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Merlin would have expected his magic would be revealed in some epic life or death scenario.Not for something so mundane. “You know what. Yes. I do confess I have magic.”, Merlin said. And suddenly the room was silent. Honestly, why were they surprised? He was just condemned to death for sorcery.[...]"No. Gaius didn't know.. [....] In fact, I've been very careful hiding my secret from all of you. [...]Which is why this is the stupidest thing I have EVER heard!”, Merlin shook of the knights hand, as he stepped forward to the king. Like a mad man. To be fair, he was a little mad. “Burned... for heating tea.”, Merlin shook his head.[...] "How fucked up is that?!" Alternatively: what if Merlin was actually condemned to be executed but just decided to -not let them do that.
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Merlin had always expected to be found out. After all, he used magic frequently. Not that he had much of a choice, really. With his magic being a part of him as much as his lungs were. So, when he was lead to the throne room, in front of Uther Pendragon, he was hardly surprised. Instead, he was fra
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