A Guide to Wooing Unsuspecting Jocks Accidentally

Stiles thinks he's funny. Derek sometimes agrees.

Taehyung is already dying when Yoongi falls in love with him.

Louis lifts a brow in his direction and shakes Harry’s hand. “You’ve seen some of my movies? Didn’t think you were into my kind of films, mate.” Harry squeezes Louis’ hand once before he lets go and lifts a shoulder. “Should’ve clarified that, I guess. I’m a big fan of you, actually. Nice cock.” [harry and louis are porn stars. harry is louis' first boy.]

Reiner decides to give Bertholdt a little test.

Alex hit a rough spot a while back and fell into a place she hasn't been in a long time. Only now it's worse. Kara wants her to stop because it's not just them they have to worry about.

Harry is in love with someone and is afraid to tell them. His love grows. He ends up in a place he never thought he could be. May continue if good response. I've never written anything like it. Slash Male/Male! HAPPY ENDING...MPREG!

Felicity gets kidnapped and Oliver contemplates on how to keep her safe after rescuing her.

“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.” Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.” “You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.” “I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.” “Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink. --- Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.

AU. Ryan Ross is living the American wet dream. He’s rich, he’s good looking, he’s paid just to turn up at parties and he spends his days doing drugs and climbing into bed with eager and willing boys and girls. Brendon Urie is a man bordering on desperation – whoring himself out to wealthy men in an attempt to support himself and his best friend’s worsening drug habit. When his job ensnares him in the glamorous world of the rich and the infamous, it’s not long before their paths cross and Ryan starts living his dark fantasies though Brendon – but only for a price. See tags for triggers.

How long does it last?Can love be measured by the hours in a day?I have no answers now but this much I can sayI know I'll need her till the stars all burn awayAnd she'll be there

After being hit with a truth spell Sam's forced to reveal some shattering things about himself, including that he was raped and that he loves Dean like no brother should love his sibling, he runs away. Dean manages to find him almost a year later and now his younger brother is addicted to heroin and is into self-harm. Sam can't believe that Dean feels the same about him and feels like Dean only pities him. Dean has to use a spell on Sam before Sam realizes Dean feels the same and with time and love Dean convinces Sam that they share a special bond.

Magnus's "Wait, slow down" was accompanied by Alec's bored-sounding "You don't have a boyfriend" and Simon barely resisted the urge to facepalm. He was fully aware of the fact that they were only in the same circle of people but not necessarily friends, that didn't mean they shouldn't at least try to be a tiny bit nicer to him. At least in his opinion. Certainly not in theirs. "Not helping, guys. Just...I need help getting this guy off my back because he's seriously creeping me out and it is your party - you surely don't want anyone to get molested at your party?" He stared at Magnus with hopefully pleading eyes. The other assessed him with a thoughtful expression before his lips curled into what could only be described as a mischievous smirk. Simon immediately regretted asking him for help. "I may have an idea how to help you out, my unstylish acquaintance," Magnus replied, reaching out to pat Simon's upper arm in an almost condescending manner and his shoulders slumped slightly in reaction to that.

An SGA version of Beauty and the Beast, full of the magic of science. McKay/Sheppard slash.

Ratchet's thoughts as he and Wheeljack bring the Protectobots online for the first time.

In which Changmin accidentally encourages certain EXO fanboys to pursue their respective TVXQ sunbaes.

“You have a twin sister?” Jungkook chuckles at his son as he tucks him in after a bedtime story, “And what makes you think she’s your twin?” He muses, now slightly intrigued by the story. “Cus we look just alike, Daddy! And we both like banana milk, and icecream, and coloring too!” He giggles after he’s done explaining himself, “We’re like, the same!” or after hearing such an outlandish story from his child about a 'twin' sister he has, jungkook plays into his child's imagination just this once and finds there's more truth to this story than he thought.

Jungkook is the heir to a mob empire, the most notorious in the whole of Seoul. Taehyung is a rookie sent in to infiltrate by his select team and bring the empire crumbling down. "You knew the game and played it, it kills to know that you have been defeated."

Blake and Yang share a bed. Hilarity ensues.

Angel groans, sliding a set of hands down his face in a desperate attempt to wipe away his frustration. “Alright, Charlie, spill. You found the edibles, didn’t you?” Charlie sags, losing her composure as quick as a balloon losing air. “…yes. Well, no. Kinda.” “…kinda?!” Angel and Cherri ask in unison. “I didn’t find your edibles. Um…Husk and Niffty did. And we sorrrta have a problem.” When Husk ends up accidentally high, Angel Dust and Cherri are tasked with keeping an eye on him. Angel figures whatever, it’s what friends do, right? This won’t change their dynamic, no, certainly not. (Too bad Husk is charming even as a drugged mess.)

It’s not like he actually has feelings for Deku. He’s just making sure no one can hurt the little fucker. He still maintained that sweet, innocent naivety from high school, despite everything that had happened to him. Katsuki had seen people try to take advantage of that and he’d been the one to comfort the damned nerd when his heart got broken again and again. So why not just cut the issue off at the root–leave no space in their lives for someone to fuck with Deku again. No one has gotten close to the nerd since Katsuki took it up to be his personal hero. Good, because Izuku doesn’t need anyone except for Katsuki. Katsuki and Izuku go on an away mission together and it tests Katsuki and his "not feelings" for the nerd.

“Hey, Sasuke?” Naruto’s voice was timid. Sasuke huffed to let him know he was listening. “I need to talk to you about something.” Here? Now? Is he fucking kidding? Who breaks up with someone after sex? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home on Valentine’s day? Single father Uchiha Sasuke thought he was above dating. His whole world was his son, and he preferred to keep it that way. Why bother with dating when it only served to complicate things? Or so Sasuke thought, until he made the worst mistake possible, and hired some random college kid to babysit; one Uzumaki Naruto. Undeniably hot, undeniably kind and undeniably domestic, Sasuke's heart melts to Naruto too fast for his own good.Which sucks for Sasuke because Uzumaki Naruto is also undeniably unavailable, undeniably not-his-age and undeniably inappropriate.

Kara needed a friend and Lena is here for her, ready to spend the night on the couch with Kara in her arms while they watch a stupid show...

He cleans a teacup by the windows, the mug squeaks in protest at his actions as he vacently stares outwards. A sun shining peacefully outside with the occasional raven spreading its wings after having a hearty meal on the porch. He sets the cup down on the table -to small- and counts the bills. He hides the rent notice in the cupboard under the sink the others stay on the table in his dismay at their existence. The door opens, from which enters his husband almost refined in his movements, yet exhausted. Naruto smiles at him, as best he can, stress lines straining a little. But he puts the kettle on the stove for tea.

This work was inspired by Gracie’s original “Kissing Booth” series. A huge credit to Gracie for this brilliant idea of a comic strip that was supposed to be a one off. And kudos to all of you who supported her and turned it into a super chaotic series.

This is a timestamp for Lucky, but can stand alone. Future fic. No spoilers.