Of Shampoo and Fruit Flies

The reader is injured by a wendigo. She goes back to the hotel where Sam is. Her injuries are in an awkward place. Mentions of said awkward place, but nothing happens.

It's weird. It should not be weird, Castiel thinks. He and Dean have been engaging in their… business transactions for well over a year.

After the war was over, Princess Zelda decided that you would be married to a foreign ruler despite already being engaged to Prince Sidon of the Zoras.

In the middle of remodeling their old apartment, Mac realizes he won't need his old room anymore, which only means he can finally have his private gym... and what a better way to congratulate himself for his great idea than with a heavy work out session.

At the end of the episode "The Big Four", Hastings and Poirot have unfinished business to discuss. Not too spoilery.

“I don’t need a savior, Hanguang-jun. I appreciate your kind deed of the day, as misguided as it was. But like I said, I can make do for myself, you know? But as a dear friend, I thank you for the offer. Wait- we’re friends right? Can I call us that?” Friends. Lan Zhan had no intentions of being a friend. He won’t allow the blow to stress his heart. His alpha knew Wei Ying was meant to his omega-- the one to create a household with, the one to raise A-Yuan with, the one to cherish all of his days, his bride, his wife, his mate. A connection unmatched, unmistaken. Wei Ying did not recognize it yet. But friendliness was foundational in a long-lasting marriage and in a long-lasting marriage, compromise was needed. So he agreed. Lan Zhan believed “friends” would be the first of many titles Wei Ying will have for him in their lifetime together. The rest will come in due time.

Castiel really should have known better than to have a relationship with Crowley. He might have been Castiel's most prominent client, but he was secretive and controlling. Castiel shouldn't have tumbled into bed with him in the first place. That way he would never have gotten pregnant, he would never have had to rush to hospital in the middle of the night and then he would never, ever have met Dean Winchester. For a taxi-driver that only had the vaguest of qualifications though, he was, well, possibly the best thing that could have happened to Castiel at that point. He'd driven Castiel to the hospital the night he'd given birth, alone and still fuming at Crowley's betrayal, and had stayed. Dean had even driven him home, had returned later with Castiel's missing wallet and then, somehow, managed to form a bond with the baby that rivalled Castiel's own. As babysitters go, Castiel couldn't really find anyone better, despite Dean's charming smiles and winks in his direction. But now as Castiel tries to get his life back on track and settle down with a better father-figure for his son, is Dean going to prove to be more a help or a hindrance?

Punk!Percy drabble series. Themes mostly centered around romance and humor. Percy/Annabeth

Vincent is a dick and shows up for Scott's night shift. It gets weird.

Yuuri actually doesn't know much about Victor's friends, but he's determined to find out, starting with Christophe. Please see the new chaptered posting of this AU for updates!

Bucky has been made an omega by Hydra. Steve becomes his alpha when he gets him back and does his best to reassure him. But bucky needs something more to be assured he belongs to Steve - he needs to be properly scent marked.

Derek let his feet move him forward to look at the wolves. There were 8 of them, each paired off. He noticed that most of them were wearing lacrosse jerseys with the names of the pack on them. There was one for Isaac, Jackson, Scott, Boyd and of course Stiles. Scott's wolf also had red googly eyes glued onto it. There was another wolf with cat ears, one with a leather jacket and black paint spattered all around it, and the last one, in the very front of all of the other wolves, was the one with a leather jacket and a red clown nose. “I'm best known for vomiting black. Awesome.” aka the one where Derek and Cora decide it's time to come back to Beacon Hills, and just in time for Christmas too. Derek learns what being home really means.

Charles just wants to get through the weeks of Spring heat. Only life has other plans, especially with he meets a poor omega who can't find anyone else around. What comes next is a story of highs and lows as well as some self-actualization.

Professor Snape corners Harry late at night in the library to force his Valentine's Day present on the brat.

Betty knows she has gotten over Archie, since her last pang of jealousy was from when Archie and Veronica did whatever they did in the closet.At least she thought she was over it, until Archie told her that Veronica helped him wrap his wrist. At the thought of Ronnie helping him, Betty felt jealous once again.Betty thought about bringing it us with Veronica, but for some reason decided against it.Betty gets the girl

[NL/HP] - CANON COMPLIANT EXCEPT EPILOGUE. Harry does not let go of the Hallows. Months after the war, he hears something not meant for his ears. With the help of the man who was honest and the one who died for him, Harry and trusted few plan to change to course of time wherein they find true love and friendship. Dumble, Ginny, Ron, Hermoine, Molly - Bashing

Draco’s trial is over, and Harry remembers almost everything.

"You can hate me all you want, a lot of people do, believe it or not. But leave Yoongi alone, he," his words fall short, and his overall expression softens into something unnameable, "He's done a lot for me. More than any person has ever done for me." (Or: Yoongi's an attorney, Jeongguk's a petty thief, and the two meet under questionable circumstances).

Set shortly after the end of my story, Conspiracy. Palaven is once more under the control of the turians. However, not all of them have been returned home. Shepard and Vakarian aim to rectify that. Rated M for language, violence and mature situations.

Satoru Gojo is the worst kind of teenager—the kind who has never been told "no" before. Toji Fushiguro is not a good man. He's a murderer with a gambling addiction who fucks omegas to get a free babysitter for a kid he never sees. When he gets a job offer as a "bodyguard" to the most powerful sorcerer in the world, he knows the offer is too good for trash like him. What he doesn't know is why the overpowered omega is insistent on ruining his life for him.

His face turned deadly serious. "You simply have to name it."

Post-Dark World! WARNING! SPOILERS! || “Why did you come to me now, after all these months?” Thor asked, his voice hoarse and trembling. He wanted to say many things to Loki; words of love and of anger burned on the tip of his tongue, but this was what truly mattered: If Loki expected him to merely throw him back into the dungeons, why had he come?Loki looked surprised. “Thor, Thor, Thor… finally beginning to ask the right questions.” He commented and flashed a short grin. “I’m impressed.”

A lazy Sunday in bed with Oliver and Felicity should be everything Tommy wants, except, he wants more. Tommy hopes he can give them the proper incentives to take the next step in their relationship.

Professor Katrina Rosier is everything to him. David sees her as perfect. She is perfect to him. During their time aboard Prometheus, they fall in love for the first time.

After Derek and Cora return to Beacon Hills, it seems like Cora has Stiles over every day. Derek doesn't understand why that bothers him as much as it does, why it gets under his skin and eats its way into his guts. He also doesn't really notice that something's wrong, until it's already getting better.

Sequel to "The Third Guest". Sherlock deals with the changes around him the only way he knows how: by safely insulating every aspect of his life into separate compartments and locking them away in his mind palace when he needs to. Unfortunately for him, Molly has never been afraid of opening closets where skeletons might lurk.