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Over My Dead Body
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Over My Dead Body

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tangled newlyweds pirates protectiveness
Newlyweds Eugene and Rapunzel are returning from the Kingdom of Evander across the sea when Eugene, blessed with the ears of a former thief, becomes aware of a commotion on the top deck. When he goes to investigate, he finds himself face-to-face with a band of pirates: a band of pirates who, when they realize that they are onboard not only a royal ship, but the ship of the Queen of Corona, cannot believe their luck, and are determined to take advantage of the situation. Repaying her for all of the times that she's saved him, it's going to be up to Eugene to save his wife from a disastrous fate. Rated M for a moderately spicy opening and some crude language throughout. Because, you know, pirates.
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Over My Dead Body "H-hey… Sunshine. Hold on – fuck. H-hold on a minute." "Mmm…" "Sunshine." "Uh huh?" Rapunzel pants back distractedly, not providing full regard to her husband's attention-seeking words, having assumed that he was merely moaning the endearing nickname, rather than actually attem
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