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The Rules of Dating
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The Rules of Dating

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The rules are simple. Don't date your best friend. Don't date a stripper. Don't throw up on your boyfriend's expensive shoes. Don't tell your parents. Don't date a coworker. Don't believe your first love is going to last; that's why it's called a "first love." But most importantly: don't listen to the rules at all.
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April 23, three years ago. It didn’t occur to him, in the moment, that it was a disturbed and messed-up shallow thing to fuck in the hotel room reserved for your friend’s wedding night, a tangled mess of limbs and gasped apologies and thumbs stroking across the face so hard it pulled your lip back
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