Clusterfuck Reinvented

Love cannot make a home where lies and secrets sleep. "You went through all that, for him. And you just can't stop, can you, Steve?" Love... cannot erase the past, and the pain. "I'll do it. I'll do it for you. But who are you doing this for? Me, or Barnes?" This is investigative journalist Tony Stark at the Bee's service. Work's great, he's in a steady-ish, long-distant relationship with Special Agent Steve Rogers. Life's as good as it gets. But, a self-instigated assignment on James "Bucky" Barnes hurls him headfirst into a world of control and manipulations. Where he walks between order and chaos, he keeps Steve close in his thoughts and prayers - lest he loses himself. May love guide them home.

Iori Utahime is given as a gift to clan head Gojo Satoru when they are just children. They grow up together and develop a complicated, feisty bond. Gojo always intends to reject the rather sordid ceremony that is the presentation of his gift when they read adulthood, but when he sees her tied in ribbons just for him, he finds it difficult to stick to his morals.

Set soon after the beginning of Season 5 of Buffy and Season 2 of Angel. Buffy has a confession to make.

You know it was odd.. How can you fall in love someone that doesn't speak your language and you have no clue how to understand her.

‘…Of all the rivalries in the world of sports over the years, perhaps none has become so legendary as that of Russian figure skater Viktor Nikiforov and his rival, Japanese Yuuri Katsuki…’ A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries. Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin and even though everything changes, some things are still meant to be. PodficSpanishChineseRussianPortuguesePolishJapaneseOthers

In which Yuuri hadn't let Viktor use the bathroom all day, and then after he does, fucks him over the sink counter, which surprisingly doesn't break.

Five Times an Avenger found himself or herself turned on by a hot person who wasn't the gender they were usually attracted to. And one time when it was more than a moment of attraction, and an Avenger realized that his sexuality wasn't what he thought it was.

What happens when Hydra doesn't stop at the Winter Soldier program and the Red Room doesn't stop at the Black Widow program? But, will another enhanced assassin fit on the Avengers roster?

Loki Laufeyson. Not all treasures can be kept in a vault.

He doesn’t know what he was expecting. It’s not like Harry was going to greet him at the door, take him around and introduce him to all his teammates. That’d go over brilliantly, he’s sure. Hi, everybody, this is Niall. No, he can’t play football, but sometimes I let him jack me off in the showers after practice. (small town texas AU. harry's the star quarterback and niall's a kid from the wrong side of town.)

I saw on a tiktok a post about if Viserys had a sister he would have married her and the dance wouldn't have happened, so here is female Daemon. Daena is a woman that carries the Targaryen name, so she knew her faith was to be queen.

He has nothing. Not even his body. Sometimes Cazador prefers his metaphors a bit more literal- though Astarion is sure it hadn't been intended for this particular punishment to persist as long as it has. It marked him as property even hundreds of miles away, and ostensibly free. He'd intended to deal with it quickly and quietly. He should have known better than to hope he could preserve his pride.

The mystery of the absent Hale brother was hardly a mystery at all until he appeared at last, set on taking up residence out in the woods. (In which Derek is a hedgewitch. With a cat.)

The Paddy's little girls' room is the perfect place for Dennis to take advantage of Mac. Dennis can't believe he thinks a fat guy in Aloha print is hot.

Young Haruno Sakura finds herself with memories she has yet to live through, and is determined to change the future of the nations for the better. Only, taking the lead has a tendency to result in unexpected circumstances.

A series of drabbles about a certain Professor and the leader of a disbanded organization. Feel free to give me prompts.

"Just because I'm his husband, not wife, doesn't mean that our relationship isn't real."

Kylo Ren has become a monster, in more ways than one. After turning him into a vampire so his apprentice may never die, Supreme Leader Snoke allows him to find the Scavenger girl. Rey sacrifices herself for her friends, thinking she will be tortured for her crimes against The First Order, though little does she know is that Kylo Ren has other plans for her, and forms of torture in mind that are so much more divine.

What happens when you're sent to detention...well...sort of... (*REPOST*)

louis just likes to dance, but harry doesn't. and louis just doesn't like nick, but harry does. or the one where louis asks harry to dance with him but ends up with cigarette burns instead. and nick just winds up in the picture somehow.

After his parents' death, all Mike wants is for everything to be different. Harvey, on the other hand, is pretty sure this is all in his head. Time travel body swap AU. Loosely based on the plot of Kimi no Na wa.

This wasn’t anything he ever did. Ever. Jack Zimmermann was not the type of man who would walk into a bar--much less with the intent of hooking up. Jack finds himself next to a sexy blond stranger. What will happen next?

Jaime's an act first think later type of bloke, maybe that wasn't the best course of action when handling matters with Brienne.

Clint's day could probably be going better right now.

Written for this prompt: "Thranduil sits Kili on his lap and whispers in his ear all the things he'd like to do to him." Then I guess I slightly drifted away from there...or not? I don't even know!

A moment of their odd ‘relationship.’

Noriaki Kakyoin has a job in a corporate office, and his life is settling after escaping his abusive ex. He has no interest in ever involving himself with another person, especially not another alpha. When he meets the COO of the company, however, he finds an older alpha of a completely different kind in Jotaro Kujo.Kakyoin is tired of running place to place with nothing to his name, so even though he and Mr. Kujo keep inexplicably meeting at work, Kakyoin is going to try his best to build a life where he is. It's too bad his past is never far enough behind...