao Long were the chosen Keyblade wielders. Follow in this story as Team RWBY, Donald Duck, Goofy and three more new allies find a way to stop the heartless in this journey to be...

Scott McCall is at home preparing to get a good night's rest to prepare for the start of the semester, he wants to make first line on the lacrosse team this year. Then his best friend Stiles turns up and they head into the woods to search for half of a dead body. What could go wrong? This is a prequel to the story 'A Doggy of my Own', so if you have already read that story you'll already know how this is going to end.

Peter can’t quite figure out what’s so appealing about the young agent questioning them about his sister’s murder, but he does know that Agent Stilinski is more than he seems.

A mysterious note leads John to the not-dead Sherlock.

Josh and Donna get a night off. Trouble is, it coincides with a night full of non-work-related interruptions. The first knock comes halfway through the movie, right at a really good bit.

First Man Jensen Kinkade has always been a loving and supportive husband to President Jared Kinkade pushing Jared towards his dreams to become President and having Jensen twin brother Priestly Kinkade as his running mate. Jared parent adopted both Jensen and Priestly. But it was Jared and Priestly who crossed the line from Brothers in to Lovers. Priestly realized Jensen was more suited for Jared and had them start dating which has lead in to a sixteen year marriage. But these days Jensen find himself more alone as Jared and Priestly spend more time together which has turned it in to a full on affair relighting their past love for each other. Jensen now alone with as his husband get all his dreams to come true as he had put his dreams all on hold for Jared so he could have his dream to be President and now he has to watch Jared give Jensen dream away to Priestly. Jared child. Jensen has no choice but to watch his brother have Jared child which is the only dream Jensen ever had was to have a child and that child to be Jared. Will Jensen ever get his dream?

Previously "Bachelors Encounter" Logan and Tony meet when they’re picking up their kids from school, and something instantly sparks between them. As single dads, and giving their children all their attention, they don’t recognize the missing piece in each of their lives. Until they do. And they fill that gap for each other. Or, the single dads AU where Laura and Peter work to bring their dads closer, making the adults realize what exactly they’re missing in life.

Dean goes to visit his brother Sammy for his summer break from college. While he expects to have a good time and catch up, he doesn't expect to find someone he is interested in. **This work of fiction is inspired by music by recording artist Mika. There will be full songs in this written work and I will be sure to note on each chapter that it is his work, even though for the fics sake it will be written out like a musical and not like they are listening to songs. No copyright intended! All songs are his (or a few other artists) works!

“Doesn’t that deserve a punishment?” he asks silkily. “What,” you whisper, head spinning and barely daring to breathe, “punishment?”

Steve wakes up alone on his and Tony's 10-year anniversary. He probably shouldn't be surprised, but as it becomes clear Tony has forgotten the day, he becomes more and more disappointed.

”Is there a reason these specific records are here?” Will holds up some Doors album, reading the song titles from the cover. ”They’re the ones I usually listen to if I don’t feel like listening to the radio”, Nico explains and takes his seat behind the counter again. He sets his mug on top of the offensive coffee stain so he won’t have to look at it anymore. ”Personal favorites, and also some classics that never get old. They’re actually all mine, not even in sale.” Will nods and sips on his coffee. He doesn’t complain about the taste, even though it’s cheap brand and a far cry from the coffee he has brewed Nico those few times they’ve hung out in Will’s apartment. Nico is looking through his e-mails on the stone-aged computer when Will lets out a delighted sound and draws Nico’s attention. ”Hey, I actually have this one!”

After a negative encounter with Carmilla Carmine, Vaggie hoped she would never meet the overlord again. However, when Carmilla learns something unexpected, she's determined to make things right between the moth demon, and make amends. Vaggie doesn't trust the overlord, and Charlie is still furious with her for obvious reasons. But over time, Vaggie starts to see the easily-tempered woman is not so bad. However, with a newly formed ally, old memories threaten to break Vaggie, as her past comes to haunt her. Can those in her present, keep her safe from those of her past? Vaggie tries to stand on her own but slowly sees those around her are people she can rely on.(Vaggie centric fic, because yes, she is my favorite!)

Obi-Wan doesn't feel Anakin, but Anakin feels Obi-Wan all the time.

A metric shitload of PWP Reader-Insert Overwatch fics. No seriously, that's it. That's all this is going to be. I take requests.

'From the nation’s capital, DC105 presents Capitally Curious; DC’s one and only love and relationship talk show. And here’s your host, Poe Dameron!' “Good evening, everyone,” Poe announced brightly, resting his elbows on the table and leaning forward. “Congrats, you’ve made it through hump day, and we’d be happy to hear if any humping was actually involved.” That surprised a genuine laugh out of Finn and Poe winked. “Joining me as always is the one and only Finn Walker, still single and looking wonderful as per usual.”

'I don’t want to die here, I don’t want to die here' he repeated to himself, over and over again until the words had lost their meaning and felt large and obtrusive in his mouth. “How old are you, boy?” Captain Styles asked, plainly. Louis hadn’t been expecting that, no, he’d been expecting the Captain to demand a case from Louis. “Eighteen, sir” Louis replied, following Zayn’s guideline as to how to address the Captain. At the very least Louis might be treated to a kinder death than the boy before Zayn if he addressed him properly. The Captain squinted, “You don’t look it, boy, I don’t appreciate liars. Now why don’t we try that again, shall we?” he offered nicely, obviously taking pity on Louis. He was showing mercy to Louis, a trait he had heard the Captain was not exactly famous for. The dread began to crawl up Louis’s throat and he feared it might just rise out of him. His took a deep breath before daring to open his mouth again, forcing the feeling back into his stomach. “Going on seventeen, Captain” Louis said again, quieter now. Or the one where Louis is trying to start a new life as a pirate. Harry just so happens to be a most notorious pirate of the time. It's 1680.

"If there's a reason I'm still alive when everyone who loves me has died, I'm willing to wait for it" And yet he was still waiting, the desperation clawing at him from the inside out, tearing him apart and leaving him with his will staining his hands and the sword on the thread over his head. OR I got a lot of feels for Burr while listening to "Wait For It" and "The Room Where It Happens" and I chose to write them out.

Severus notices that Harry makes the stupidest mistakes in his class, mistakes that even Harry Potter shouldn’t make, and seeks to rectify that, inadvertently bringing to light the boy’s deepest secret in the process. SS/HP Told more from Snape’s view. Ignores HBP.