Up Off My Bony Knees

Tony is left stranded in Siberia

Mugen gets some cash and wants laid but he wasn't expecting to buy a flash from the past.

Tumblr prompt: sastiel that starts out as cute domestic fluff but then turns into really smutty smut with bottom!sam?

Petunia knew she should have probably expected this.~We all know how this story begins, but things are different this time. Petunia has no reason to mistreat her nephew. Vernon has always known about magic. Dudley is not spoilt. When Harry shows his first accidental magic after arriving at the Dursleys' Petunia knows that he has to go back to his own world. She knows he needs to know how to control his magic, and that is something she is not equipped to do. So to Gringotts they go, where they find out things someone hid that will change everything.

When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested. After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner. Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission. *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

Saturday in the Marsh-Broflovski household.

Every female in Hermione Granger's family for over 700 years have been soul bound to two men. Find out what happens when Hermione realizes that her soul mates are none other than Professors Severus Snape and Remus Lupin.

They stay that way for a long time, Catra’s face tucked into Adora’s shoulder, Adora gently cradling Catra’s head. Adora is careful not to hug Catra too hard or make her feel restrained, anticipating the moment that Catra will start to pull away — but Catra doesn’t. She hangs on so tightly it hurts, her claws digging through Adora’s jacket and into her back, latching into her like she did when she was a kitten and didn’t know how much her claws could hurt. Adora tries not to wince, tries not to move a single muscle, worried that if she does the spell will break and Catra will struggle away, appalled at having shown weakness. But Catra doesn’t let go. And so neither does Adora.

Steve doesn't know what he's doing here, with Tony. He only knows that he wants.

Keith got a job at Castle Ceramics Studio, firing kilns. Unfortunately he finds the the kilns aren't the only things being fired up when he starts to meet his coworkers. The ceramics AU that my friend and I decided needs to exist. And a reason for Klance to do the Ghost thing with the pottery wheel. Because why not?

It had started as an innocent suggestion, an almost hapless reaction that mingled its way into blissed out pillow talk. How you’d noticed Bucky groaning, hardening even more when you’d tugged on his hair a bit harder than usual, how the guttural moan as your nails had raked down his back had shot straight to your core. Your man, usually so confident and at times even downright cocksure had blushed and shyly confessed it turned him on like it was some terrible secret.

Sousuke is not capable of dancing. He uses his legs to run for his life, not sway. His life has been teeth and fists, an eighteen-hour overtime grind, a bending swoop too close to the edge. He can admit that his life is a dance with the devil, a multitude of missed steps and failures. But he can also admit that it has always been a dance with Rin, adapting to his movements, tripping up and crashing down, building it all back up into an unbreakable love that could only be created when an uncontrollable force like Rin and an immovable wall like Sousuke collided. In which Sousuke tries.

Anon Requested; Can you please do one where Louis twerks for Harry? I just really want to read that man. You can add anything else you want to it. I just really want twerking Louis

Ilya is the submissive ministra partner of the dominant energos Dracen. He tries his best at playing the court game, smiling and bullshitting to the snakes and vultures around them, but one day he can't take it anymore - he explodes at a courtier he particularly hates. He embarrasses his energos in public. Luckily, Dracen's always there to remind him to do better.

So this is a mix of @lordsantiagoaz prompt for Lena and Kara having "donut dates" until Lena just takes a chance. and @spikkels8 prompt for ‘fluffy but smutty’! Hope you guys enjoy! Let me know what you think!

Dumbledore tries to kill both Severus and Harry, however they are mates to each other so his plan back fires on him.

Isak, 17, transferred from Bakka to Nissen. Even, 19, was born in one of the largest crime families. Happy ending for sure and not a lot of angst! Russian translation by яойный кексик: ficbook . net/readfic/5453070

It's bad enough that Kurt even has to take an English class (hello, he's majoring in fashion merchandising, not literature), but things gets infinitely worse when he ends up accidentally hitting on the professor. Never mind that he actually starts falling for him, too.THIS WORK IS UNFINISHED. IT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

Although she and Nino were surprised, Alya understood why Adrien dragged a potentially akumatised Marinette out of the café. What she didn't understand was why he called Marinette 'Bug' and begged her not to make him fight her.

Instead of letting him go, the Guardians capture Pitch. Jack finds himself drawn to their prisoner.

~ Lúthien was not the only offspring of Maia and Elf born in the Elder Days, but Vanimórë's tale was never to be sung in glittering halls. His mother was Elven.His father was Sauron.His birth was accomplished by the blackest sorcery of Morgoth Bauglir. He was forged as a double-edged sword is forged, as lethal and as beautiful.And they tested him to breaking-point. He would not break. "Until the sky breaks and the mountains fall into the Great Sea, and the End cometh, there is no world for us." ~ Vanimórë Gorthaurion. The first of the Dark Prince series, the story of Sauron's son, born to be a weapon, a warrior, a servant of the Dark - or its eternal enemy. ~ First Age to the War of the Ring.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

Various reward fics for completed challenges @ 1_Million_Words community @ LJ