How I Met Your Father

After his pack his murdered Sammy finds himself face to face with the person who will change his life forever

Nagisa receives the wrong school uniform! Rei walks in on him trying on the schoolgirl outfit! Neck-biting and thigh-fucking ahoy!

When Draco shouts out, this potion stinks like Potter - Hermione explains, that it’s Amortentia.

A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

“Look,” Bucky said, “I guess you have to know about all this—you can’t not. That’s not so bad. But I like Sam, and he doesn’t have to know. Let me keep having a friend who thinks I’m normal.”

“Is it true then?” the dark haired man repeated his question from before.“Whatever are you talking about?”The younger male rested his arms on his knees and leaned forward, fixing his former mentor with a curious stare.“Rumour has it, that the great Qui-Gon Jinn has chosen a new Padawan...” he trailed off, eagerly awaiting the Master’s answer.Part 24 of the ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi

The sheriff has been putting it off, he's rescheduled and cancelled and done just about everything he can to avoid it, but in the end he walks into that room with his head held high. It's not the first time he's done this, he knows the drill. Therapist number 8 will tell him the same as the rest, Stiles needs to spend more time with his father, more physical affection, more emotional bonding - he knows that'll boil down to being a fishing trip they never take while the therapist alters Stiles' meds in the meantime. He knows because he's done this already. Of course Derek Hale was never in his son's life before.

someone has been stealing hoseok's parking spot for a month, and he's honestly just really salty about it. coincidentally, the cute new music production professor happened to show up a month ago.

Ellie (because names that start with 'E' are popular) is a girl that has absolutely no business falling into Thedas. She played Dragon Age: Origins, once, and didn't even finish it. In fact, her knowledge of Dragon Age is based entirely on fanfiction. Be it glorious cosmic fuck-up, or the wonders of the afterlife, she's the one that fell into Thedas instead of her fanfiction obsessed best friend. No matter - I mean, fan fiction can't be that far off from the real thing, right? ... uh, right? The only thing better than a character with all the information, is one with very little that may or may not be wrong! Thedas is screwed. 06/14/18 - Arise Lazarus.12/19/19 - Ahahahahhaksdhfkdjnadf07/27/2020 - I come back from the dead a lot, okay?

So she'd run. And run. And run. Like a rabbit.

When she awoke to a new life in Westeros, Ursula Mires nearly did the smart thing. Only a year away from becoming sworn to the Faith as a septa and being free to live in relative comfort and safety in one of the more prestigious Reach cloisters, she was content with her lot in life. Her advice, slowly fed to her father over many years, had enabled her family to survive the Dance and rise in station. House Mires had its legacy secured, until tragedy struck early that winter. Now Ursula is heir to a floundering House she does not want, in a war-torn land that she must drag out of the mud. Many ladies are in her position in what maesters would later call ‘the winter of widows’. Only Ursula knows what is coming next, and she’s not sure if her house will survive it.

The honeymoon cannot last forever; can what follows be as sweet? Written for the 2006 Yuletide story exchange.

Draco has wanted Hermione for a long time, just never wanted to admit it. When Hermione catches Ron in bed with another woman, will Draco finally get his chance? Can he respect her wishes unlike Ron?

He had never ventured into those woods. It was a taboo that the townsfolk had started and he sought to break it. Maybe he'd wish he hadn't.

When the Arena falls and Brutus dies, Lyme leaves for District 13. It's soon clear that Alma Coin is less than perfect, but with her best friend dead and no other options, Lyme vows to make the best of her decision. Meanwhile, Brutus' youngest Victor joins President Snow in the Capitol to be the symbol of loyalty and the voice of her people as District 2 prepares for war. The twist: when Brutus fell, the hovercraft team who retrieved his corpse fought to resuscitate him, refusing to stand by and watch their hero die. A second rebellion — split off from District 13, fearing that Alma Coin had gone too far — saw their opportunity to gather fighters and a potentially valuable symbol, and recruit them to fight against both the Capitol and District 13. The Victors of District 2 are now split along five fronts: Enobaria in custody in the Capitol; Lyme and Claudius in District 13; Petra, Ronan and Odin in the Capitol; Brutus and the Peacekeepers who turned traitor to save him in District 8; and the rest at home in District 2, mourning and waiting and fearing whatever is to come. Some things will change, some will not, but one thing is true: District 2's Victors have the chance to make it out alive.

Exhausted, beaten, and out of luck, Lucifer finally turns to the Winchesters for help. **Sequel to "Comeuppance" and "Penance", and won't really make sense without reading them first.** I’m not great at updating consistently but I swear I’m not dead and I do have people kicking my ass to make sure I finish writing this. Join this discord server if you want to be notified when I update~

Four times Sherlock made the first move, and one time Joan did.

Donald takes in his brother's creations without a plan and figures it out along the way. Little lab rats.

After spending most of his summer locked in the house, Castiel, the son of Duke Novak, decides to leave it for a couple of hours and goes to the woods, meeting Dean, another lonely kid who treats him like an equal and who runs to the woods to get some freedom like Castiel. The two kids quickly develop a strong friendship, slowly falling in love, until they get together, keeping it a secret because homosexual love is forbidden and condemned. But they are discovered and forced to go on separate ways, until fifteen years later, they meet again, but things are even more difficult than before.

Hermione was not meant to draw attention to herself, so why was she suddenly so involved with the Marauders? (Or Hermione is reborn as a Rosier in the Marauder's Era and sets out on a mission to change history)

Isak can pinpoint the exact moment that Even notices what’s different about him, because his brows shoot up and his body goes still, and his eyes are darting around like he doesn’t know where to look first. And then, a slow, wide smile blooms on his face, and it’s blinding. “Wow,” he says, awed. “You look…” “Stupid,” Isak offers. Even shakes his head. “Beautiful.” Or: Isak discovers something about Even’s past, and he realizes he still has some growing to do. Also, lipstick is involved.

Mac is cool, but he asks for stupid things sometimes.

Post 'to rule the fate of many', one year after the final battle. Bilbo gets his garden, his own secret grove, and dutifully begins planting. Except that it's not so secret. And everyone wants to stop by. And this is supposed to be a SECRET. One-shot. Can be read without the series (please see A/N at the beginning!)

Winter comes early, that first year. Ice is just frozen water.

AU. When the war is over, Severus Snape has to come to terms with being a slave to Sirius Black. "From now on, your only choice is whether to be a broken toy of many or a valuable possession of one"

9:30 amThe time every day when jungkook hops out of bed and runs into the kitchen mouth watering at the smell of pancakes filling the house, but today was different. When Jungkook woke up there was no buttery sweet smell filling his senses, the only sounds filling the big house was jungkook's own soft breath against his delicate pink nighty.