The Sexual Education of Harry Potter

She was always watching him. From beneath the cover of the water, or from behind a rock a ways from the shore, she would find herself lurking behind the waves and sneaking surreptitious glances whenever she could.

Post War, The Head of Ravenclaw has to pay off a bet she made to the Head of Gryffindor, and she's looking forward to it!

Park Jimin is hellbent on celebrating a breakup with his cheating ex while juggling his final semester at university. What he didn't expect was a one-night stand with Jeon Jeongguk, a successful CEO much older than Jimin with no interest in a relationship but much to offer.

“Get on the bed, sensei, it’s time for me to fuck you now,” Satoru hums. “I won’t tell my dad, you’ll get to keep your job, and all will be forgiven.” Suguru hesitantly asks, “You won’t do this to me again?” “Haahaa,” shrewd laughter escapes from Satoru in reply. He runs a hand up his hair, flashing him a cocky smile that knows his dick is just as big as his ego. “Sure.” Or, rich entitled brat Gojo Satoru is pissed he got a zero on his essay. So he threatens to have his home tutor Geto Suguru fired, unless he lets Satoru fuck him.

In 2021, Earth was ravaged by an unknown genetic anomaly that targeted humanity. While it wasn't terminal, it did have one devastating consequence; it left humanity as a whole, sterile. With millions of people dying every year and their numbers dwindling, humanity became desperate for a cure of any kind. After years of research and experimental, genetic alterations, humanity regained the ability to reproduce, though at the cost of their previous definitions of gender. So was created, the Omegaverse. Now, almost a hundred and sixty years past that point, the world is still trying to parse out their new designations and roles. So much of what was done in desperation is still being discovered and controlled, quantified and labelled. With almost two-thirds of Earth's population gone since then, and with an entirely new form of gender type, how will the Alphas, Betas and Omegas carve their places in society? And what will this mean for two men in particular who are still struggling with their pre-determined fates, Kaidan and Shepard? Now with art! By... ME!

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Set at the end of 11x23/beginning of 12x1. John Winchester has returned to the world. Brought back to life by Amara, he is eager to forge a relationship with his sons again and pick up where they left off, but something is standing in his way: the angel, Castiel. John takes an instant and violent dislike to Castiel and begins to slowly force him out of his sons' lives. But his hatred begins to mingle with fascination, and before he knows it he's drawn to the enigmatic angel and drags Cas down into a cycle of dark violence and twisted abuse.

Our favorite chocobros are living the domestic life with their kids.

It started out as Stiles desperately needing to learn how to do it, for his dad, for himself, for their continued and impressive evasion of death. He knew it wouldn't be easy. It would harbor challenges and obstacles and strife. But it had to be done. He had to learn how to cook. And that’s how he met Scott.

Harry's brother, Connor, is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has dedicated himself to protecting him, remaining a normal, ordinary boy. Sadly, some people aren't content to leave Harry hidden in the shadows.

When Harry resigns from the Aurors and returns to Hogwarts to teach, he doesn't expect to end up deeper in the hunt for the renegade Lucius Malfoy than before. (Started before HBP and therefore ignores pretty much everything in that book.)

Clint and Phil spend a relaxing afternoon at home in late December.

Stiles has always had a crush on Lydia, but knows- for better or worse- that she's out of his league. But with Jackson gone off to London, and their Senior year about to begin, Lydia is single for the first time since middle school, and she is spending (and enjoying) time with Stiles. When a secret that threatens this new friendship is revealed, our favourite sidekicks-turned-heroes will have to confront their own emotions and figure out what it means for their future together as friends-- or maybe even more. This story is slightly AU, as it disregards anything after 3A.

They set out on the very, very mutual basis of knowing exactly how much they mean to each other, down under Emily's intermittent and overwhelming self-denial and Ali being always the one who reaches out and gives and encourages Emily to take.

“Why? You eat on the couch all the time,” Mac mumbled, pouting his bottom lip and staring at Dennis, who was standing just over the kitchen threshold. “You're just mad ‘cause it gets your dick hard.”

Team Voltron, now that they have Shiro back, go to Lotor to plan the final fight. Set way after The Blue in the Black. Like, this is within the last five parts of this series. Full title: It's hard to be diplomatic when you and the person you're supposed to be planning with keep flirting

Will Graham isn't exactly going to therapy, and Hannibal Lecter isn't exactly his psychiatrist, which is probably why when their conversations turn to unorthodox topics neither of them are entirely guilty about it.Will Graham is stressed, and Hannibal Lecter--as Will's friend--wants nothing more than to help.

Dean has had a crush on Castiel since freshman year. They're just weeks away from graduating, and he finally gets the courage up to ask him out.

"It’s normal. Spending every waking second watching Hale is normal. In many ways, Hale is his whole universe: tracking his movements, waiting for what he does next, wondering what he’s thinking. The only outside stimulation he gets otherwise is the shower visits, and even then it’s only when Chris is the one taking him that he gets any engagement. Stiles knows Hale like he knows the water pipe. The sixty two bars that line the side of their cage. Like the minute of cold water that hits Stiles’ skin before the heat finally comes in the shower block. " Held in an Argent facility, never knowing who he can trust, Stiles pays for his survival with the only currency he has.

Luffy had just been trying to get home when his car had broken down. Help comes in the form of Trafalgar Law and Luffy probably would have forgotten him if he didn't keep running into him.

This was Albus's secret, and Severus shared it now.

The Underdark is filled with mushrooms. Mushrooms that explode. Mushrooms that choke you with noxious fumes. Mushrooms that...send you spiraling into an insatiable heat? Well. It wasn't Astarion's fault that he had fallen into a patch of said fungi. But at least the selfless druid was there to help.

Newt and Hermann blunder their way through 3 Shatterdomes' worth of arguments, tensions and misgivings. The PPDC is a bag of dicks, the Earth has a chronic illness, and time stops for no man. Or something. From one cranky disabled scientist to another: I detest you, but nobody else understands about the shower chair.

From Tumblr: Thorin and Bilbo have a son (original!character) This son is in love for the first time... They have to talk to him about, well, sex. Their son is embarrassed because he has already had sex but they don't know... and, well, they will discover it. And they will discover that... he has had sex with a male and he really likes him. Bonus for Protective!Thorin.