Fundamentals for the Aspiring Assassin

Draco and Harry need a way to announce their marriage. They can't just tell people, where's the fun in that? So, how will they do it?

A collection of Mercymaker drabbles and tumblr prompts of the spicy variety.

Harry finally decided to savor the previously inaccessible delights of adult life.

Confessions and fears of parenthood.

Stiles has a habit of bringing home hurt and orphaned animals, much to his father's annoyance. He finds Derek hurt in the woods and tries to bring him home too.

“You have a twin sister?” Jungkook chuckles at his son as he tucks him in after a bedtime story, “And what makes you think she’s your twin?” He muses, now slightly intrigued by the story. “Cus we look just alike, Daddy! And we both like banana milk, and icecream, and coloring too!” He giggles after he’s done explaining himself, “We’re like, the same!” or after hearing such an outlandish story from his child about a 'twin' sister he has, jungkook plays into his child's imagination just this once and finds there's more truth to this story than he thought.

Sam and Dean are about to be killed in a fight when Cas steps in. He's not happy.

An alternate telling of Mapleshade's Vengeance - After Mapleshade is driven away from Riverclan, they discover that one of her kits has survived. Petalkit, now of RiverClan, must find her place in her new home and deal with the dark shadow cast by her traitorous mother.

Arya and Gendry both show up to a Halloween party without costumes and find themselves victims of an elaborate matchmaking scheme concocted by their friends.

Steve is being reckless again, so Sam calls in Tony. Inspired by this: http://kaciart.tumblr.com/post/145575000443

Castiel wanders the bunker after the Winchesters are finally back home safe – and alive – after being held in a secret government facility wondering about his place in the world. Dean makes an important decision.

For MegsKK who wanted sick/hurt Newt and Credence helping his papa take care of his daddy.

Yuuri is what most people call a treasure. As one of a very, very small population of male omegas, people would actually kill to get their hands on him. But he doesn’t want that. After running away from his fate of marrying the prince of Grande, Victor Nikiforov, Yuuri dedicates his life to magic: a skill forbidden for his kind. He runs a small tavern and keeps mostly to himself in a secluded town. But what happens when he comes face-to-face with the man himself? How will he keep his freedom when the world only wants him tied down? Or... Magic AU with alpha/beta/omega dynamics. Omegas are rare and forbidden from performing magic, and male omegas are hardly even known of. Katsuki Yuuri, a male omega, was going to be given to Victor Nikiforov, the crowned alpha prince, before he ran away and started his own tavern.

Min Yoongi likes sex. Not relationships. It's because sex can be no strings attached and he can pretend he doesn't know the person after they've done the dirty. That is, until he meets Kim Taehyung.

Stefan has changed to a person Damon doesn't quite recognize and doesn't know how to deal with. Months under water left some effects behind. Picks up where Liz called Damon that they found a box. Qetsiyah never opened the box. Stefan is still in there instead of the other dead guy.

Harry and Louis have more or less grown up together, even now as adults it's tradition for their families to spend a few weeks in the summer at a beach house together. Problem One: Louis has been in love with Harry forever. Problem Two: It wont stop raining.

Nico had't been at camp for a long time. Not since the war with Gaea, in fact, which had been nearly three years ago. He'd just sort of disappeared about a week after everything was over. Hadn't been years from since. Which is why it came as a huge surprise to everyone when he showed up in the middle of the night, barely able to stand. (Rated M for later chapters) (Mostly Percico by the way)

“I’m proud of you, son. You took your punishment like a man. I hope you learned something out of it.” The minister smiled as if he only had given the boy a harsh reprimanding instead of a harsh fucking.

Steve's always wanted to draw Tony, but feared Tony's reaction. Much to his delight, Tony's reaction is just the thing Steve wanted.

To say that Sirius was surprised to have his godson’s front door opened by Draco Malfoy, wearing nothing but a pair of black boxer shorts and one of Harry’s gryffindor quidditch shirts, was an understatement; the shirt was the only thing stopping Sirius hexing him on sight, as an uncomfortable realisation of why the boy was wearing it hit him.

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”