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(Un)life seems pretty good for Phoenix Wright, recently made vampire. Miles is his boyfriend, Franziska no longer wants to kill him, and he's finally getting a handle on the "vampire-superpowers" thing. Kinda. It's a work in progress. It would be perfect if he could just get Miles into bed... or at least get the prosecutor to stop acting so weird... or if he could figure out what his murderous vampiric sire is plotting out there in the dark... There will be snark. There will be horrible misunderstandings. There will be sex. There will be blood.

When Iris Rouse's warlock-human trafficking ring was brought down and he had rescued the young warlock, Madzie, from Valentine's clutches, Magnus was faced with a difficult choice. What to do with a girl with so much hurt and so much fear, yet with so much power at her beck and call? No one seemed fit to take her but himself and yet was he ready for such an undertaking? Was Alec? Magnus has to come to a decision soon but whatever his choice, it would affect three lives in ways he could not anticipate.

He stood in rooms where people walked through him. He stared straight into the eyes of those he'd loved most and they stared blankly back, like he wasn't there at all. Because he wasn't. Not really. Nobody could see him until one day, quite suddenly, somebody could.

Steve's standing right there, but Danny can't reach him.

Arthur, in a drunken rambling, accidentally admits his feelings towards Alfred. However, he remembers nothing of it in the morning, and Alfred is acting too strange for him to ask. What will happen when Arthur finally works up the nerve to ask? Will Alfred return his feelings? Or is Arthur just going to submit himself to another night of senseless drinking? ((Rating for one very intense kiss. Will probably be smut in later chapters. If you feel I need to make this mature instead of teen, please just tell me.))

Eren can fill the bathtub with his blood twice before he passes out.

After 17 years, Coraline has forgotten about the Other Mother. After 17 years, the Other Mother has forgotten everything but Coraline. Join familiar faces like Mr. B, Miss Spink, and Wybie Lovat, and meet new zany characters such as Smith and Wesson. Written in the same style as the original book, this sequel will make you remember everything you loved about Coraline.

They hadn’t even been on the surface two weeks when Frisk declared they wanted to take a road trip. They wouldn’t say why. They wouldn’t say where to exactly, either. Just that it was apparently quite far away from Mt. Ebott, and that there would be plenty of interesting sights along the way. “I know the way,” they said, and they sounded confident enough that their friends couldn’t help but believe them."----------Written for doodleimprovement on tumblr as part of the 2016 Undertale Secret Santa. The prompt was: "family feels and Dunkle Sans." When Frisk proposes a road trip to show their new friends the sights on the surface, there's almost not enough room in Papyrus' new car to fit them all. Still, the surface proves to be a very interesting place. especially when you tour it with good friends by your side. And if Frisk has an ulterior motive for this roadtrip, well, it's not like the monsters don't owe the kid a few favors. When that ulterior motive involves a confrontation with the parents Frisk left behind to fall, Sans in particular is surprised to realize just how important this kid has come to be to them all.

A young woman meets a handsome stranger in her village. Little does she know it is Smaug in human form. He transforms into his true form and abducts her, taking her back to his mountain to eat her against her will. (Cross-listed on FF.net)

WARNINGThis piece of writing was originally a vent piece, meaning it deals with intense emotional concepts and feelings. Feel free to read, but there are mentions of suicidal thoughts/behaviors, and general unhappiness. It does get sweeter at the end, but if you don't handle suicide mentions or heavy emotions very well I wouldn't recommend it.******************* Alexander Lightwood has hit his breaking point and is almost ready to go

Thor finds out that while he's been sick, Loki has been sleeping with clones. Loki gives Thor one to sleep with, only to become envious of the way Thor treated it.

“That’s impossible,” Tobirama spat. “That wound was fatal. Not even our best healers would have been able to save him.” “Then it is very fortunate for you, Tobirama,” Madara said slowly, dangerously, “that I did not call for help from one of your healers.” Once again there was a pause of silence. “The Uchiha are not known for their healing abilities,” Hashirama finally said. “No, they are not,” Madara agreed easily enough. “Thankfully, the world has all kinds of people in it.” A small smile pulled at Sakura’s lips as she thought back to the day she’d said those very same words to him.

13-year-old Louis likes 15-year-old Harry and there's kisses.

Jason has held a flame for his friend Nico for a long time, and when he hears Nico moaning his name in his sleep he can't resist himself any longer...

Graves was not a good man. Not really even a nice one. He had seen, lived things no man should ever see or live. It was with this justification that he allowed such beauty in his life, crept down to Credence’s bedroom at night, peeked in to see his pale face, his blankets, thrown back in the hot New York August, his sleep shirt, crinkled and accidentally shifted to reveal his soft, pretty cock. He was only looking.*Credence is beautiful, and oblivious. Graves is increasingly desperate, and starts visiting Credence at night.

He didn’t really know what he was getting into, you told him he didn’t have to, but he wanted to. Zenyatta, your sweet omnic boyfriend has downloaded an “Alpha rut” file.(Keep in mind that omnic/human couples are cannon and you better believe they would have "up-grades" for more intimate couples lol)

Darcy Lewis was the Avengers' best kept secret. Over the years she has been more involved with the heroes and their shenanigans than the world has been led to believe. She just was always in the shadows. She preferred it that way. But she preferred her giant, crazy family all together again even more, especially since she received the all-clear from the big one in charge. So that's why nearly three months after the disaster of the Accords, Helmut Zemo's crazy, revenge-driven cousin wants to talk to Steve Rogers and Co. face to face.

Because Snow knows, of course she does, she has put two and two together a long time ago. “May I share a piece of family wisdom with you?”

In which Nursey texts SMH group chat accidentally, and chaos breaks free--"WP: that was decidedly unchill" "BK: that's... seriously fucked up. " "DN: it's alright bits EB: not really DN: no, not really"

The year was going just fine for the Marauders, until Harry Potter crashed landed in the Great Hall. No one expected the havoc the teen would wreak whilst there, there really is no such thing as a 'typical year at Hogwarts' in any decade. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC

Draco lost his home and the only society he knew after the war. He ended up living in the muggle world, making new friends and new connections and maybe some sort of peace. Even if that peace was usually found at the bottom of a bottle. It was enough for him. He was content to just exist.Then Harry Potter decided to ruin everything.

Michael flies to greet his long lost brother Lucifer as he exits the cage. Their punishment fuels revenge and they band together immediately to destroy the world their father chose over them. Their act of free will limits God's ability to intervene, however, there is the perfect person for the job; The Righteous Man Dean Winchester. His new angelic powers comes at a great cost to Dean, who is at risk of losing himself to the darkness of Hell once again. Can Dean find the power within to complete his destiny and stop the Apocalypse? “You are the perfect hybrid of Heaven, Earth, and Hell. All acquired by an act of Free Will Dean Winchester. It is prophesied that the Righteous Man will start and end the Apocalypse. He will need a shield and a sword for battle that is more power than anything man can forge.” ** THIS STORY IS BEING PICKED BACK UP! and undergoing revisions please bare with me! ** --cas

When Dick reveals to Jason that he's not actually related to any of them, Jason tries to figure out why the older man was never adopted. Maybe he should have just left it alone.