It’s been three years since Goolding. The Party’s up the proverbial in a leaking canoe. In a time of crisis where else can it turn but to its own self-raising Lazarus?

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“Have you seen the papers?” “Why would I read the fucking newspapers?” Ashen and gaunt, the Director of Communications to the party of what felt like perpetual opposition raised his head from his paper-strewn desk, knocked back the dregs of his drink and scowled at his titular boss. The Right Honou

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