Happy Families Kill People Too

They're going to kill both him and his baby girl, but all Stiles can do is pray that Peter gets to them first. He does...but he can't save them all.

Being engaged to a living legend isn't always easy, especially when your traitorous brain is always looking for an excuse to remind you that you don't deserve him. On a date night, Viktor attracts once again the attention of a pretty girl and Yuuri doesn't handle that very well.

Out running a trio of Covenet ships, the crew of the UNSC Valiant jumps to slipspace three miles from the event horizon of a black hole. Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi is the first to find them.

Steve comes back from Professor Pym's time chamber dressed as a gladiator. Tony, try as he might, can't stop staring. Soon, he makes a mistake that could ruin his friendship with Steve. He vows to not let that happen.

Five times Keith gets distracted by Lance's waist and one time it happens the other way around; needless to say, it's not always entirely convenient.

You know exactly what she is at first sight, and it doesn’t matter that an ornate mask conceals the upper part of her face. She recognizes what you are one heartbeat later, nostrils flaring in your direction. You too may as well not have bothered with disguise. You quietly chuckle and despite being on the other side of the ballroom she must have seen you laugh, because she rolls her eyes at you and huffs, clearly annoyed. Perhaps she thinks you aren’t taking her seriously, or maybe she feels challenged. The All-Mother knows how prickly Alpha wolves can be on matters of territory and precedence.

Kara wakes up without her powers after the tremendous amount of energy she used stopping the ship, and thanks to that, she's got a bad cold. It serves as a painful reminder that she has no job at CatCo to call in sick to.Lena hasn't slept properly in ages. With so many attempts on her life and knowing her family wants her dead, every hour seems like it could be her last. The only time she feels safe is when she's with Kara.Changing their situations won't be easy, but at least they'll always have each other.

dontfuckwith: MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IS A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE OF POP MUSIC AND NEEDS TO DIE Tinydick: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN Tinydick: I’LL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD YOU’LL GO FLYING INTO THE ORBIT OF FUCKING JUPITER Tinydick: DOES EUROPA HAVE LIFE UNDER ITS SURFACE Tinydick: WELL PIDGE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT Basically an au where the group meets through the wonders of mutual friends/the internet in a random group chat

A collection of the short ficlets I wrote on tumblr. TBC Chapter 31: Sexy Ranger Logan gets objectified.Chapter 32: Erik and Emma judging ALL the hot joggers.

Post-series, Katara is adjusting to the new shape of the world. They all are. (Contains heavy spoilers for the finale.)

Ladybug and Chat Noir realize they are not wearing any underwear under their suits.

Skye has something to ask Jemma. (It's about Fitz.)

when Alastor was human has was constantly used and bullied for his skin and hair. Now in hell he hides a lot of his characteristics for example his HATE for touch and forces himself to deal with it. or Alastor is to tired to deal with acting 'normal' and just does what feels comfortable. or Alastor angst, its good give it a lick before throwing it away.

Ashley is more like Helen than either of them want to admit. James takes advantage of those similarities.

Sherlock is forced into a military museum, but meets the bloody hot Capitan John Watson.

Charles just wants to get through the weeks of Spring heat. Only life has other plans, especially with he meets a poor omega who can't find anyone else around. What comes next is a story of highs and lows as well as some self-actualization.

Keith never expected to crush on the beautiful boy in one of his classes, but here he was. Keith has been pining for Lance since the first time he saw, he knew he wanted nothing more than to make him happy and spoil him rotten. Yet he was too awkward to talk to him, luckily for Keith, Lance has no problems writing his number on Keith's cup. Starting out just talking and flirting, Lance quickly finds out Keith has no issue spending way too much money on Lance, and if Lance is honest he really likes it.

Merlin hadn't intended to show Arthur his magic, but he had to save the idiot prince. But could their friendship weather the revelations of his magic and his past? And what would Uther do to him? His life was in Arthur's hands and he didn't know what he was going to do with it.

Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.

Stiles was actually impressed with how things worked out. Up until the Jeep broke down in the middle of the freaking desert. "No, właśnie teraz idiota musiał się zepsuć.." He grumbled as he tried to figure out what the hell happened to the engine. "Stiles. English." Lydia chided, pointing the flashlight in his face momentarily before point it where his hands were buried in the engine again. Stiles squinted at her and with a huff repeated himself in English "I said 'stupid Jeep had to break now'.." He grit out before focusing his attention back on the engine.

Prompt from an anon on tumblr: "supercorp prompt (slowburn oneshot): they both like the other but haven’t fully realised it yet and take each other’s subconscious flirting as friendship/banter, then one day after Lena is injured by some villain before SG saves the day, Kara feels guilty and worried so goes to patch her up, but Lena has to get partially undressed (eg shirtless) or sthing and Kara gets flustered (bc Kara) & Lena eventually picks up on it and teases her/flirts, scene ends in them kissing Please please please

A Senate logistics aide can't get the memory of a brief tryst with Supreme Chancellor Palpatine out of her head. Weeks later, she takes matters into her own hands.

Eventually, the need for each other was to much for them to bear.

Mako, Raleigh, and Chuck recover together post-Operation Pitfall under Herc and Max's watchful eyes. Chuck attempts to deal with the consequences of his brain injury and aphasia while Mako and Raleigh try to figure out their feelings towards Chuck and each other. Or, how Mako, Raleigh, and Chuck wind up in relationship with each other after they save the world.