The One In Which Harry Styles Has Blue Balls

“Gendry, the electricity isn’t working so I can’t-” she stopped halfway through her comment/demand/complaint to take in the girl in Gendry’s bed before turning back to him, her face screwed in annoyance. “Really? Couldn’t wait to lose your virginity on a weekend? It’s Wednesday, for fuck sake. Wednesday.”--Or, the Shameless AU nobody asked for with Robert Baratheon and all his bastards.

12-year-old Uzumaki Naruto loves to dream big about the future, but when he finds himself launched four years into it, not everything is as rosy as he envisioned. Konoha has been leveled to the ground, Akatsuki is reaching the fulfillment of their plans, and the Fourth Shinobi World War is just around the corner. To make matters worse, his friends and enemies have both outgrown him, and things are more dangerous than ever. Determined to change the course of history, he tries to find out as much as he can about the future, while searching for a way back to the past.

The McClain-Kogane household gets a new addition! (spoiler: it's a cat) Hold on to your hats, my friends. It's getting real.

rhaenyra wakes up during a holiday party intoxicated by the scent on her uncle's coat. aka how daemon doused his coat in pheromone enhancers to force his niece's heat so he can take her as his own.

Thanks to Fawkes, the Horcrux in Harry is destroyed by the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets. But something destroyed needs to be replaced, and a soul bond is just the thing. Not that Harry or Ginny plan to tell anyone about it, of course.

“Yeah, but you’re entirely predictable. I mean, you’re a rich boy who’s good at sports and climbs the social ladder like it’s nothing. No way you like nerd stuff. You’re destined to be a douchebag, Harrington. The Munson Doctrine never lies.” As he speaks, Eddie can see Steve’s frown get deeper and his eyes get darker until he turns his head away and takes a shaky drag of the joint. He lets it out, still shaky, and seems to be gathering himself. Eddie is starting to brace for a punch or kick or something violent when Steve says, “You’re just as bad, then.” “What?” Steve takes another drag, his shoulders relaxing, and he looks at Eddie. “You’re no better, Munson. As much as you’d like to think otherwise, you’re also predictable. I mean, you’re a guy who feels like an outcast so he embraces the role and doesn’t bother to think he could ever be wrong about someone he’s never actually talked to before. Seems like you’re destined to be a douchebag, too.” For the first time in a long time, Eddie is speechless.

This follows the story of a student in a school of incontinent teens Due to the Watch

It's not just me. It's not just you. It's us baby. And you deserve it all. And strawberry may or may not have become Jeongguk's favourite flavour.

Simon feels like he’s burning. He can barely breathe, his throat feels like sandpaper, and his head is pounding. He has never felt this miserable, like, ever. Not counting that time he was buried six feet under and came out on the other side as a vampire. But, who's counting?

Dean gets called in to identify a body

He is a Guardian. He believes in the Force. He is alone.Things change.

Jimin is an omega. And he has a destined alpha!. But the only problem is jimin is 3 years older than him that he has to wait for his innocent baby Alpha to finally reach 18 yo,so he can finally get what he so painfully craved for ever since they learned they're destined mates.

Lance finds out Keith's birthday is tomorrow. Naturally, being the birthday monster that he is, Lance freaks out and disappears for almost a whole day, making Keith insanely worried. Well, until Keith comes home to a strange noise coming from their bedroom.

“Questions? Now?”“Yeah, it’s kind of important so listen up.”“Fine, whatever,” Keith brutally slashes at a drone, bits of bot clattering to the ground in his bayard’s wake.“Wanna marry me if we don’t die?” In which Lance has terrible timing.

“Oh not this moron again,” Harry Potter snarked from within his portrait. Augustus Longbottom, Minister for Magic, smiled weakly at his visitor, Head Auror Boot. “Well I never,” Boot spluttered. Potter rolled his eyes.

The battle had brought one casualty, one small casualty that left great impact.

Niki teaches James a lesson in delayed gratification. James teaches Niki a lesson in sexual hedonism.

Cas Novak and Dean Winchester despise each other. They're in the same college class and they fight constantly. Then the professor forces them to work together to pass the course.

There's one thing even a god among men can't do.

Kaito was surprised to see Shinichi at the ball, considering the detective’s answer to his invitation had been that he’d rather die. Kaito’s happy to see him anyway, but this is definitely going to make it hard for him to focus on the jewel heist. KaiShin

After human Castiel is kicked out of the bunker and eventually captured by demons, he finds himself only alive because Dean comes to rescue him. But is Dean there to help Cas, or make things worse?

“We’re going to have fun tonight, Herms. Because I’ve sort of gathered that you might be a little bit ticklish. Let’s see just how true that is, shall we?”

After the most recent multiverse crisis, there a few leftover elements in places they shouldn't be. And two in particular are going to come after Wonder Woman, and hit her right where it hurts...

They almost have the makings of a brand new pack

Working the first serial case the county's ever had during its worst drought in history, Det. Keegan Dormer finds himself forced by the commissioner to cooperate with an "expert" whose main talent is getting the fairer dynamics to talk. While working the gruesome scenes and gritty interviews, the answer to Keegan's question of "What's he got that I don't?" slowly becomes increasingly apparent and Keegan grows ever more desperate as the drought continues unabated.

"Betty’s blue eyes move rapidly over his face, watching his lips spew words that shift the ground beneath her like a black hole. The surety he has in his assumptions make her furious, and she’s suddenly glaring at him with pursed lips." [bughead]

It's all fun and games until someone falls in love.

Danny ends up in Gotham while on the run from his family and the GIW. He's on his own. Until a chance encounter where the Joker ends up dead and he ends up with a family. TLDR: Danny punches the Joker into traffic accidentally killing him and ends up part of the Batfamily as a result (Will be multiple chapters but ao3 won't let me say 1/? Until chapter 2)