“Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right? “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.” Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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“Just fucking hit it with a rolled up newspaper or something!” Wei Ying thinks that Jiang Cheng is not clear on the scale of the problem. “Not a bee, singular!” he says into the phone, peering through his shitty blinds. “Bees. A fuckload of them. There is a veritable hailstorm of bees outside my d

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