Care and Feeding

...in those early years, when Crowley would slide a hand between his legs for some relief, the scenes in his mind showed an Aziraphale who gave Crowley what he wanted, yes, but gave it as a favour. As a punishment. That Aziraphale would be mocking, almost bored, as he bent Crowley over a bed or put him on his knees. Poor excuse for a demon, he’d sneer. Look at how desperate you are. Ridiculous. Is this what you wanted? And Crowley would take it, take it gratefully, penance and pleasure both. His desire satisfied by its own consequence.

She already knows Quinn Fabray is more than just a pretty face; she just didn't know it would take a few lifetimes to find out how much more. Post-canon!AU divergence.

"You said you'd stop deducing my sexual preferences."

A ridiculous little vignette in which Darcy Lewis is originally from Night Vale and discusses the topic of tentacles with Jane Foster. Not as creepy as it sounds. Well, maybe a little.

When the Hulk and Clint are injured on a mission, Bruce and Thor ruminate on mortality

AU : Ashlyn Harris is an office manager in a Jeep dealership and a recent college grad. She is focused on working her way up the ladder and dreams of owning her own business one day and becoming a success. She has internal battles, secrets, and has all but given up on finding love. Ali Krieger is a successful finance manager who finds herself working in the same dealership as Ashlyn. She has achieved success at an early age and some would call her ruthless. Ali is career oriented and has set major goals that she would like to reach in the next few years. Both are growing tired of coming home to an empty bed at night, but a relationship is the furthest thing from either's mind. Then one day in September of 2001 changes everything.

Not-So-Local Ex-Dancer Upsets Coworkers by Failing to Communicate with Celebrity Castmate, details at eleven. //Yuuri just wants to retire already.

Law and Luffy made a mistake while drunk at a party, and they were left to deal with the consequences. Five years later and Luffy's a well known up and coming streamer while Law works a residence at the hospital. They do their best to raise their four year old son, keeping quiet about it to most of the people in their lives. Once people realized how young they were, they were quick to judge and they'd wanted to keep Chopper away from it. However, with one wrong move during a stream, the perfect image Luffy had built up starts to fall away and they're forced to come to terms with letting other people in their lives.

All the angels have fallen from heaven at Metatron's hand, but now they've also disappeared off the face of the earth. Only Castiel and, mysteriously, Balthazar remain, all but human and at the side of the Winchesters. The angels' disappearance is haunting, but in the mean time monsters are still killing people and hunts are still at hand. When a suspicious case brings everyone face to face with the FBI, Will Graham learns more than he bargained for. But, in the end, he might be the key to something larger.

Kankri Vantas is an upstanding young college student, forced to work at a strip club, and... Alright, stop me if you've heard this one before. No one has ever been able to peek under his mask, to see the true boy behind those devilish hips. No one. Until this bastard shows up, and discovers the truth. Kankri Vantas, captain of he debate team, tightass #1, is most definitely not who he appears to be. And that only seems to attract our resident rich boy asshole even more.

What happens in the closet doesn't necessarily stay in the closet, which one Kozmotis Pitchiner is about to find out. A one-shot in which Jackson Overland Frost, the school's swim team champ, and Kozmotis Pitchiner, the school nerd, learn some interesting things about one another.

What happens when the Feminist and Woke™ Noora finds –a blindfolded and tied up – Isak calling Even ‘daddy’?

Darcy is feeling a bit under the weather.

"I'm in control," Steve snaps, and it's the worst-case scenario: Bruce can see green beginning to creep up the side of his neck, the color breaking out over his skin like a rash, an ugly, awful rash, and he never wanted to see this. Not this close, and never from the outside.

What can you do when in the heat of battle, you're badly injury, on the verge of unconsciousness, and then comforted by the enemy? And what can you do if they ask for a "Thank you"?

The swingset groaned a little as Tamayo swung back and forth, feet kicking out and tucking back in with the movements of the swing. Misaki’s sweet, childish voice reached her ears as she soared up above the grassy ground of the playground. The other girl was pushing the roundabout round and round, but slowly, not in the all-out mad rush Tamayo preferred. She was taking careful skipping steps and singing a nursery rhyme to softly herself. “Dragonfly, dragonfly,” she sang, “fly over the pool. Dragonfly, dragonfly, catch me a fool. Dragonfly, dragonfly…” “Hey, Misakichi?” Tamayo called, dragging her feet on the ground to slow the swing. “Do you think we’re getting a little old for the playground?”

There aren't a lot of jobs that an 18-year-old high school dropout is qualified for, especially if he's trying to make rent and help get his band off the ground.

It’s a cold night in October when one of the worst nightmares hits Andrew. He could’ve sworn they were getting at least a little better, that he was used to the weight of someone else in the bed with him, that he liked having Neil there to fall asleep with, that he knew he was safe with someone else there, no one was going to hurt him, least of all Neil. Apparently, his subconscious doesn’t fucking care.

After a shocking ending to the battle with Nero, Jim is left alone and afraid. His crew is dispersed, his best friends think he's gone insane and his First Officer is suddenly a stranger. Will he be able to convince everyone of the truth, or will he drown just when Spock needs him most?

What if Jyn walked away from Scarif? What if the rebellion excommunicated her? What if Cassian Andor let her escape? Jyn on the run, Bohdi Rook imprisoned, Chirrut and Baze in the wind…things didn’t go as Cassian Andor planned and now he must reassemble the Rogue One crew. But will Jyn even want to come back to fight the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known? “In a kinder universe, she would have walked away from Scarif. I cannot imagine who she would have become, but I think she would have been extraordinary.”

Rin and Haru are interrupted by Nitori in the middle of some steamy action. Nitori runs away from the sight, clearly confused and hurt. What will Haruka and Rin do to make Nitori feel better?

To keep the peace, Stiles agrees to be emissary to the Hale pack.