Doffy's Whore

So they saved the world. What next? (A short sequel to, 'I sang in my chains like the sea'.)

Tsunayoshi Midoriya knew he was a disappointment, a failure of a son and a stain on his father's life. But he didn't think he was such a failure that his dad would send a hitman after him! And what's all of this 'tutor' business!? Well, if nothing else, maybe being held at gunpoint will improve his grades.

Dean's done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov-- likable guys he's ever known. Dean doesn't know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file. [ Art Masterpost ]

It turns out that Eddie Diaz is a slut. Now Buck is in no way slut-shaming anyone, he would never, not only because it’s completely unacceptable and people can do whatever the hell they want with their own bodies as long as everything is consensual, but because of the old saying and all - those in glass houses, yadda yadda. Buck knows slutty, he was slutty, but Eddie’s slutty is a whole other kind of slutty, not like Buck’s, which was sad and lonely and done for reasons he’s needed a lot of therapy to come to terms with, but Eddie’s? Eddie’s is fun and happy and joyful sluttiness. (or the one where Buck thinks he and Eddie are just friends with benefits so he pushes Eddie to date other people because he’s an idiot.)

Involving shameless bashing of Bond, TMNT and Discworld. TMNT was by accident, I swear! Also involves footnotes.

the five times she got caught in the rain and the one time he did

Spock and Kirk struggle to survive the fallout from being in the wrong place at the wrong time during a diplomatic mission. A post-STID adventure during the five year mission.

post-9.01, in a slight AU wherein Cas comes to live with the Winchesters at the Bunker. Written before 9.03. Crossposting from Tumblr. Written for a prompt from hightopsandsharpies: "Okay, so Cas is a virgin, and has no idea what pleasure is and Dean decides to show him and Cas gets all cuddly and needy afterwards." Dean walks in on Cas masturbating. He’s doing it all wrong, but when you’re a bazillion-year-old virgin, that’s to be expected. Dean decides to lend him a hand in a totally platonic, non-romantic way. Things get a little out of control.

Love means going to animal rights rallies with your pretentious boyfriend and suffering through meat jokes.

His slow pace eventually takes up all of Yoo Joonghyuk’s patience and he finds his back hitting the bed. Legs raised up to dangle over Yoo Joonghyuk’s shoulders and arms forcibly pinned on top of him. Kim Dokja has nowhere to go.

Rin comes to terms with something he never thought he wanted. Sequel to This Gentle Heart Will Mess You Up.

Dean is almost finished studying to be a proffessional dancer, but he needs to make extra money in order to keep he and Sammy afloat. At the prompting of his friend, Anna, he decides to work for an escort agency. Little does he know that his first client will be his little brother.

Jungkook runs a tattoo parlor with his hyung, Yoongi. Jimin opens up a flower shop across the street. The two meet and become friends. But it seems they both might want more then that.

in a world where daichi's hairline is slowly receding. where kinonari reference 10-year old memes. where hinata is way too invested in voltron and accidentally confesses to kageyama. it's all fun and games until the other sports guys are put into the mix. discontinued.

You and Rick have had feelings for each other since Terminus, but he never makes a move. Frustrated, you come up with a plan to spur him into action.

After his pack his murdered Sammy finds himself face to face with the person who will change his life forever

Kou motioned for him to come closer, and then she whispered her request in his ear. She found this easier than than saying “Will you have sex with me?” out loud.

Response to the following prompt: Betty and Jughead get into an argument about telling their friends about their relationship. Betty starts to lose confidence and doubts herself. Jughead kisses her passionately in front of everyone in the school corridor. The school principal gets them in trouble but they don't care.

Written for the prompt: One or both characters get off on doing it during or right after a dangerous Auror mission.

The First Order negotiates a ceasefire with the Resistance. Rey is the bargaining chip. As long as she stays with Kylo Ren, the Resistance is safe. Kylo is determined to train Rey in the dark side, and Rey is hell-bent on staying in the light. Together, these two may just bring each other the destruction they both promised.-----Previously posted as A Stolen Soul.

And I'm on my way I still remember these old country lanes You make me feel It's real We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill The war is finally over; Lance finally gets to see his family again, but will they even be happy to see him?

After a funny accident that led Lucifer to know of future events before Charlie called for his help to get into Heaven, he must make the choice of continuing the story as it is or pursuing through a different path all together. Oh, and Alastor sucks! Yeah, he should tone down with all those angel pickup lines.

Thor discovers fan fiction, but like the great god we know him to be, he is not satisfied just to read the work of mere mortals. He weaves his own tale, of what he wishes happened after Loki fell into the abyss. Includes a lot of Loki being cuddled, smothered, and groped against his will.

Alex knows her job is dangerous. She knows that there will be fights that could easily go the wrong way. She knows that at the end of the day she might go home a little battered up. She knows that sometimes things get tough. And it never used to matter. She'd go home, pour herself a drink, and settle in on the couch with an ice pack and some take out. She was tough. She didn't need anyone to take care of her, or fuss about her, or tell her what they thought was best for her. Wounds heal. They always have and they always will. Alex never thought much of her injuries. Until Maggie came along.

Lucifer KNOWS he shouldn't trust a word that Alastor says. And yet, Lucifer agrees to lay down for him anyway.

When Greg is dragged to a masquerade ball, the evening is sure to be a complete waste. Meanwhile, Mycroft is happily pretending to be someone he isn't. When their paths cross, sparks are sure to fly.

It would be easy enough for JJ to go out and find any woman to spend the night with. He wants Simon's company, instead.