Poisoned Dates

“There's really no way to make this not awkward," the boy muses, peering over the edge of the bridge with an amused tone to his voice that Keith can't even begin to understand, much less tolerate. "Jumping at the same time is a little too Romeo and Juliet for me, especially for a guy I just met. Double suicide isn’t really a first date kind of thing, you know? So that won't do.” “You could fuck off and find a different bridge. I don’t really care about what you planned, I got here first this morning.” The boy taps his fingers contemplatively against the railing for another moment before looking up, eyes bright, like he’s had some kind of breakthrough. He straightens up very seriously and holds out a clenched fist in Keith’s direction. “Rock paper scissors.” “Oh my fucking god.” -- OR: Two suicidal college students meet on a bridge. What happens next will warm your heart.

"You’re in love with him," she says in his ear, joining him where he stands in the doorway of the kitchen. Dean jumps, startled, and Mary’s hand closes over his shoulder in a tight squeeze. He squeezes back automatically before frowning. "I am not in love with him,” he whispers hotly. “That’s ridiculous, Mom.”

"It's a war, you know. Top student in your class and Muggle-born? You're in the draft, boy." "... Have you heard of conscientious objection?" Dirk Cresswell, fresh out of Hogwarts, playing Muggle music in a goblin bar and dodging the Order of the Phoenix. If only he didn't have Sirius Black as a flat neighbor and a terrible crush on Marlene McKinnon.

Jack is going through a very rough patch. A very rough patch... this time there are trolls involved. Bunny is also going through a rough patch, and where did this blizzard even come from? He's also of the opinion that trolls are really annoying and he hates bullies. This is what happens when their paths cross.

Kyle hasn't seen Cartman for years, not since the day he confessed something ludicrous. But he's back with a child in tow and something in their dynamic has suddenly shifted. AKA how Kyle got his gay back

The night after Voltron was hit with Haggar's quintessence, Keith disappears. He's still in the castle, but it's been three days since he's been avoiding the paladins' searches, for a reason unknown to them.Perhaps the boy he bonded with can help? a.k.a my love for galra keith + my love for klance = tHIS

Caroline has her first period as a married woman; Klaus is injured by a stupid, magical stake

“He once made me feel alive. He still does. He understood me in a way no one ever had, and I never understood myself as well as I did around him. He wasn't the one who made me feel best, happiest, or safest, but—he made me feel the most.” They survived the fall, and now Hannibal was gone and Will yearned. In a fog of new and old threats, a series of unexplained accidents made Will realize Hannibal might be closer than he hoped.

It's been several months since the Night Howler conspiracy, and Nick and Judy are just starting to become more than partners. But when a drug-fueled brawl at the Lone Digger nightclub turns deadly, discrimination against predators worsens, and Nick begins to wonder if he and Judy could truly work as a couple.

In a fit of revenge, a Lost Boy poisons Henry with dreamshade. Peter heals him with the springs of Neverland and now Henry must remain in Neverland forever. His only problem with it was that he wasn't finding one.

A deeper look into The Sanctuary. Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. Boy has a weird obsession with a baseball bat, promiscuity and the word "fuck". Girl has to find out if she can look past these things. Also, zombies and shit.

“That looks like it came from the Juniors section.” Bucky’s just leaning back against the countertop letting the garish glitter-green t-shirt ride up his midsection, watching Steve knowingly—reading everything Steve’s thinking and shifting his hips wordlessly, idly in response with the smirk in his eyes and not his lips, because Bucky knows that the plush pout of those lips won’t tempt the same way if he lets them quirk upward. Steve, for probably the millionth time since he kissed that stunning mouth, sweet as it’d ever looked, for the first time in 1934—Steve thinks, most likely, that for all the shit out there that’s ever been aiming to end him, from aliens to his own failing body? James Buchanan Barnes is going to be the goddamn death of him. Or: Bucky takes the whole Kiss Me, I'm Irish thing to a new (infuriating, tantalizing) level. (Gift-Fic Extravaganza, 8/25)

Genji Shimada owns the night club Suzume, one of the many fronts that the Shimada faction of the Yakuza used. It was his own personal hunting ground, allowing the playboy to find his pick of partners and it seems like tonight you were his target. But that didn't mean you had to make it easy on the man, a bit of cat and mouse never hurt anyone.

Where was the fault of loving you with my whole heart? AU fix-it fic.

After two years of peace, the notorious highwayman known as the Shadow returns to terrorise the Asgard estate, much to the dismay of its young regent Thor. But what does the thief want with him in particular? Meanwhile, Loki takes a break from his lucrative life of crime to play a little game with an old friend. But is he the cat or the mouse?

"Still haven't figured out who it is, Haz?" Niall asks, sounding slightly apologetic. Harry huffs, wiping down the counter with a white towel even though it's perfectly clean. "It's driving me crazy," he whines. "It shouldn't be this hard, you know?" Or: the one where Harry's been getting five pound notes folded into the shape of a heart for tips.

A flying accident leaves Hiccup and Toothless grounded and unable to fly. Hiccup uses this compulsory down time to work on some of his new inventions.

Eren Jaeger must make a deal with the devil in order to save his village. He sacrifices everything to save his loved ones, but must pay the price of becoming the devil's new toy.

Noctis made a promise, and not just to Gladio, in that middle-of-nowhere hotel. A good man always keeps his promises, as Noctis has been told all his life. The Prince of Lucis likes to think himself a good man.

Every year, on the day of the harvest ritual, the village leaders chose someone at random to be sent up the mountain to be sacrificed to the dragon gods, to ensure that they had a good planting season and a bountiful harvest for the upcoming year. This year, Seonghwa was chosen to be the sacrifice. He wondered what he ever did to deserve a fate like this.

From another prompt: Thirsting for some hurt/comfort.Link is badly injured in a shrine by one of the Guardians. Thankfully Sidon is there to take care of him, giving him something he never expected to have. Words.

Being a maid would be much easier if the cat would just let her do her job. AU - Instead of joining the RFA via random text, MC is hired on as one of the maids assigned to Jumin Han’s penthouse. Nothing else about the setting has changed, the messenger and the RFA still exist, only the MC’s position has been altered.

Adam returns, and somehow ended up in a deal with Lucifer. Yes, he sells his soul and now has to obey by his rules. He misses Lute and would find a way to get back to her, back where he belonged.

Nicky Nichols lands herself a four-year prison sentence for drug addiction and a year-and-a-half later, Lorna Morello lands herself in the same prison with a three year sentence. When things get rough for these two young women, will they lean on each other for support? Nicky/Lorna.