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My Zany Roommate

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(platonic) ptsd narration Angst
You adore Wade, really. From the bottom of your heart. He doesn't eat all the food, he leaves your stuff be, he pays rent. But no roommate is perfect. You still love him though, because it's nice to have someone there at the end of the day.
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Prelude You sighed, taking a sip of your drink through the straw, blowing depressed bubbles into the cup. That was another potential roommate gone. You crossed the name off your small list. 'So that makes a cat lady, a druggie, and just a plain asshole.' You thought dryly, eyeing the last name on y
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