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The Perils of a Teenage Libido
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The Perils of a Teenage Libido

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A collection of one-shots, short series, and otherwise unrelated stories to the already too-many series I have running. Tags will be updated as chapters are added. Chapters may or may not exist in the same Universe and/or timeline. One or more of the main HP crew (Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny) are the main character in every chapter.
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