A Prank for the Season

It shouldn’t have been possible. None of this should have been possible and he was terrified. He wasn’t cut out to be a father. No child should have to claim the same DNA but it was too late.

❝ …We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished. ❞In which Kuroo is a single father, and Kenma gets a little more than he bargained for.

Eren; a loving puppy full of life and hope. When Erwin gives him to Levi disguised as a birthday present, how is Levi going to cope taking care of a walking disaster?

Steve has been on edge trying to find Bucky ever since he escaped HYDRA. Once the Avengers manage to find him and keep him in the tower he is willing to do almost anything to see him again. When Fury reveals to Steve what Bucky had been carrying around with him all this time, Steve finally begins to feel hope.

A typical day in the life of Iwaizumi, Oikawa and Kageyama. Or, perhaps not.

A Soulmate AU Hancock never thought he would find his soulmate. Once a common occurrence, soulmates turned into a bit of a rarity after the bombs dropped. It was to be expected when there was an influx of people getting shot in the face on a daily basis. So when Hancock discovered that he had a soulmate he was ecstatic; all of the people in the Commonwealth, and he was one of the lucky few. Too bad his soulmate didn't want anything to do with him. / When she thought for sure she was going to die too, the pain stopped – and then there was nothing. Nothing but the emptiness. Nothing but the grief. Half of her soul was suddenly gone forever. She was dropped in the middle of the ocean, drifting among the waves with no land in sight. Then just as suddenly she had been cast adrift, she found land. The hole was filled the moment it had been created. As she gripped Nate’s vault suit and begged him to open his eyes, Nora found herself battling with the horrifying realization that she had another soulmate; that some stranger had taken Nate's place. / Slow-ish burn, Sorta enemies to idiots in love. Edits and rewrites on older chapters done in 2024.

Sampling a new compound has never, ever caused Arthur to do anything as rash as waking up and declaring, "Your lips were made for fellatio."

"Do you miss him?" "Miss him? God, what do you think? Besides, isn't it normal to miss a friend? He has been away for two years, ya' know?" "That's not what I mean." "I know it's not." The one where Yoongi and Hoseok ended on a sort of abrupt note of (almost) confession before Hoseok had to leave for Japan for two years. Hoseok gives Yoongi a homely surprise.

‘This is my life and this is my body, and I want to live it the way I want, share it with the person I decide.’

It's not that Cassian and Jyn forgot to get married. It's just that they… kind of forgot to get married. Or, the one where the war ends, taking all of Cassian and Jyn's excuses with it.

After a funny accident that led Lucifer to know of future events before Charlie called for his help to get into Heaven, he must make the choice of continuing the story as it is or pursuing through a different path all together. Oh, and Alastor sucks! Yeah, he should tone down with all those angel pickup lines.

Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.

Five universes where Sherlock is not human, but certain other things remain the same, in five 221bs. Time, God, Machine, Monster, Space

As the Kaiju War rages on, the fall of two Jaegers leaves their surviving pilots alone and devastated. Obi-Wan Kenobi is suicidal, Anakin Skywalker is homicidal, and the Powers that Be can do nothing but hope the pair will balance each other out before they lose two of their best pilots to their vices.

Jason Todd doesn't need a friend. Unfortunately, Tim Drake is friend-shaped. He is also a nosy stalker who loves to talk.

Tony has come to enjoy a drink after a fight. The fact that Loki, Avenger on retainer, shares this habit means nothing. Clad in torn leather garments, Loki doesn’t look like a work of art as he pours the scotch into a glass, and Tony certainly doesn’t feel his pants grow tight when the god proceeds to mix its content with a finger, sending his thoughts spiraling down the gutter. A shared habit means nothing. Green eyes lock with his. “Is there something on your mind, Stark?”

Louis is Liam's cousin but at home Louis isn't really being the boy he's supposed to be. SO his parents decide to send Louis to his cousin to live there for a while. Liam is a footballplayer but what happens when Liam and Louis are on a bunfire with Liams team, and their rivals 'the cheshire boys' burst into their party.

Luffy gasps delightedly, head wiping around to stare up at Whitebeard with wide, excited eyes. “Ace tried to kill you too?!” he shouts. Behind him, the party doesn’t necessarily stop so much as pause, focusing in on the growing spectacle before them. Oblivious, Luffy continues on. “How long?” Whitebeard looks down at the young pirate captain that’s practically vibrating in place. Then he looks to the blond revolutionary that is also staring up at him, gaze considering and keen. Then to his second division commander who now has his face in his hands, ears red where they poke out of his hair. Finally, he glances at the rest of his children, out of loop and confused, yet intrigued, nonetheless.......Or, Ace dies (of embarrassment), Sabo is the dramatic middle child, Luffy is having a blast, and everyone else is just along for the ride.-OR, The family reunion fic that Oda was too much of a coward to give us.

Phillip Hamilton didn't expect to become a Ghost. He didn't expect to die, yet here he was. He didn't expect to be attached to his pocket watch, and lost in time after his mothers' passing due to someone stealing the watch and selling him. He didn't expect to be worth 15 bucks at a flea market in North Carolina. He didn't expect his watch landing in your hands. He didn't expect for you to see him, and he didn't expect everything that followed.

Prompto's parents are not around much, and when his dad does come home Prompto dreads it. Prompto tries to hide what's happening to him from Noctis, but when his Dad goes so far Prompto might have to break down and accept help from others, for his safety and theirs.

They were partners. Ego had even called Isagi the best for Rin – his existence the most ideal for him. It sounded like bullshit when he reflected back on it but in the end, he slowly realized the truth in Ego’s words.

McCoy knew being a doctor on a college campus would be different but he didn't expect to have to face down so many lovestruck students all chasing after an apparent modern day Casanova in the form of "Professor Kirk".

"Still haven't figured out who it is, Haz?" Niall asks, sounding slightly apologetic. Harry huffs, wiping down the counter with a white towel even though it's perfectly clean. "It's driving me crazy," he whines. "It shouldn't be this hard, you know?" Or: the one where Harry's been getting five pound notes folded into the shape of a heart for tips.