the Boyfriend Plot

The one in which Kyle Broflovski ruins his perfect life by sleeping with Eric Cartman. Repeatedly. Kyle Broflovski quickly becomes everyone's favorite liar.

Harry couldn’t help but feel as though a tiny part of him was dying each and every day of this fucking tour that he was supposed to have the time of his life on all because Louis was such a fucking prick. Except…Harry was hopelessly in love with him. Still. Always.

Request: Latte ship: Matt immediately falling for Lance, and ridiculously oblivious Lance who thinks they are becoming bros until Matt literally gives up trying to woo him and just flat out kisses him “My name’s Matt, but you can call me anytime.”

Alec took hold of Magnus' jacket, propelling him walking him backward into his bedroom. "I want this" he said as he latched onto the Warlock's lips and sucked his adam's apple out his throat.

Clint loves to fuck Steve when he's in a corset. It's a sin anyone would commit more than once.

Dazai and Chuuya have been secretly married since 18. Now, in honor of the truce between their organizations, they make a big show out of messing with their colleagues while subtly, or not-so-subtly, revealing their relationship. Also: They're disgustingly in love. Or:3 times Soukoku had the time of their lives messing with their co-workers and the one time they finally told them they were married.

Despite being a big fan of animals, TK Strand has never owned one. He’s never had a reason to enter a pet store, until he gets caught in a torrential downpour. Carlos Reyes knows a lot about pet stores. It comes with the territory, considering he works at one. That being said, none of his in-store training ever taught him how to help a beautiful, rain-soaked stranger pick up the aquarium rock display they just knocked over. OR The Tarlos pet store meet-cute.

What happened in 7.18 when everyone left after dinner except for Danny.

Erik bets Raven twenty bucks he won't find anything in her brother's scented-soap-and-candle shop that actually smells good. Easiest money he's ever made... right? (On Tumblr here.)

New York, NY: Bucky, the "Winter Soldier" Barnes is the decade's up and coming boxing champion, seemingly to have come out of nowhere. Enter Steve Rogers, a seemingly inconspicuous English teacher ex-Marine who knows love when he sees it. Bucky doesn't know what love means until he first kisses Steve, until he gets in the ring and finds himself wanting to come home.

Two sides. Will they have the same feelings? Will the two lines meet?

Really. Apollo would need to have words with the Oracle of Delphi.The one time it has him recite a prophecy instead of Rachel, and it predicts the downfall of Zeus. Couldn't it at least wait until he was not in the presence of his father?

Keith falls ill with a very common illness for galra's. Until now, it was unknown if humans could fall ill to it too. Poor Lance is the living proof that is does.The two are locked up together in the castle's hospital wing, so they won't make the others sick, until they're fine again. Of course, a lot can happen with two hormonal, ill fallen teens that are being locked up. If only they had known what the galra sickness could do to a person.

Ladybug stared at her yoyo’s communication screen blankly. “I had to have heard that wrong,” she muttered, hitting the ‘replay message’ with her thumb. The black screen sprang to life, showing a furiously blushing Chat Noir ducked down behind a wall. There was a faint thudding boom, like a large firework, followed by a much more… masonry sounding boom, and the sound of stonework collapsing. #“Ladybug! There’s a Champion at Hôtel Matignon. She can fly, melee combat, no mind control. I think the Akuma is in her hammer, when she hits metal with it, it turns into, well, just about anything… including ranged weapons. Like cannons. She really likes cannons.”# There was another set of booms. #“…Very, very scary cannons. Calls herself the ‘Tinker’.”# Alright. Chat sounded a bit stressed, but the information was the usual type they tried to tell each other when one of them got to an Akumatized before the other. Basic bullet points of what they’d found to be the vital info. But then- #“PLEASE hurry, she doesn’t have leggings!”# Chat wailed on the recording, his blushes getting worse before he ended the call. No. She HAD heard it right the first time. Maybe it’d make sense when she got there.

Set after Harry, Ron, and Hermione get captured by the Snatchers. Harry stays on as Voldemort's lover. **SMUT**

The one where they’re Mako’s dogs. This is not a euphemism; she has two dogs named Raleigh and Yancy. That they happened to be named after two cadets her father once knew is only slightly important.

Written for carryonmywaywardcannibal's prompt: "J2 Body Worship. Please and thank you." Jared's obsessively worried about his first sex scene on Supernatural because he's feeling insecure, and Jensen's here to show him that's bullcrap, 'cause Jared's perfect. Obviously.

Arthur realizes he has a piercing kink.

“Why have you abandoned me then?” the Jedi Master needed to know. “Why did I have to come to Illum to connect to you at least somewhat?”“Why SHOULD I come to you?” the Force countered. The voice seemed to come from all around Qui-Gon. Basically the Force is done with Qui-Gon's behaviour and treatment of its son...Part 11 in the 'ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi'

If anyone asks, Junpei is technically spending Christmas Eve with a girl. It's just not anything like a date.

Futurefic. Relationships can be hard. Throw in long distances, Mark being Mark, Eduardo’s business trips, his awesome hot boss, bad Skype connections and suddenly the relationship is set on nightmare level. In which Mark does not sulk, there is epic miscommunication and Eduardo tries to do his job even if he just wants to go home. This is the story of two people who are a little older and hopefully a little more wiser, trying to work things out because work gets in the way of life and they have responsibilities and a lot of history. They make mistakes and they make each other miserable sometimes but, ultimately, they are best friends in love who always find their way back to each other. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.

After witnessing a group of women practicing pole dancing, Nobara and Yuuji made a bet. Yuuji's honor is on the line, since he claimed he would dance on the pole easily without any actual experience. No one expected the results, not even the present dance instructor. This was the first bet that started the chaos. Or: How Yuuji showed everyone his new-found pole dancing skills only to prove his point.

(Keith)I‘m sorry (Lance)Aw thnk u (Keith)Lol, no I’m not (Lance)U knw a part of me is rly proud rn bc of the lol (Lance)Bt the rest is heartbroken (Keith)Your fault (Lance)I honestly trusted u (Lance)We were friends (Lance)Such betrayal (Keith)Sucks to be you Just two boys being weird and cute together!

Jackson knows he’s finally found the place where he belongs: between Stiles and Lydia

Link fled a battle to save his own skin. Guilt ate him up inside, so he found himself in a place he had come to associate with safety. Even within the walls of Zora's Domian though, Link knows he is nothing but a coward. Sidon disagrees. **Contains spoilers for the Gerudo Divine Beast

These chapters do not go in chronological order, but in alphabetical, and some will take place during the events of 'The Only Thing I Want To Be (is Yours)', some after. No real plot, just kink exploration and cuddliness.

On Yoongi's birthday, he spends time with his two favorite people in the world. (Along with a little help from Taehyung and Jimin)

Tons of shitty oneshots about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Anthony Ramos. Everything's the same, except Lin doesn't have a wife, because boundaries, yo.