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Boyfriend Tax

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Hermione Granger pays her "boyfriend tax" to one of her best friends, just not in galleons.
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The Three Broomsticks was lively with chatter, the air warm from the cozy fire and the laughter of patrons. At their usual corner table, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco sat with their drinks, enjoying their weekly outing. Harry leaned back in his chair, sighing as he swirled the remnants of h
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