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A Smoking Bouquet

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Hermione has been waiting to find her soulmate for as long as she can remember. Every message on her skin has gone unanswered, and not once has she seen evidence of her soulmate drawing on themselves, not even a note to remember milk at the shops. Until her flowers show up on an unexpected person's arm.
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Hermione rapped her knuckles against the wood of the door to the smaller bedroom. It had been some hours since she’d seen the dark witch lolling about the apartment. She’d been resting in the armchair she’d dragged over to the window, legs thrown over the arm, dark gaze trained on the small park acr
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