Cough Syrup

The Traveller invites Neuvillette to her teapot for the first time. He should have asked what that entailed. Or, Neuvillette gets railed by multiple genshin men.

Steve is head over heels for the team's benefactor Tony, but he feels terrible for his best friend, Iron Man, who seems to have developed a bit of a crush on him. And now there's a mysterious new hero, Nomad, stalking the streets of New York. An identity porn soap opera.

Greg isn't happy living in a marriage with an unfaithful Sally. But divorce isn't an option when she will most likely take custody of their boys. Then the Holmes brothers got involved.

It's Spirit Day at Beacon Hills high and Scott's eyes are opened to what is right in front of him.

Zayn dates Perrie, and also dates her girlfriend Jade.

Look, it’s not like Frank tries to injure himself, okay? He goes out on stage, he does his thing, and… well. Sometimes accidents just seem to happen.

Finding his happy ending took a series of truck heists, an undercover cop, and a few too many beers.

nick's a sculptor. harry's the son of a senator. a sculpture is commissioned, and the gods do not favour nick. also, harry's sleeping with julius caesar and it's 44 bc.

Seokjin believes that everyone deserves a second chance, which is why he specifically fosters Working class dog hybrids from rough backgrounds. They're good boys, each and every one, and he'll fight for them even when no one else will.

Ginny hasn't answered anyone's calls for two weeks, until Mike finally calls.

Namjoon was smart, intelligent and oh so lovely, but he was also extremely obvious, which meant that he never realised that his two best friends, Seokjin and Jackson were both in love with him, competing about who got to date. So he ended up getting a boyfriend, problem was that that boyfriend was neither of them, which meant extreme times requires extreme meassures... Those measures are fake dating so Namjoon would wan to date atleast one of them!

“There’s nobody here”, Viktor encouraged, a low-stuttered voice breathy in Yuuri’s ear. “But what if somebody comes past?” Yuuri asked, craning his head around. “Yuuri, every time we’ve been here we’ve been alone… nobody seems to come here at this time but us.”

Bilbo catches Fili talking to himself. Bofur tells Bilbo a story about how Fili's late younger brother haunts Thorin's family. They say the dead Kili still whispers Fili's ear from the realm of death, protecting his brother from sickness and goblin arrows but leaving Fili's life plagued by rumours of madness. And then Bilbo puts on the ring and learns that like all the scariest stories it is, of course, entirely true.

When Iris Rouse's warlock-human trafficking ring was brought down and he had rescued the young warlock, Madzie, from Valentine's clutches, Magnus was faced with a difficult choice. What to do with a girl with so much hurt and so much fear, yet with so much power at her beck and call? No one seemed fit to take her but himself and yet was he ready for such an undertaking? Was Alec? Magnus has to come to a decision soon but whatever his choice, it would affect three lives in ways he could not anticipate.

There are those who get what they want and those who get what they deserve, and in getting what he wants, Naraku unwittingly ensures that he'll get what he deserves. Kagome is going to be sure of that. A Dark!Kagome fic.

Zuri looks almost hilariously unimpressed at T’Challa’s latest misadventure, “you summoned a demon from another religion to bring your father back to life?” Zuri asks, slowly growing louder as he continued speaking. “Yes. And I outsmarted him too,” T’Challa says, looking impressed with himself.

How about tony having that one kink that is considered to be really weird (or fucked up) and not good at all by people, and tony has always been embarrassed about it, never told ANYONE and hides it all the time. When the team has a discussion about sex and kinks in general it comes up and Tony doesnt want anyone to know so he is also like "jesus, how can anyone like that" but bucky just takes one look at his boyfriend and KNOWS. Tony is absolutely mortified when Bucky asks him about it later. can i ask for one where tony has a super embarassing kink that turns him on like crazy, he's really ashamed of it, bucky figures it out and tony can't stop blushing and can't meet his eyes either

Taeyong despises reading and yet he now knows every John Green novel by heart.

After being nearly killed more times than she can count on one hand in recent months, Lena is constantly on guard. She's always been susceptible to nightmares, but she's started to feel a desperate need to be able to see that she's alone in her room when she wakes up from them. So she caves and sleeps with a lamp on as her childhood fear of the dark resurfaces.Needless to say, she's less than inclined to tell Kara this when her girlfriend asks her to stay the night.

Youngjae feels pain shoot up his back as Jaebum slams him up against the bathroom door hard, hands rumpling Youngjae’s shirt. He looks wild, with eyes darting between Youngjae’s own and his trembling lips. Youngjae thinks Jaebum has never looked more perfect than he does now with his hair tangled from being pulled on, his eyes wide and so, so dark that Youngjae nearly loses himself in them. Jaebum’s breaths are heavy and he’s so close Youngjae can feel every exhale fanning his face, tickling his cheeks. He’s getting closer and Youngjae can barely breathe, his heart racing and palms sweaty. ‘This can’t be happening’, Youngjae thinks as Jaebum leans ever closer. He’s so close that some desperate part of Youngjae almost thinks Jaebum’s going to finally- “You disgust me.”

Castiel has never had to drink before, so he's never had to go. Waking up with a full bladder for the first time he confuses the sensation with arousal and masturbates, wets himself and realizing what he's done, continues to fantasize. Wetplay, drinking and watersports.

Quirkless Midoriya Izuku awakens from the hospital after the encounter with the sludge villain that's when a screen-like object appears and his whole world changes. Read about his change physically and mentally as he becomes the world strongest. Oh and the many MANY Women he bags along the way. Discontinued, but I am reworking it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60096814/chapters/153343276

Stiles works at the front desk of a vet clinic (Scott's clinic) that K9 officer Derek Hale takes is dogs to. Stiles volunteers to watch his dogs while he's in NYC visiting his sisters.

Draco Malfoy has lived in isolation for more than a decade, accompanied by only the enigmatic presence of his sentient house. Everything changes when Hermione Granger shows up unexpectedly, driven by the belief that Draco holds the key to curing a mysterious illness impacting pureblood children. As both the Manor and Draco take a fondness to Hermione, it becomes clear that her departure isn’t guaranteed. The Manor wants to keep her - and Draco is tempted to agree. Beauty and The Beast re-telling. This is part one of the "A Series of Fate" series which includes different retellings of classic fairytales.

Four years. Four years they’d been together when their relationship hit a fork in the road - Luka wanted a baby, Adrien did not. After going their separate ways Adrien spends a fantastic night with a down-on-her-luck stranger named Marinette and realises he does want forever. He’s ready to commit to Luka. Slight problem, the one night stand left Marinette pregnant…

Leslie gives in to curiosity and takes it upon herself to see just how inexperienced Sheldon is. She's in for a surprise.

Lucifer is free, and now there's Hell for the Winchesters to pay. Not to mention needing to keep a low profile from the angels hunting them. Tabitha finds herself stuck between loyalty to her brothers, and trying to reconcile the feelings she may have for an angel—and the feelings he may have for her. Their feelings might not be so hard to sort out—if they weren't trying to stop the Apocalypse while also stopping the angels that are rooting for it.