Ain't No Fabio

“This young man claims to have been invited by you personally.”Tony has learned to read Happy’s expressions. That one is disapproval, and it’s highly familiar. “Peter is helping me out in the workshop today.”“Why?”“Uh.” Tony has enough presence of mind not to carelessly throw Peter’s alternative identity around. “He won a competition.”Happy’s expression flickers, grows tense. “I did not approve any competition that included a trip to Avengers Tower.”“Okay. Well. If we had theoretically organized a competition, he would definitely have won it.”-Tony’s life lately has been a perfect storm of incompetence. But perhaps he can get some solid spiritual advice from a mischievous teenager with a secret identity he meets by the side of the road one evening, like a lucky little leprechaun. If only Happy would stop being so paranoid about Tony inviting a random kid into Avengers Tower, sheesh.

Wherein Billy is a Steve/Tony fanfic writer, Teddy is a fanartist, online relationships are confusing, and NYCC is coming. Or, the one where fandom is a way of life. Multimedia.

Tim accidentally sends Damian a certain type of picture and Damian takes it as the sign he has been waiting for...mistakingly.

This is dark stuff. It's about the gradual recovery of a PTSD victim under an iron fist of love. Warning: bestiality, smut, rape, violence, possibly bdsm Yeah and please please please leave me any feedback I'm not sure if I should post this dumb and sick fanfic at all. Yeah I have stocks and still. Yeah. Pleeeeeeease? ;)

Due to a mishap with his new STP, Narancia has made a real mess of things... literally. Now he must face his punishment-- a day in diapers.

Jesse McCree is in awkward position. Hanzo is determined to prove his brother wrong. That Hanzo Shimada is not vanilla, but can handle kinky stuff just as well as his brother. Now Hanzo is proving his brother wrong by doing kinky sex with Jesse McCree.

Suga knows his partners can be attention-starved - and usually, that’s not an issue, but that at the moment they’re both making it impossible for him to focus on his studies. “I’m busy.” Suga determinedly keeps his gaze fixed on his textbook, even as Tendou nuzzles against him. “These Stat problems aren’t going to do themselves, y’know.” With a humph, Oikawa pulls his hand back. “Fine. We’ll just amuse ourselves then.” He leans over Suga’s back, cups Tendou’s face in his hands, and kisses him.

Jonathan Sims is a merperson who has always lived below the waves. One day, however, he steals away and ventures to the surface in search of someone he lost. On newfound legs, his search takes him to The Magnus Institute — the foremost academic institution researching crypto-zoology and crypto-marine biology, headed by the enigmatic Elias Bouchard. With his new position as Head Archivist, Jon is in the perfect place to continue his search. Hiding his secret identity as merfolk should no problem, either. After all, it's not like he wants to be friends, much less more-than-friends with the humans. And surely none of them are hiding secrets of their own. Right? ... In other words: It's a selkie and merfolk AU! Jon is merfolk, and goes to the surface in search of a long-lost friend. He takes a job at the Magnus Institute as part of his search, and soon finds himself embroiled in all kinds of drama — including, but not limited to, falling in love. Updates Weekends.

Daishou shows some love and gets a lot of love in return.

With the twins' significant others out of reach, the boys take another friend out for prom night but end up having a bit of unplanned fun.

The blond would smell like roses, or maybe like Armani fragrance. Then he’d dissipate like a mist, leaving Mista all alone. Mista would stand in the darkening club, cheeks hot and shoulders rising and falling; he’d smell the same scents on his clothes, the only proof that it hadn’t all been some fever dream conjured up by a capsule of spice he didn’t remember taking, or one drink too many that he did remember. ----------- Guido Mista's the DJ at a chic club. He meets someone unreal, and thus his nights are lost to the narrative of his own music.

Tim has never been in a training situation quite like this one.

Hinata, Tsukishima confirms, is acting weird – and that’s weird on the Hinata Scale of Weirdness. He frowns consideringly, watching idly as Hinata smiles over his shoulder, shouting a cheerful see ya tomorrow as he waves enthusiastically at no one and everyone before he slips out of the gym. First. That’s the fourth time in two weeks he’s been the first person to leave at the end of practice. □ □ □ aka;; Hinata finds a new hobby. Sort of.

“You’ve got a nasty bruise there. That and you’re all cut up. Should get yourself checked out.” “I am fine. It’s nothing I can’t handle, and it is only minor.” “And your arm?” "As I said, I’m fine.” “As you said.”

+ ON INDEFINITE HIATUS DUE TO MEDICAL PROBLEMS + Keith is a college drop out that works as a bartender at The Lion's Castle to pay off his wasted loans. Lance is an old classmate of Keith's. One day Lance comes to the bar much to Keith's displeasure...until he opened his mouth. He certainly wasn't expecting that. (( Tags characters be added and rating will go up as it goes. Slow burn. ))

Bellamy Blake is on his second tour when he emails the only person he can't stand aka the obnoxious Clarke Griffin just because he doesn't have a choice and has managed to push away everyone else from his life. What was a one-time thing turns to be a constant flow of emails.

“You knew, didn’t you?” Humming, Magnus pressed a kiss to the corner of Alec’s mouth. “Knew what?” “That you loved me.”___Post 2x10. Magnus and Alec, and a little domestic bliss.

"There. Right there!" Cas has his fingers wrapped around the back of Dean's neck making sure the hunter stays right where he wants him. "Dean!" it is punched out when Dean finally takes Cas completely into his mouth. Cheeks hollowing out and green eyes flick upwards to see Cas staring at him. Blue eyes dark and cheeks flushed. Prompt: In which Cas is a noisy sex partner and Dean seems to have developed a hickey fetish.

The last thing that Clarke wants to wake up to after a big night out is the sound of her next door neighbour practicing the violin. When she confronts her neighbour about the racket coming from her apartment, Clarke gets more than she bargained for. In which Clarke is beyond hungover and Lexa is very talented with her fingers.

A joint mission between Team RWBY and Team JNPR to investigate an abandoned facility of Dr. Merlot goes very wrong, as a mysterious creature attacks, leaving Jaune alive, but changed...

Hook is badly injured after saving Henry. The group has made it to his ship to escape Neverland and return home, but will it be too late? Captain Swan

The Clave is not kind to those who are different. The Clave is a formula, and Alec, her oldest son, her greatest potential, her baby boy, her successor… he won’t fit. (or how Maryse Lightwood watches her children grow up and starts to change her mind about things, like the fact that maybe Magnus Bane isn't out to hurt her son)

From Tumblr: Thorin and Bilbo have a son (original!character) This son is in love for the first time... They have to talk to him about, well, sex. Their son is embarrassed because he has already had sex but they don't know... and, well, they will discover it. And they will discover that... he has had sex with a male and he really likes him. Bonus for Protective!Thorin.

Dragon King Levi of the East has only one thing on his mind, the attack on humanity. Dragons and humans have never worked together, humans always murdering the dragons for fun to the point they now fight back. Imagine Levi's surprise to meet a small child named Eren Jaeger. Eren Jaeger is the maybe human son of Carla and Grisha Jaeger. Imagine Levi's surprise when he finds out that little boy is his true Maité? Much Gaelic and singing. Eren is a child in the first 2 chapters and no underage stuff happens in this fic. At all. However, when he's older, Levi is HUNG. Sorry I'm bad at summaries. Enjoy whatever the fuck this is.

As suggested, the tables are flipped and now Zoro has the upper hand...

A drug binge and a heated argument bring about an unexpected confrontation.