Oliver Wood drabbles

"So you're telling me that you've not only lost Harry Potter, but that he's currently in the hands of a traitor and a deserter?" "Sending Hagrid alone was an oversight, I admit." AKA Yet Another Sirius and Remus Raise Harry AU only they're both women now bc fuck it (alternate title: sometimes the best offence is a good defence)

'Creators, he probably doesn’t know what he does to her. How he, most unexpectedly, makes her want to seek him out and ask him things, tell him things. Him, of all people. ‘Fen’harel is laughing, somewhere,’ she thinks. The Trickster God, playing joke after joke on her--survivor of the Conclave, Herald of Andraste, leader of the Inquisition-- Heart full of affection for a human man.' As prepared as Asha'revas had been for leadership, nothing could have prepared her for this. Not for any of it. Certainly not for Cullen Rutherford.

Derek gets a visitor to the house.

Harry destroys the last Horcrux & defeats Voldemort, but in doing so, winds up back where he started the night he got his scar: with the mind of a 15 month old (gangly baby!Harry).

In which Bond is wounded, Q is exasperated, Bond has been forcibly removed from Paris, Q insists on more alcohol than might be sensible, and secrets are shared. Q has a dirty secret that he is quite happy keeping to himself, thank you. Bond has a way of sniffing out secrets, and the result is not at all what Q expected. *Please don't read this if you don't like pee!*

Neo's on the move to sexually enslave all the members of team RWBY, NTR! Futanari!Repost form Fanfiction.net up to chapter 2

Nate and Deacon have great chemistry together. They joke, and they lie, and they pretend that they don't want to take their friendship any further. It works. Up until Nate goes into heat, that is.

Clarke and Lexa have been friends since their first day of college, and 5 years later that friendship is still going strong. But both of them feel a lot more than simple 'friend love' for the other, neither wants to risk what they have on the off chance that the other feels the same way. or For Day 6 of Clexaweek2017 Friends to Lovers.

Alpha/Omega verse AU with Hannibal and Will.Will is on the action block after being outed as an omega. Hannibal buys him for reasons. Hilarity, feels, cannibalism, and the monkey shit show that is Hannigram ensues. NO MPREG!! NEVER, EVER. I PROMISE. Not Beta Read COMPLETE! IT'S DONE!

Even after all these years, he can't get that damned fire-juggler to leave him alone – and it's getting harder to order him away each time.

You're out picking up dinner for you and the boys when you get blind sided by a drunk driver. Leonard has to keep you calm.

When Makoto makes a deal with a fox demon, he soon finds himself sold as a gift to an Alpha wolf. That is the least of his problems when he is reunited with his best friend, Haruka, who is Beta to the Alpha, Rin. As he struggles with his feelings for his once best friend and the Alpha who owns him, he must also deal with the problems that comes with being the alluring and rare gold wolf. But being a gold wolf is much more than he ever bargained for. (Marinka)

At 23, Yuuri was one of the few dime-a-dozen skaters still cursed with his pair of cat's ears and tail, a mark of how childish and immature he was compared to everyone else. Until he lost them, he would never be considered an adult. But Yuuri didn't care. He really didn't. At least, that was what he told himself when he woke up after his failure at the Grand Prix. It was what he told himself when Victor Nikiforov appeared in the onsen, offering to be his coach. And it was what he told himself as he found himself falling in love. AU where everything is mostly the same except everyone is born with cat's ears, which they lose after having sex, and some people have true names they share with a soulmate. Based loosely on Loveless.

Damen is a shower singer. His neighbor is unimpressed.

Harry and Louis have a hook-up kind of relationship. They meet in the club and then go to each other's places to fuck. AU of Harry pretending to hate French people, because Louis is French.

His first driving lesson with Louis takes place on a Saturday. Harry stumbles out through the front gate in thrown-on baggy jeans and his ratty Ramones shirt, sees Louis leaning casually against the car, and his knees nearly give out. Apparently "not another surly teacher" meant a drop dead gorgeous twenty-something scruffy guy with shaggy brown hair and cheekbones sharp enough to chop a salad with. Clearly, Robin's trying to get Harry killed at seventeen. Or, the AU where Louis is a 25-year-old driving instructor and Harry is a 17-year-old virgin who's really awful at seduction, except for the time he gets Louis to fall for him and fuck him senseless and take him on kinky adventures.

Jared gives every piece of himself to Jensen, and it's even better than he ever imagined.

It's bad enough that Kurt even has to take an English class (hello, he's majoring in fashion merchandising, not literature), but things gets infinitely worse when he ends up accidentally hitting on the professor. Never mind that he actually starts falling for him, too.THIS WORK IS UNFINISHED. IT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

It's always two steps forward, three steps back when it comes to Keith, but Lance is determined to make something work.

Lycanhood asked for someone to write smut for their 'I don't want to hurt you' story. I hadn't written smut in a while so offered, and basically here it is

You want to enjoy your free time in prison but your cellmates make it impossible.

Ignis deals with the fallout of Prompto's anxiety. Set during chapters 20 and 21 of Shadows Will Scream.

Chat Noir was no stranger to a difficult home life—Ladybug knew that more than anyone. When he jokingly suggests that life would be easier for the both of them if they were roommates, the two of them freeze like ice in the midnight air, breath caught between them as the notion hits them full force. It drifts through their thoughts in silence until they decide that perhaps, in a world where impossible things are plausible, the idea wouldn't be such a bad one. So, with a skip in their steps and an entirely new kind of excitement brewing in their chests, the two find themselves considering something neither of them had ever before: moving in together. The tricky part is still keeping their identities a secret.

When exactly did Eren become so perceptive?

In which Merlin unwittingly leads a double life.