How Far Will He Go?

It only takes six orns for everything to go to the Pit in a handbasket. After an encounter with a roving band of Decepticons, Ratchet faces the toughest years of his life - but Optimus is determined that he will not face them alone.

Clark's day job affords an unexpected opportunity to get closer to Bruce. Clark fiddled nervously with his tie and resisted the urge to clear his throat. This had seemed like a marginally less-awful idea when he’d first gotten the assignment. Of course, that had been then, in Perry’s office, safely ensconced in the heart of Metropolis, with Lois backing him up. Now, gliding through Gotham in the back of a limo with Bruce giving him a frankly appraising once-over, he found himself clutching his notebook like a shield and trying to remember the exact name of the Wayne Enterprises division suspected of malfeasance. Clark swallowed. An eidetic memory and the ability to read his notes through the pad’s cover were, at the moment, no match whatsoever for the cheshire grin on Bruce’s face.

Mickey doesn't do feelings so when he finds himself jealous of Ian and Ned he works those feelings out through the only way he knows. Being an asshole and threatening Ned. Ian has his ways of calming the other boy down which leads to other feelings neither one of them expected. Sex of course. ;)

Dating Sabo's roommate, what can go wrong?

Fertalia used to be an imp mating season, but now it's just a regular holiday. That's not to say that imps don't still have mating cycles but that's reserved for imps in committed relationships. So what the fuck is wrong with Blitz?

Mark, Ethan, and Tyler decide to make another threesome video, since they somehow didn't get banned with the last one. Mark very unwisely promises that if Ethan can win the impromptu deep-throating challenge he proposes, Mark will be the one in the middle this time. Surely Ethan won't be able to, though, right? ...right? Makes references to the first piece in the series but can be read as a stand alone story.

Victor likes being Yuuri's. Yuuri likes taking care of him. It comes together unexpectedly, but Yuuri is happy to indulge Victor - and finds that it's not much of an indulgence when he enjoys it too.

Link's failure to kill the Great King Of Evil, Ganondorf, is leading to unexpected consequences. Not all of them are unpleasant. (Yo readers, this is fetish city, be warned. If you want to check it out, I'd love to hear people's thoughts!) EDITED TO ADD: this is NOT TotK-compliant at ALL. This is ALSO not in-character with how I intend to write Ganondorf in future works - it's just porn, folks. Just here for me to get my funny little kink buttons pressed. Your mileage may vary.

Help is always appreciated when you have a young family. Luckily(?) for Newt, Percival and Credence there are a herd of creatures in Newt's case eager to assist however they can.

Stiles apparently intended to ignore the rest of the meeting. “Where were you, anyway?” asked Aiden. “And what’s the stuff on your face?” “Druids. Evil. Moving on,” returned Stiles without looking up. “Yeah, that’s the next on my list,” said Melissa. “We’re having a bit of a - let’s call it a Druid problem-” Without moving from his slouch against the couch, Stiles held up a hand to give the woman a sarcastic thumbs-up for the creative label. Melissa hid a grin and moved on. “And Stiles is in the middle of it. So until it’s figured out, he’s on lockdown.” “Wait, what?” asked Stiles. He sat up, suddenly invested in the meeting again. “Meaning you go nowhere without one of us with you,” said Stilinski. “At least until we figure out why we can’t track you,” added Talia. Stiles collapsed back against the sofa again to slowly die of babysitter-inflicted embarrassment instead of Druid-poisoning. ... or ... In which the Stilinskis and the Argents come to understand the hazards of hanging with the Hales.

What happens if each time Megatron and Optimus Prime battle, a sparkling appears as the result of Primus' punishment?

Team RWBY lives in the Roman Republic. Life ensues.

While Stiles’ dad is waiting for Stiles to come back from his sheepherding adventure, he has to deal with terrible bosses, a looming monster threat, and oh, yes, two stowaways in the latest load of potatoes. What? He’s not a cook, never said he was. 3/26/17: “Oh, he’s just interested in the fact that Jordan knows how to distill stuff,” Stiles says, catching onto where John’s looking. He makes a dismissive gesture with one hand and then leans up against the doorway. “He really isn’t going to secretly trick Jordan into giving up all the moonshine master knowledge and then murder him. That’s just Peter’s face.”

