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The Peter Parker Rulebook for Dummies
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The Peter Parker Rulebook for Dummies

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Dropping the books on the table, Tony sighed, "Okay, pass these around. They are important." Flipping through his copy, Sam's head was filled with questions. What the fuck? "Tony, what is this?" Waving a hand, Tony turns to the hologram presenting the words, 'Peter Parker Rulebook for dummies'. He said, "What is says on the tin. Pepper and I are leaving in a few minutes and Happy and May are off frolicking and doing things that I refuse to think about. As such, you, the Avengers, will be tasked with the important mission of handling Peter Parker." or: Tony Stark has a guidebook to Peter Parker. Here are the first 100 rules.
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Here's the thing: if there's one thing that Tony Stark is insanely protective over, it's his precious son, Peter Parker. Peter Parker was chaos incarnate and it takes a LOT just to get a handle on the child. Normally, he was fine. It's just that Peter could hold a grudge. And though Tony didn't kno
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