"Shizuo’s mother doesn’t let Izaya go, just maintains her hold on him like she’s appreciating what must be the uncomfortable fit of the other’s shoulders under her arms. 'I’m grateful you came. The family’s been wanting to meet you for years, you’ll be the guest of honor today!'" Izaya attends Shizuo's family reunion and finds it a different experience than he anticipated.

Every Avenger holds some secrets. Yours just happens to be a bit more pink than normal.

Years after losing both his parents in a short period of time, Stiles Stilinski is not doing well. He's been living on the run, struggling just to scrape by. Little does he know that he's had a Guardian Angel who has been watching over him for years and who can't stand back and just watch anymore. Derek Hale just wants Stiles to have a nice life and to love him as his own son, even though Stiles is only a few years younger than him. Will Stiles accept what Derek is offering or will he escape? (Or I really love this trope and there needs to be more so I tried :P )

A warm arm drapes itself around Keith’s waist, a quiet chuckle blowing at his bangs and tickling his forehead. “Wow, Keith, I’m gone for two weeks and you claim the entire bed. Rude.” Lance returns after a long mission, and Keith welcomes him home.

Loki may have tried to enslave the planet, but Tony sure doesn't plan on letting a stupid little detail like that come between him and the (admittedly very remote) possibility of Happily Ever After with his prince. Three months after the failed invasion in New York, he seems to have found the way to give their relationship a second chance. It just involves interplanetary travel, an abundance of magical hijinx, and an attempt to outsmart a race of ancient pagan deities. No biggie. This story is a direct sequel to "Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony".

So I noticed that there's been a certain amount of disdain for self-insert fics, whether they be explicitly self-insert, or involve OCs. So I decided to write one, because let's face it, the world's currently a mess and a bit of good fun never goes amiss. This is the universe in which the Autobots settled down, got established in the southwestern United States and after a while, entered into various research partnerships with a major university. Vaguely Bayverse with overtones of IDW and G1, and centered around the lives of graduate students involved in this research partnership. Entirely intended to be fluff and humor, but this is me writing it...

Steve's an experienced Tony-watcher, so if anyone knows what Tony's like, it's him. Sure, Tony takes him out, buys him things, and steals his fries, but he acts that way around everyone, right? Or, the day on which Steve was amazed to discover that when Tony was saying… well, anything, really… what he meant was, "I love you."

It’s been ages since Dave has been to Confession.

Life after retirement, Yuuri thinks, is quite a nice change of pace. Although, not so much when he finds himself thrust back into the past. In which married husbands Viktor and Yuuri somehow end up 5 years in the past without knowing how or why. Or: Yuuri and Viktor try and fail to keep their relationship on the lie low. (Yuuri tries for a while, but having a clingy husband makes things 10x harder.) Everyone's suspicious, and really, Yuuri just wants to go back and have some semblance of peace back in his life, damn it.

Sheldon makes his weekly call to his mother. He contemplates romance. She contemplates having a séance.

Tony and Steve are captured by HYDRA. A tesseract-infused dart forces Steve to follow his HYDRA handler's every order, while a truth serum means that Tony can tell no lies. Steve is forced to torture Tony, then inexplicably ordered to take care of him. To make matters worse, Steve feels exactly like himself, and there are a few things that Tony really doesn't want Steve to know. And what is HYDRA really up to?

Yuuji is finally back in Tokyo Jujutsu High, after living with Satoru-san for two months. It's harder to get used to it than he expected, especially since everyone except for him had enough time to get to know each other better. And he kinda misses his cozy life with the man. Yuuji tries to take advice from Panda-senpai on how to get closer to others and loses the bet. Now, as a punishment, he has to hug every person he sees in a day. Or: Yuuji's hugs are addictive, and all the victims would gladly take another dose.

A story about Taehyung pining after Yoongi but it starts our about his solo "STIGMA".Yoongi basically breaks Taehyung's heart thinking it's the right thing to do but it didn't turn out how he expected it to. Tumblr: @hoe-with-morals

This is a riff on a "Criminal Minds" episode - a redux, if you will, of 1x18, also known as "Somebody's Watching" (or, if you're like me and enjoy assigning "Friends"-esque titles to things, The One When Reid Falls Into A Pool). Essentially, Joe's being stalked by a psychotic killer who shoots people in the head, Reid and the gang investigate, and there are some surprising developments along the way.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The vampire, Sandor, saves a girl from rape, and then proceeds to desire her for himself. Guilt follows. Everyone dies, but at least Joffrey is first to go. >:)